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Kayden Powell
Phil is honestly more entertaining than any serious streamer/let's player I've ever seen. I would much rather watch his videos than anybody else's if only because he's so stupid that it's fun to watch
Chase Ross
He kinda looks like Bill murray
Anthony Cruz
Samuel Richardson
Stop making fun of Phil guys, him and his buddies will kick your asses
Dylan Jackson
Its weird I hate him so much as a person I cant stop watching the This is how you dont play series.
Everything about him and how he plays games disgusts me, but I also enjoy seeing him suffer.
He is such a simpleton sometimes I get a good laugh out of how he easily handles some bullshit parts of the games at time through luck or no fear but ends up having a lot of trouble on the more cognitive based obstacles.
I have mixed feelings on him, yeah hes a fucking moron however he has beat alot of games.
Zachary Peterson
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Zachary Powell
This is fucking amazing
Matthew Howard
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Carson King
This raises a good point, do streamers have a plan when they are old? I mean the AVGN is making fuck you money so he is set but someone like Linkara who is barely making ends meet, does he expect to do this his whole life?
Eli Harris
more like
>my latest video is up on YouTube user, mmkay? [joker laugh] Turn off your ad block or I will ban your ass.
Ryder Watson
did his wife really leave him? LMAO
Hunter Sanchez
Post the loss one please
Wyatt Cooper
>This raises a good point, do streamers have a plan when they are old? I mean the AVGN is making fuck you money so he is set but someone like Linkara who is barely making ends meet, does he expect to do this his whole life?
These people aren't thinking beyond tomorrows paycheck
Carson Sullivan
now post the boston bombing one, that one brings me to tears every time
Andrew Stewart
Since Phil vanquished Kojimbo fags and was outed to earn around 8k per month he's not that much interesting anymore.
Jayden Phillips
He's not even entertainingly bad anymore, he's just pathetic.
Hudson Sullivan
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Ayden Foster
>Gets 50$ from troll subs on his Twitch event stream
>Gloats about it on twitter as if he received 5000$ by doing nothing
Christian Garcia
I don't have that one, but there's this.
Aaron Flores
We need less Todd Howard on this board and more DarkSydePhil
Tyler Baker
James Flores
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Wyatt James
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Dylan Williams
Eceleb shit is not video games.
Gabriel Phillips
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Gavin Cooper
>dsp will be streaming when he's 80
>i'll be watching it
Kayden Richardson
>t. Chad
Please get off my board. I'm severely depressed and want to die. I'm so fcuking stupid nothing makes sense. In conversations I rarely have anything to saaay other than "yeah" or "cool". I fuck up so often I look so stupid in public.
Austin King
This thread is the hardest I've laughed in a long time on this board
Jaxson Evans
hahaha what the fuck
how did I laugh at this
Tyler Price
>Drunk tweeting at 5am
Is Phil'a drinking problem getting worse? He's been drunk on stream a few times lately and admitting to drinking a lot of gin lately.
Blake Bell
DSP is based /ourguy/ desu
anyone that still pretends to hate him is a numale and desperate for attention
Thomas Gutierrez
Hell yeah, drunk DSP will make his videos even more entertaining to watch
Jordan Rodriguez
>I drank the whole bottle WOOOOOW
Thats why we like him here on Sup Forums, most of us are at this point as well
Zachary Sanders
>I've had to make make major life changes.
>I no longer have someone to cook my meals while I stream.
>it's honestly a lot of work to boil water, then boil noodles, thaw the sauce, then add the noodles to the sauce.
>it takes about an hour and a half if you include eating then cleaning up after myself.
>I don't even get to relax until midnight, then I have to wake up at 11 am and do it all over again.
>you don't understand how exhausted I am.
This is all shit he said just the other day, nearly verbatim.
Sebastian White
>gin
based phil
Austin Scott
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Jack Diaz
He just got broken up with and is depressed as fuck give him a break. Its hard to just admit your life is crumbling after a breakup.
