This is a serious discussion thread about the videogame character "Lanky Kong". Please do not delete

This is a serious discussion thread about the videogame character "Lanky Kong". Please do not delete.

Why was he so great Sup Forumsros?

He was surprisingly dexterous despite his unusual frame, and he had an array of specialized abilities that allowed widespread use.

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his face isnt that funny

Where does he stand in the kong family tree? As far as I remember orangutans were evil cunts that threw barrels at you. Did the banish Lanky kong for being so flamboyant? It's safe to assume that the kongs were more accepting of his homosexuality.

In contrast, what were some of his weaknesses/in what areas was he lacking?

I love Lanky Kong when I was a kid.

Can you remind me who his enemy was?

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Despite lacking in manner and poise and his appearance being rather odd he has the valuable abilities to walk on his hands, extend his arms and fly using hot gas.

Are you saying that this monkey is a fucking disgrace?

HE CAN HAND STAND
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT
JUST FOR YOU

Why is he ignored in modern DK installments?

What the hell happened to Chunky? Lanky and Tiny were seen again afterwards, but Chunky was never seen again

Maybe Nintendo had a problem with him being one "hell" of a guy.

HE HATES THE BLACKS

Have you ever wondered what Lanky Kong's skull looked like?

>they replaced his voice with a generic retard bumpkin voice
Paon was a mistake. Name one good thing produced by them.

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No joke. He's the one thing that needs to be salvaged from DK64.

As far as characters go, keep all the Kongs in Tropical Freeze, plus Lanky. Cut the rest. Candy, Tiny, Chunky etc are shit.

dont talk shit about chunky kong you shit taste fucker