Here's your controller, bro

Here's your controller, bro.

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Give me one feature the Switch has that's any other console doesn't have.

Thanks. Where do I plug it in?

thanks

gross give me the red one instead

it's fun

nintendo exclusives

Better vibrator that can fit all the way in

Proper splitscreen multiplayer on a handheld.

Portable to console in less than a second.

the first time i held one of these to play snipper clips at a friends i laughed, we haven't played it since

removes the need to buy another controller to play co-op, at the expense of having to use a really tiny joycon

you have to use your phone to voice chat.

Those things suck played individually but good when holding both in the Wii chuck style. I want a Switch with non removable sides. The Switch pro is fucking dope though

They're pretty good for Mario Kart, but then again MK is really just 4 buttons anyway.

HD RUMBLE BRO

Good games lmao

>easy and practical local multiplayer
>portability
>Nintendo developed games

Who right joycon master race?
>controls the system by itself in vertical or horizontal mode
>has NFC
>has IR
>has centered joystick
>has home button

Here's your controller bro

I wonder if this is good for fightan gaem

>Hi I'm the reason the switch doesn't have a dpad in handheld mode
Joycon in the shittiest controller of the gen
WiiU Pro>Xbone Elite>DS4>WIiU Gamepad>Xbone Standard>>Switch Pro>>>Joycon

where's the touch-screen?

You can split controller in two, so you can lay on your bed in any position you want while playing.

I adore this, but I'm finding that people who play a lot of console games think it's really unintuitive and actually prefer to play with that goofy ass connector.

post some exclusives that aren't aimed at nine year olds

Games

SMT V, Travis Strike Again, Octopath Traveler, Metroid Prime 4 to name a few.

Xenoblade
SMTV
ARMS
Octopath Traveler
Golf Story, frankly.

want to post some that are actually out? lmfao two of those are already confirmed for delays.

>post games
>ok not those

>t-these dont count!
What games do you play user?

You told me to posts exclusives and I did. Not dealing with your tantrums and goalpost moving. You lost.

b-b-bloodbourne and n-n-n-nioh

Built in Portable local multiplayer

>can't even shitpost about Nioh being exclusive anymore

Sonybros really have nothing now do they?

They never did desu. Feels good to have sold off my PS4 to some young kid and his little brothers.

just a comment for your low iq self to consider, when comparing to other home consoles, which are not portable, you should present the feature as
"Console to portable in less than a second"
and not
"Portable to console in less than a second"

Since the later one implies other home consoles can be made portable in over a second which is false.

>Since the later one implies other home consoles can be made portable in over a second which is false.
Untrue. It only implies that portables are not capable of switching to console easily, which is true.

Wrong again.
Sorry kid, better take your arguments elsewhere. Try a philippino gaming board where the iq is lower.

I wonder if you find your own arguments compelling.

Heh, resorting to an ad hominem.. A sign of an even lower iq than i anticipated.. My friend, I will now take my leave, unfortunately iq is not a trait that can be improved over time, as it is strictly genetic, so I can not wish you any improvements. But I wish you a pleasant, worry free life, which is unlikely due to your inability to predict and prepare for the future, but if the stars align right, you should be ok. Farewell

Here's your controller bro

Woah, would buy.

>lardhands
>disgusting bitten nails

Kill yourself.

I said games that weren't aimed at nine year olds.
Learn to read.

Sony really has given up on the touchpad, huh?

>No More Heroes
>Shin Megami Tensei
>aimed at nine year olds

What games do you like user?

It's not supported by Activision and EA
and that's a good thing.

But for some reason Splatoon doesn't have local multiplayer.

Shit sucks

What a homo

Games that aren't on Nintendo consoles.

That doesn't answer my question. What games do you play?

I don't play video games.

I wen't to my friends place and had the "honor" of using one of this shits in our 4 player bomberman / mario kart session

It's 1/4 the size of an actual controller, it feels fucking horrible to use it with adult hands

What the fuck were they thinking?

> games that weren't aimed at nine year olds

Video games are literally ALL for nine year olds.
youtube.com/watch?v=eTdgHsifK38

the """rebel"""

>DON'T INSULT MY COMPANY'S NEW CONTROLLER!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE
lol

This. Video games are toys. Just because you somehow convinced yourself that "dude im shooting people with guns so it must be mature!" doesn't make it true.

nah, it's the version for retarded kids, kinda like the joycon.

He doesn't, he watches interactive movies.

so very true.
it's funny the nintendiapers don't understand this

> hipster glasses
> hipster haircut
> hipster beard
> tattoos

The adult we need.

>He says, on Sup Forums

Why can't you answer my very simple question?

> Sup Forums is for people who play video games

How new are you.

Realtalk tho the single joycons are actually really great for emulators and such. Together on the grip they are great for more advanced games

A normie-friendly experience that is both a portable console and easily docked into the TV.

Adapter shit doesn't count because even though a reasonably tech savvy person could do it, it's not simple enough for a normie to care.

Oh, and the Nintendo games, of course.