Well, Sup Forums?

Well, Sup Forums?

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who the fuck actually enjoys esports?

>gaming laptop

>laptop

Hellooo reddit!

>clutch win looks like he got splooged on

>white skin

>Gaymen Laptop

The "gg no re ez game ez lyfe" win

Imagine telling someone from 20 years ago that competitive videogames would be considered sports in 2017.

What the fuck is Coke doing

>The Clutch win
Like it ever happens post-nerf

Coke is disgusting poison and every time I drink it the Jews win but I still do it. How do I stop this?

Why the fuck is coke doing so many of these

>shilling sugarwater

wait sorry it's not even regular diabetes juice anymore, I gotta update this

>shilling HFCSwater

get aids and die

>implying any win is clutch

What would I give for some coke right now, and when I say coke I mean cocaine.

I wish someone told me that, would have gotten into it

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Drink root beer instead

trying (too late) to capitalize on a trend

I thought the hashtag was a star of david for a moment.

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what

>root beer
Still the sugary carbonated Jew.

excellent meme brought to us by (((user))) and Coke™, I really think gaming and coke go together.
#coke #gaming #e-sports

Sorry, but I've got places to be. I don't have time for going slow.
gg ez

I'd be too busy telling myself to buy bitcoin. Jesus Christ if I just gambled the 200 bucks I'd be a millionaire right now.

>How do I stop this?
suicide is always an option

Weren't people once impressed by those who were skilled at arcade games?

>the easy win
>the clutch win
alright, hold on a moment. Is the 'easy win' winning because it's easy for the player because skill or because is literally too easy as itself? It can't be the former because then none would choose the other. Is the comparison "I prefer a game that is easy" vs "i prefer a difficult game where there's a vulnerability allowing me to win easily"?

>implying that drinking coke isn't awesome

Dude, I don't even fucking care- Pepsi and Coke are FUCKING delicious.

There's a reason they have taken over the world.

ilove our corpoatje overlrods ggsf

It's the "I just stomped some loser with a 50 kill streak and they didn't even get close to capping the first objective" vs "Double overtime deadlock game I can't believe we pulled that out of our collective asses"

It's do you prefer winning by being much more skilled than the opponent and completely outclassing them or winning by facing someone who pushes you to your limits and makes you stretch your skills to the max to pull victory out of your ass.

>play smash at tourney
>game five last stock
>taste iron in my mouth
>hands and arms feel like they're dissociating
>mind starts asking stupid questions like "wouldn't it suck if you lose right now?"

i really have to work on my mentality

Because here you are talking about Coke in a Coke thread.

There's nothing wrong with carbonated drinks, fag. If you're so worried about Coca-cola, there's thousand of small companies that do soda, but if you want to go hardcore you can always get a machine to impregnate your own drinks with carbon-dioxide.

Why is Coke doing this?

>There's a reason they have taken over the world.
Aggressive marketing. Coke is disgusting to anyone with taste.

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diet pepsi/coke makes up the majority of my liquid intake desu

where do I buy a coke laptop?

thank god I was just looking for this one

lmao, my first thought.

I would prefer to stop drinking sugary drinks altogether and stick to coffee, tea, milk etc. Mineral water is fizzy though, I could drink that I guess.

Anyone who has played Starcraft at higher levels knows clutch wins can give you freaking heart attacks

No they aren't, I feel sad for united statians that have this shit forced down their throats since infancy and don't know any better.

FPBP

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heh this reminds me of that one Supernatural Episode with the Turducken Sandwich

quake was rearing around and arcade tournaments were gigantic, if anything people would be surprised that it took so long

The matches where its close all the way through and only one side edges out at the end.

I can understand a lot of things but one thing I can't is how anyone can stomach carbonated fucking water.
Just thinking about it makes me retch.

Clutch wins. I've never had more fun in a game where a win couldn't go either way.

The heck is this?

THE VIRGIN EASY WIN
>enemy team is composed of retarded paraplegic kids with cancer
>your only death was an accidental suicide
>you were watching a youtube video during the match
>match was over in less than 5 minutes
>your team types "gg" as base trashtalking

THE CHAD CLUTCH WIN
>enemy team is evenly matched with yours
>KDR moves back and forth like a waltz
>the game has 100% of your attention each second, with victory coming down to a last minute gamble
>match lasted over 30 minutes
>both your team and the enemy exchange "gg" as a sign of respect and good sportsmanship

I don't get it either. My parents love vodka/gin and tonics, but it's just so fucking bitter I don't know how they stand it.

the eyes make this one

REMINDER WATER IS THE BIGGEST MEME
IS SO BAD THAT MAKES ME PUKE

It hurts me that someone was paid far more than minimum wage to produce this.

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Hello fellow kids but it's even more hilarious because they're trying to use fucking Esports

Just magnificent.

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great

kek

>Unironically now feel like buying some cola at 2:18am.
Fucking memetics.

Never saw this one.

How the fuck do you "think" you're at the objective?

>the drinks
Subtle, I like it.

>how anyone can stomach carbonated fucking water.
By not being a faggot

Ima need a source for this.

According to Sup Forums waterfags you just have to stop drinking it for 5 minutes and then you'll magically become repulsed by it for the rest of your life.

>drinking carbonated cancer

god damn it

Drink Dr Bepis instead

Is "I think I'm at the objective" the Sup Forums equivalent of "Imagine you're human"?

Basically, yes.

>not making your own carbonaed drinks
>not putting 4 times the amount of carbon in a drink
>not drink it to have the gas come out explosively of all your holes

That's the Big Burp Cola.

>Get kidney stone
>Holy shit the pain
>Emergency room puts me on high tier painkiller so I can actually talk to them through non-gritted teeth
>Doctor says soda has been linked to it
>Especially Coca Cola
>My face
>Stop drinking that stuff all together

Whoulda thought it would take extreme agonizing pain to get me to even consider not drinking the stuff?

>dude water but it tastes horrible lmao
TRASH

Can't post next page or I'll get banned but it's a very unfunny joke where she tries to rape him for 2 hours but he doesn't even get a boner because he's gay

>guys, i think i'm at the objective
>are you or are you not, dipshit?

Got a name or something I can find it under?

Then what's the source of the comic?

>not drinking pure diamonds
lamoing@u famalamo

>tfw you always add "I think" or "probably" to the end of your sentence to mitigate responsibility
Just leave me be

tfw stopped drinking sound and lost 20 pounds.
feels good man

FPBP

>tfw stopped drinking sound

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>A single kidney stone
>extreme, agonizing pain
Ha.

user, I had an wrapped around one of my kidneys as a child, causing me to suffer from kidney stones and the associated bouts of illness and pain constantly until I was 8. You don't know kidney-based pain.

Reminder esports ruin games more than SJWs ever will

Even when it doesn't make any fucking sense? you should know whether or not you're at the objective at any given point unless you're playing a shit game.

Both of those are inferior to the flame win, where you stomp your foe into the dust and then wave your e-peen around in allchat.

Cute

nah. You've just been preprogramed as a child to accept it without questioning your droned out elders. Soft drinks are a sparing thing that should be treated similarly to beer or alcohol. COKE AND PEPSI CONSUME CONSUME CITIZEN. WE ARE (((AMERICAN))) AS YOU ARE

Thanks user.