ITT: Come up with the most jewish paymodel you possibly can

ITT: Come up with the most jewish paymodel you possibly can
>Game's singleplayer campaign is split into four quarters partitioned according to content and playtime
>Once you reach the end of a section you have to open a loot box to get the next section of the campaign
>If you open the loot box given to you after completing the previous section and get an armor cosmetic you won't get another one again
>You have to pay out of pocket to get another loot box to unlock the next section of the campaign, and the loot boxes that are paid for are 60% less probable to have the next section of the game being in them

To unlock stuff you need to buy a toy

every time you run out of lives, it costs you a quarter and you have to start over

Make the game ridiculously difficult as well.

and it just keeps getting harder the longer you play it

but if you beat it you can put your initials on a leaderboard

The game is completely free, have no ads, no microtransactions, no DLC and is Open source.
But the FMVs, textures and audio samples all have subliminal messages to buy all sorts of products

characters racemix unless you buy dlc that changes it

Actual jew here so I might be good at this.

You're character needs a energy source to be able to move. You can't find more or buy more energy with in game money, you have to wait in real time for it to recharge or pay your real shekels.

great film

S4 league

The game match makes you with players who purchased pay to win gear and if you purchase something, you are placed on a map where that particular item preforms really well.

A game with many skins and cosmetics but you can't own them, you can only rent them.

I literally just watched this movie wtf

Whatever I come up with Blizzard has already patented it.

>Each chapter of a game is split into episodes and each those episodes last 3 hours and are DLC with a price tag of $60
>Each chapter ends in a boss fight but to beat the boss you need to buy a Loot Box and key to unlock it
>You need a certain epic weapon to beat the boss but the chance of an epic weapon is 1 in 1234567890
>The Loot box cost $10 and a key $15
>Simply unlocking anything weapons clothes etc. are all locked behind Loot boxes

A jrpg with the longest most fun and interactive story and environment anyone has ever wanted. You pay a us penny equivalent of your currency for every second of play time. A team wipe is 1 dollar. All equipment is 10 cents each. Fast travel is 25. Everything is x10 for the dlc. Mind you there’s in game currency you have to acquire to do certain things and grinding is necessary

game comes with heroin. must pay for more heroin dlc

>work at GAME
>mom buys $100 worth of Disney Infinity Toys
>next week game gets canned

> BitCoin Warz
> P2W competitive MMO with LootBox-based card-collection battle mechanics featuring an in-house real-money auction house where character stats and history including W/L ratios may be bought/sold.
> all interactions and financial transactions are linked to a real life blockchain for the purpose of aquiring Cryptocurrency with a fraction of the earnings going to the devs digital wallet.

Easy, you pay for the hours you play.