Jaxon White
>took him two hours to make a CAW in WWE2K18
>claims he's physically exhausted and has to take a break
Kayden Evans
they aren't technically aren't wrong about the character though
Joshua Phillips
>haha I'm not even drunk
>bugged alcohol mechanics
Ryan Ross
Assholes like Phil don't deserve a break. He's a lazy, whiny manchild that can't handle the real world. His bubble is bursting, and he'll burst with it.
Brody Collins
>pa
what did he mean by this?
Elijah Bell
EXCUSE ME SIR THIS ISN'T VIDEO GAME
Jason Young
Yeah everyone here talks shit about him, but he honestly has more in common with most people on this board than the other e-celebs/streamers that get posted constantly. And he's actually fun to watch due to fuck-ups and stupid shit he says
James Sullivan
...Why doesn't he just find a more efficient method/make changes?
>Just buy pasta sauce in a bottle and cut down preparation time by a considerable amount
>Instead of microwaving junk food, buy frozen vegetables and something like rice
Landon Cooper
This is what truly intrigues me.
Asher Johnson
Have you seen how he makes his sauce? He would be better off pouring Mountain Dew on his spaghetti.
Nathaniel Jones
of course they are because they, like yourself start with the confirmation bias.
Nolan Evans
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Hudson Nelson
Pa(ndalee)?
Jackson Fisher
Fucking wonderful.
John Gonzalez
Ricky Gervais looks terrible.
David Stewart
Hilarious thing about DSP is his detractors turned out to be even more pathetic than he is. From SoK's doxing and overall shitty behavior to King of Pol and how he lied about his wife, had a meltdown and left the internet.
Jeremiah Harris
>patreon
>just a dollar a month man c'mon dude
Jayden Mitchell
>He literately puts a bowl full of sugar in there
Does he have no fucking tastebuds? Is expect that from a child, not an adult man.
Jacob Evans
because he hates changes. keep in mind this is the same person that took years to move on to direct capture despite people telling him to and when he did he got all bitter.
Anthony Nguyen
>King of Pol and how he lied about his wife
Details?
Daniel Moore
The SoK shit was even more retarded then the people obsessed with CWC
Eli Phillips
Well,can you blame him,every one around him is a douche bag and hes losing his fame,it's depressing
James Robinson
I don't think he's depressed over a breakup as much as he realizes just how fucked he is now all alone in his big house with a debt he'll never clear short of winning a lottery or something. Deep down somewhere even DSP must realize this streaming and Youtube shit cannot last. If only because he's getting older.
Caleb Ward
Reminder that DSP is actually based and Sup Forums has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.
Stop being a sheep.
His DNF review:
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His RE6 review:
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His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
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His AssCreed Unity review:
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His 1886 review:
youtube.com
His Evolve review:
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Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
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His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
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Five Nights at Freddy's:
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Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
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Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
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Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
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His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
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Also, as a streamer:
>Does not accept donations mid stream to interrupt game
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS
DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.
If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP Sup Forums mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
Eli Myers
fuck off dsp.
Samuel Martinez
Why did he record all those easily exploitable green screen moments?
Christian Turner
>Does not accept donations mid stream to interrupt game
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
It's hilarious that he has to do all this shit now and literally beg for money every week.
Joseph Morgan
no, he needs to put his big boy pants on and start making steps to fix whatever shit situation he put himself in. he doesn't deserve a break, he doesn't deserve pity, and he doesn't deserve the money that he begs and manipulates dumbass viewers for. he has proven time and time and time and time again that he's a shitstain. Maybe hitting absolute rock bottom will be the kick in the ass he needs. Or more likely he'll just continue sitting there bitching the whole time.
Adam Smith
>Its weird I hate him so much as a person I cant stop watching the This is how you dont play series.
Fucking this, man. I’m like perversely fascinated by how terrible of a person he is. I just can’t help but watch him get lampooned on YouTube, but if he were near me I wouldn’t even have the balls to look him in the face because of how cringeworthy he is, I would just get bummed out.
Julian Jackson
>I hate DSP
t. brainlet numale reddicucks aka 99% of Sup Forums posters
Anthony Sullivan
fpbp
Ryan Hill
Is this a copypasta? I find it hard to believe that a person can be this fucking retarded.
