If Gerudo are totally dependant on other races to reproduce due to Gerudo males being born so infrequently...

If Gerudo are totally dependant on other races to reproduce due to Gerudo males being born so infrequently, how are there still Gerudo?

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But then why aren't there dozens of little brown red haired children running around Hyrule?

gerudo genes are stronger and push out the weak genes of the puny non-gerudo

only a male king is allowed to fuck the females , and any non king male born is killed.

Except that's not how it works at all.

Gerudo are like the Asari.

They don't actually take any genes from the males they have sex with, they just cause randomization of the existing genes.

Any man who fucks a Gerudo expecting biological children is an idiot.

Literally the entire premise of every Gerudo quest in BotW is centred around Gerudo women trying to seduce ugly, beta Hylians.

Gerudo genes are dominant, and even though it's not how genetics work they imply that Gerudo women almost never give birth to boys, so it isn't an issue.

Gerudos are just an excuse to have a female-only tribe while also eliminating the possibility of Hyrule having too many dark skinned people.

So does LoZ support bestiality then if Gerudos are fucking other races?

But there are Gerudo in the Gerudo town that are visibly different skin colours.

asexual reproduction you dumb nerd

have you ever even played a Zelda game?

because everyone wants to fuck them, except that one manlet.

I played Ocarina and I'm pretty sure that's what happen .

Parthenogenesis.

There's lizards with no males who pantomime sex in order to trigger their reproductive process. Gerudo are the same way. Sex is just causing their clone engine to reassemble their genes. Riful isn't so much Urbosa's daughter as she is a clone. No new genes, new gene order.

Why was Ganondorf green?

But captain of the guard and watermelon rind lady were white and there was that one loli that was a whole shade darker than everybody else.

Why do characters have pointy ears?

Why do Zoras have boobs?

Gerudo women travel and rape some guy.
Head back home and give birth.
Raise the child as a single mother.

No that all makes sense in the context of their given races, but Ganondorf being green makes no sense given that there are no green Gerudo.

real question here is why were the gerudos the most fleshed out among the species in the game?

Species that reproduce via parthenogenesis (females producing offspring without males) can vary in color from individual to individual.

One of the shop keepers outright says that most Gerudo women that have found love only come home to sell shit.

imagine dominant geruso lolis

ganondorf is green because he has green blood because he's so evil

So she'll grow up to be a giant musclewoman too, right?

Because sexy brown musclegirls are interesting

Hopefully.

All of them become giant muscle women.

No, the Gossip Stones say that they go out looking for mates. Just like in BotW.

because it's a high fantasy videogame and it works that way

They weren't THAT muscled in the past.

Hi Pete Hines. Not an excuse.

If novelists and film makers have to answer for inconsistencies so should developers.

Are gerudos supposed to be more like gypsies or amazons

Amazons, definitely.

So if Gerudo males come from a Hylian father and a Gerudo mother, that makes them hybrids hat somehow become royalty?

The timeline doesn't exist, the latest interviews killed that whole idea. These Gerudo are muscluar amazons.

>The timeline doesn't exist
Citation? I'd really like it to shut retards up.

It's Gerudo tradition. Don't fuck with tradition.

I want to read that interview user, but yeah, it just confirmed what I've been saying the whole time, except for one game or another, there's no timeline.

Most games soft-reboot, to put it lightly.

Yes, basically, all Gerudos are mixed.

I guess that black Hylians are mixed Gerudos, since all Gerudos are blacks.

>I shall take you home and mate with you. Your king has declared that you may refuse. What say you?
>I--
>Good, we shall be off then

Plague is a treasure

Yup, they pretty much said that each game (or pair of games) is its own separate little take on the LoZ formula.

It's the only a series like this can work, ie the Final Fantasy style.

There were dark skinned Hylians way down south. None of them had red hair though.

Males are seen as blessings from the gods or something since only one is born every century

Nope, black Hylians are just black Hylians. Gerudo only give birth to Gerudo. There is no mixing. They only ever give birth to female Gerudo.

OoT, MM, and the two games that follow that split, WW and TP, are very obviously related. Hell, OoT Link is in TP.

Not any more, also they said Ganondorf CLAIMED he was Gerudo. If a male is born they'd likely expel him from the tribe.

>eyebrows....

Would you lick Zeldas butthole

>please explain how magic would work in a realistic way because i am a tedious nerd who requires tax policies to be written out in full before i can enjoy anything
fuck off

He did stipulate one game or another. Obviously the ones that outright state they take place after Ocarina of Time take place after Ocarina of Time.

It's mostly stupid shit like people connecting Link to the Past and the Oracles games to things when the connection is loose at best.

