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What do you think of the Chinese Switch rip off?
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0/10 doesn't play muh marios

Nice iPad Pro

OP here, I should add that it looks fucking gigantic, like 10 inches.

just looks like a customized Surface Pro

this honestly looks better than the switch

I like how its playing the Chinese league rip off on the screen shot too, Nice touch.

The Chinese are ready for the Switch.
But is the Switch ready for them?

The specs

Just a quick question.
Isn't switch desing copyrighted?
Couldn't nintendo just DMCA them for "borowing" switch layout?

Are you retarded?

Ok, but where are the nintendo games?

>fighting copyright in China

Maybe. Just a question bro

>Apollo Lake
>When Gemini Lake is launching in November, just a few more days

FULL RETARD CHINA COMPANY

t-r-a-s-h

You don't copyright a physical item, you patent it and yes, nintendo owns a patent on their detachable controllers, but I don't know if these are 1-1 patent violating controllers.

Not that it matters, you can't fight win a fight of trademark, patent or copyright infringement in China.

The Switch is $300, how much is this monstrosity?

China won't do shit about their own citizens stealing ideas because they haven't invented anything of their own since gunpowder. Take anyone to court about patents and theyll just side with the Chinese guy even if they know you're 100 percent right.

How much does it cost and how big is it?
Also, are there any controllers that clip onto a phone and work easily with android?

>Running stolen KoF98 rom on Kawaks

Can't wait for SNK to sue their ass

The Chinese own LoL

Around 3:00, did she just farted?

never trust chinks

Reported to Nintendo for blatant ripoff of Joy-Con design

SOMEONE SUMMON ETIKA, HE WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS!

Pffff haha
A piece of junk that's what it is.

Except that Nintendo is actually doing business with Tencent for the Switch in China. If there's any company that could get Switch clones off the market it'd be Tencent with Nintendo.

Has there ever been a good knockoff? Just for some emulation.

I knew this would happen
Why is nintendo going to bother

The Chinese don't give a fuck about copyrights. There is no such thing you filthy capitalist.

many of the PS Vita knockoffs are good.

Tencent is practically China's government at this point. They have serious power behind the scenes. They could easily pull shady shit and get away with it.

Sure, if you're a nigger.

Surely something can be done about this eventually, right?

Companies just stop doing business with china, or governments start pressuring the chinese government, or something?

Wrong. Most electronics are made in China are patented/owned/produced for western companies and china doesn't care because it means cheaper tech for the domestic market of Chinese companies copy it.

Just google Chinese car companies. Many produce identical copies of buick, jeep, chevy, bmw, etc. Look the same run the same, but under a Chinese name and at half the price. The western companies are essentially cut out of the deal.

Nope. They are not on the International Space Station for that reason. They just don't give a shit about patents. It has it's charm.

Showcasing King of Fighters is embarrassing. It shows this will have no games to play. It's all about the game support. I have a chink Vita looking bootleg console that plays king of fighters, it was 5 dollars.

It wouldn't acomplish anything. China would prefer to have Chinese owned companies anyway as it keeps the profits in country. Just look at google. They refused to play ball with giving china its tech so Chinese companies took the market and now have bedu.

The size of the average black dick... wow... amazing.

>It has internet browser

Better than the shitch alredy

It's Windows

Looks cool but a big part of the Switch's appeal is having a pair of joycon be two controllers.

>run the same

I'll just stick to my GPD Win thanks.

that will literally be the only purpose of the switch, mark my words, in china and japan people will buy the switch just to play aov on it

>chinkshit
Not even once

That's the whole reason Nintendo got a big stock increase after the last direct. Not because of Odyssey, not Doom, not whatever else people saw, but because of that one clip of aov they threw in there for like 2 minutes.

these things can never run anything besides old emulators at a decent framerate. forget even trying to play anything in your steam library.

to be fair it looks good as hell on the trailer

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The fuck? That would explain why that shit was in the direct but do you have a source for that?

>make a rip off that looks okay
>chimp out on specs

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>chink ripoff has shit specs
Who would've thought.

People don't buy Nintendo consoles for the hardware. They buy it for the games. Same reason people buy iPhones at this point. You can get the same hardware on Android for less.

>featuring 35 different heroes
what did they mean by this?

>Windows
So it has shit battery life, no mobile games, and not be able to play any PC games from the last decade. If it ran Android then maybe I'd have given it a second look.

people buy iPhones for the "look I have money" social status.
Not because they prefer iOS over Android

Not really. Even people that have owned Vertu phones will tell you that it isn't even worth bothering with.

chinesier than a chink with a hatchet in a petting zoo, wearing a straw hat and eating rice balls

>suing anybody for trademarks in Gina

did that kinda thing happen with sega or the gameboy color?

>bigger
>more expensive
>worst specs

Basically the same as a real switch

Could be good as an indieshit/emulation machine.

>government enforced copyrights
>capitalist
Pick one.

In a lot of ways the chinks are more capitalist then we are since we fell for the "mixed economy" meme.

>N4200

The GPU in this is a fucking potato.

>run the same
yeah that why China has its own brand of Exploding Everything

>Windows 10

cool! but does it BING BANG WAHOOOOOO?

>and here are the butters
>the power butters
>the voice up and down butters
She's cute. I want her.

No dock? What's the point then?

moar liek gpd fail

>USB-C

>gamebroof
>that eternal feel when no qt asian gf

Does that mean it'll switch screens instantly if I place it in a spare Switch dock?

>"You can use the controller to operate and play gams, very convenient"
>starts running into the wall
>"...aah..."
>"sorry"

It'll probably play at least up to Mario 64.

I actually bought one of these ricecopies a few years back for emulation. It was actually pretty solid, and I had a lot of fun with it. It was surprisingly solid and only had some minor problems over the year and a half I used it. I bought the newer version and it broke in a few months upon arriving. Get what you pay for I guess, but the first one was really fun. It was like a PSP that ran more stuff and I could read books on.

Western version is separate.

>*sorry* ^-^

It still has half as much heroes though

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my phone has a larger battery than it. what the fuck

>1200x1920
>16:9

*blocks your path*