Luke Brooks
If you guys think dsp is a trainwreck you should check out manlet tears lately. 8gag trolls have gotten him banned from youtube and twitter for being a little faggot, doxed pictures of his penis, doxed chat logs of him having a sexual relationship with a tranny, doxed his dads criminal past and he's been forced to self censor on twitch and donation beg for an audience half the size of dsps.
There isn't anyone more deserving of getting JUST'ed this badly.
Julian Allen
this. I literally don't see the point in watching a let's player unless they're playing an extremely esoteric game. DSP is the only other exception where it's someone so bad that it is comical to view.
Christian Cooper
What happened with King of Pol?
Evan Thomas
king of pol is back apparently. he just shaved off his beard and looks completely defeated.
Hunter Barnes
>not a single argument or counter-point
as expected of a nu/v/edditor like you. how fucking pathetic
Justin Price
Jeremiah Williams
literally who gives a shit
Thomas Hernandez
sounds like your obsessed with him. If you care about him so bad why don't you marry him.
Samuel Morris
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drunk dsp is the best
Julian Gonzalez
>marrying White LTG
Yeah no thanks, I'd rather not be in debt.
Michael Gray
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Anthony Cook
Theres something about people being shitty at games that makes them fun to watch. I can’t put my finger on what it is, but I’d rather watch DSP play Overwatch or Dark Souls than some autistic, boring nerd do some glitchy bullshit in a speedrun. Same goes for Yahtzee’s Let’s Drown Outs. Yahtzee will openly admit that he sucks at vidya.
I think it’s the anticipation of knowing that they’re guaranteed to fuck up at some point, it’s kind of a cheap thrill.
Caleb Martinez
This is like a Mr Bean bit, it's so good.
Joseph Mitchell
based on what?
Joshua Ward
if you're ever bored, go on Phil's board and check out the posts of "ThatDogGuy"
it's 100% phil pretending to be a fan to defend himself. It's embarrassing.
Robert Martinez
AYO
>snorts
AYO HOL UP
>burps
AAAYYYY
>scratches nuts on camera
YOU TELLIN ME
>neighbor shouting "shut up" in the background
YOU TELLIN ME
>dumps a bowl of sugar in pasta sauce
WE WUZ
>gets gout
WE WUZ SUM KINDA
>jacks off on stream
WE WUZ LIKE SUM KINDA
>begs for money
WE WUZ
>bans paying subscribers
WE WUZ KANGS OF HATE AND SHIIIIET?
>lies about his accomplishments
Andrew Scott
BASED DSP
Brandon Ortiz
>I think it’s the anticipation of knowing that they’re guaranteed to fuck up at some point, it’s kind of a cheap thrill.
Kind of a weird analogy but I used to go get lunch at a deli that was right next to a skatepark. After a while I realized how entertaining it was just to watch a skater try a trick over and over again, and fsr it was really fun to see them actually land it after trying it for a while. I think it’s the opposite for DSP, because it’s exciting to see him get closer and closer each time, and the comedy comes from him not knowing what a fucking asshole he is.
Samuel Morales
I won't be giving Phil benefit of the gout
Ethan Davis
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Asher Green
there's literally no one more pathetic than DSP at this point
even spoony is a winner compared to him
Parker Roberts
hello pathetic SoKuck shill
Landon Anderson
reminder that dsp is a literal cuckold
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William Lopez
Am I the only one who feels like spoony is a good guy who doesnt deserve all the shit he got and still gets?
He's actually mentally ill, compared to the rest of these people who are just degenerates or fuckups of their own merit.
Alexander Smith
Yes, and you're also a retard. Spoony's always been an asshole, even when on meds. The "persona" he put on screen isn't a persona at all, he actually is a huge jackass, mental illness or not.
Mason Adams
It sounds like Leanna was cucking him towards the end of their relationship too. You can hear her saying something like "I'm going to see him. Don't wait up."
Of course his only question was "we're still having dinner, right?" or "you're still making me food, right?"
Levi Harris
>egg salad
wots this
Nathan Nguyen
underrated
Benjamin Bailey