You're right, there are black males, so it makes no sense to make Ganondorf the King if other males were born.

you see what happens at the end of every Zelda game is because Link defeated Ganon, he automatically becomes king of the Gerudo and thus must continue the line by making them all his concubines

The Gerudo are a proud and noble race.

>people hiding in doors when the Gerudo come to town to abduct men to be their sex slaves

And then theres guys like me who will just casually sit around outside having the best picnic hoping we get chosen.

Yeah, at most the games seem to show up in groups or pairs. Spirit Tracks and Hourglass are clearly set after Wind Waker.

But then you have TP which is in its own little universe where OoT was the past for that game.

And then you have ANOTHER universe where Skyward Sword shows a nascent LoZ universe starting.

And ANOTHER where Minish Cap and Four Swords exist.

There is no timeline.

Was the tranny at the Oasis a Gerudo male?

Whoa. Sauce?

No, just a Hylian being true to himself

It's a skin condition.

BOTW Hyrule is pure as fuck.
Hylians produce only Hylians.
Gerudo produce only Gerudo.
Zora produce only Zora.
Ruto produce only Ruto.
Goron produce only Goron.

There's absolutely no hybrids, something that can't be said for many other fantasy games obsessed with it.

When the wind gag blows his veil off you can see white skin. He just fell for the Gyaru meme.

That was a Hylian disguised.

I thought it was a five o clock shadow, since the gag was that he was clearly a man.

Someone have a link to that Oda non doujin?

Afrobull

There are some white gerudo in BOTW.

Zora, Ruta, and Goron are wildly different species to the humanoids, it wouldn't make any sense for them to be compatible with either Hylian or Gerudo. I mean the Ruto and Zora lay eggs, so their plumbing is completely different. Gorons, as far as we know, have no females which means sexual organs like a dick probably don't even exist.

But they are also quick to recognize lewdness.

Yes, but even TWW and TP are soft reboot, since it reorganize the whole topology and stuff.

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I can't find a good frame but it's just a shadow on his face.

>make a new race
>not expecting people to question the reproduction of a species with a lack of males

Could a Hylian mate with a Twili?

White lipstick best girl

And you would be ignored and rejected

>tfw 6'3" and have a thing for taller women
>real life women taller than me are genetic aberrations who won't live past 30
>will never be a tiny hyrule manlet who gets claimed by a garudo girl

He wasn't a Gerudo, just think about it:
Gerudo are huge.
If their women are the biggest humanoids in BOTW, the men would have to be Goron sized.

Find a female (male) girl.

Could certainly try. As many times as it takes.

Gerudo genes strong.

They go get knocked up and come back and raise them. Not too complicated to understand.

Why hello there.

They would try their damned hardest

>Gerudo produce only Gerudo.
wrong
>Zora produce only Zora.
Mipha wanted to get Hylian'd by Link's Master Sword

Those are some luscious lips.

I still think it looks like a 5 o clock shadow.

Why do gerudo lolis always get overlooked?

>Raise the child as a single mother.
So Ganondorf was raised by a single mother in an all-female household.

Know what? He gets a pass for all the shit he did. I take back every bad thing I said about him. At least he isn't a serial killer that masturbates into a boot.

>Fan art Gerudo
>Small yet defined, unique noses
>In game Gerudo
>GIANT DESERT JEW NOSE WEATHER VANE

Because most people aren't pedophiles.

>Zora, Ruta, and Goron are wildly different species to the humanoids

Gerudo are wildly different species to the humanoids as well. They're twice as tall, 3x as muscular, and always have giant noses and red hair. Always.

In a classical piece of fantasy fiction, the Gerudo would be that species that looks familiar but is utterly alien and reproducing in an inhuman manner.

It's not a coincidence that there are absolutely no hybrids in Hyrule. Gerudos are just giving birth to clones of themselves, like other parthenogenic species.

They're pretty freaky lookin.

>flat

Doesn't make sense, if all of your genetic material is coming from foreign races even if your genes are dominant within a couple generations they'd be washed out. If every Zelda game is in the same timeline depending on how far apart they take place none of the Gerudo present in the games should even be considered the same race.

There are no instances of Gerudo producing anything other than a Gerudo female in-game. The only exception is Ganon, so the only exception is evil and male.

There are no hybrid Gerudo. They get nothing from the father. Not demeanor, appearance, voice, intelligence, nothing. The "father" is a fool being tricked by an 8 foot tall brown copying machine.

>page 53
YOU RUINED IT.

Many artists, especially Japanese artists can never stay on model with the shit they draw. Sheva from RE5 is lily white in a lot of fan art, Bayonetta and 2B have giant tits in fan art while in-game they do not, etc...