Hey Asscreed shills, does this trigger you?

Hey Asscreed shills, does this trigger you?

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>torrent edition doesn't include PS4 avatars
SONY KEEPS ON WINNING BABY

Do you think western retards get triggered by this? no they don't
they buy the gold/deluxe edition and they will spend the entire week complaining about pirates destroying muh video games.They are dumb and proud

I get sick of every AC game I play long before I run out of content
Anyone confirm if the Jack the Ripper DLC was fun or not?

Does the torrent include the 6 PS4 avatars though?

No, it's 2 hours of rehashed gameplay with a shit plot.

>willingly bitcoin mining your PC
Shiggy

Official asscreed includes official UBIMiner™ too

sheeeit

>make the same game 20 times
>have to spend money multiple times each game
based ubisoft

>Wasting bandwith on Asscreed

I really love how they put "full game" on there and then they just pretend that the "gold edition" somehow doesn't contain things that aren't in the "full game" and therefore make the "full game" not "full"
fuck this industry

>there are people who will actually play this game and enjoy it
>there are people who defend lootboxes
>there are people who defend lock timers on single player content
>nearly every game has development focused to extract as much money from the consumer as possible
>every year it just gets worse
>voting with your wallet does less than nothing

Why did it have to be like this?

Where is the "not playing the game at all" option? It allows you to respect your own time.

>patrician choice

>wait 2 years and buy the "goty edition" for $20

Because the hardcore gaming market is full of dumb fanboys who just can't admit that publishers are terrible and full of greedy fucks.

or pirate it day one

>playing rogue trying to catch up on the ass creeds
>Lisbon mission happens
>feels pretty fucking amazing but what's happening seems kinda silly overall
>decide to google the year at the start of the mission
>it's actually real
This series has its moments but you need to climb shitty towers and pointless styff to get to it. I'll take the torrent edition like always.

>3 ability points

I want to know what goes through people's minds when sounds like an incentive to them when they purchase this shit. you're basically starting out in an RPG at level 4, and you paid MONEY to do that. If you like the game so much why are you so desperate to get to all the stronger stuff quicker and make everything easy? reminds me of that Bioshock infinite pre-order bonus that just lets you get the standard shotgun a bit sooner, do you really need that kind of help?

but PC gaming is shit

>not comfy
>need to update hardware
>need to tweak graphics settings and optimize
>sitting at a desk on a work chair, getting horrible posture

I'd rather sacrifice a small amount of graphics to sit comfortably on a couch and pop in a disc.

No one on Sup Forums actually cares about piracy, it's all just bait

>implying it won't have denuvo v8

oh no it's retarded

I couldn't even finish Syndicate, it was so boring

retardedly comfy :)

>implying it won't be cracked in a day again

I only did to watch my Evie Beatrix Potter waifu killing people

buddy you're not too bright, are ya?

I think I dropped it when I unlocked her super-armor and it looked like garbage

Not an argument.

Bright enough to choose relaxation and comfort over autistic performance tweaking?

I'm sure the spergs at your overclocking forum are very impressed by your benchmarking scores

...

fair, i wanted too when her boyfriend was a poo

Watch Dogs 3 when.
Can't wait to experience the improved gameplay without having to play as an annoying nigger. Hopefully in a better city too.

>buying ubishit games
>ever

South Park hasn't been cracked yet

The only way to play

reddit.com/r/CrackWatch/comments/775o0v/southparkthefracturedbutwholecodepunks/

oh I don't go on reddit and there were no threads here saying it was cracked that I saw

the absolute STATE of denuvo

>linking reddit
jesus fucking christ just go back there you stupid piece of shit

>Janitors autoban crack threads because they're faggots who do it for free

I hope watch dogs 3 has a level where you're forced to perform a sex change surgery on yourself

>perform an assassination on a guy who assumed your gender

>He doesn't know about the steam link
I paid for mine with cards, get your head in the game.

>someone was triggered enough to make this image
>OP was triggered enough to make this thread
Living in your head, rent free

Seriously? People hate on the asscreed series a lot, but each game is pretty much a love letter to the era it’s set in. The best part was waiting for Black Bart to show up and then having him end up being the prophet all along was great.

Her tits are fake. Her real one are nice.

where to buy fake tits like those

>3 ability points

FUCKING
SOLD

>HAHAHA IM GOING TO PIRATE YOUR GAME

>WAIT WAIT WHY ARE SINGLE PLAYER GAMES DYING OFF ;.;

>each game is pretty much a love letter to the era it’s set in.

>Assassin's Creed Revelations is a love letter to the time era that transformed Constantinople from the center of the christian world and the new roman empire, into a bomb-slinging mudslime-infested third-world shit hole

wew lads what did they mean by this

Christendom and the Byzantines had been out of Constantinople for 60 years by the time of Revelations, and Islamic fundamentalist terrorism wasn't a thing until the 1970s

Last one I played and enjoyed was Black Flag. Skipped the rest but got a discount for Origins so I got the standard edition. It looks like it plays a little differently so I'm curious as to how it'll be. I hope it's good. Worst case scenario, I'll trade it in/resell it after beating it.

wait, is this dumb or people care?

user your sarcasm meter must be off-the-charts broken