No one is hyped for Odyssey

No one is hyped for Odyssey.

what is this?
a picture for ben stiller?

OP is a colossal faggot

Probably because you have to be 18+ to post here.

I hope that's not OP's own screenshot, but even then, what a fucking moron even if he did it on purpose.

I booked off the Friday of its release and the Monday afterwards to give myself a 4 day weekend for it.

I'm excited as hell for it.

What is this? A PICTURE FOR ANTS??

Reminder that Galaxy sold like shit and is one of the greatest games of all time.
Same goes for Metroid Prime.

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Probably because leaks confirmed it as an empty piece of shit. Enjoy collecting 800 blue coins

of course ants aren't hype for odyssey they're too small

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>12.75 million units
>selling like shit

What the fuck are you on about, most big releases you see plastered everywhere don't reach that much across multiple platforms, there are series that have had massive media/journalist pushes that haven't sold that much collectively. 12.75 million is absolutely nothing to scoff at.

>News article: Listen to me ramble about my opinions

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Mario is the most lucrative brand in all of gaming. 12.75 million is a pitiful sum, considering how well previous games have done.

>no hype for odyssey
OP confirmed for living under a rock

>tfw weekend off for a convention
>tfw have to balance doing everything I want at the convention and playing Bing Bing Wahoo
>all of this on a different sleep schedule because I generally work overnight

jesus christ what a faggot
also literally who?

3d Mario games have a more limited appeal to Kart and 2d ones, saying that 12.75 mil is pitiful is completely nonsense.

it started out as a personal blog but it turned into his main site after he realized Nintendo abandoned their disruption strategy in favor of more gamecube-esquesequels and awful messes like Wii Music and Other M

Doesn't even make a lick of sense.

Sage this faggot thread

Mario used to be a phenomenon, think of what Pokemon Go was like during its peak. 12 million isn't 40 million

then you obviously have never read his content, have zero business knowledge and are a complete faggot.
I honestly wish he kept his old articles online, he was an incredible writer.

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Okay now you're just being retarded, this isn't an issue of the lack of Mario's popularity, as you can see Mario Kart Wii sold almost 37 million units in it's lifetime, and New Super Mario Bros wii sold 30 million units in it's lifetime, this is an issue of the limited appeal of 3d Mario games in comparison to his 2d and kart racing titles, I am not replying to your dumb ass again.

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This. 3D Mario games are NOT REAL MARIO GAMES. Yet Nintendo gives them top billing. It's ridiculous.

if you've never read his content then you don't even know what you're arguing about. Continue living up to the "hardcore" label

phone posters are ruining this website

Game looks pretty shit 2bh.

Here is what's going to happen.

>get a bunch of 9s and 10s for being Mario
>usual nintenbro cocksucking at the beginning
>realize later it's a meh title

*stands in the position you were planning to go to but cant because im in you're way*

yes, that's global sellers, not just switch, its just switch is the only console with selling games LOL

>Yes see! Odyssey!
IT'S ODYSSEY YA SEE
OPINION DISCARDED

Hasn't Maelstrom been saying Nintendo is doomed for a decade now?

People used to parrot him here all the time.
Didn't realize he was still alive or posting.