If you could play one sport with Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, which one would it be...

If you could play one sport with Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, which one would it be? Would you play against Her Highness, or on the same team?

I would probably go home and play Video Games

What video games would you play with Peach?

Mating Press

Greco roman wrestling. Then I would sadly inform that his home was leveled by Bowser as he built his eight mock castles in an effort to confuse Mario.

None because multiplayer games suck.

Olympic face sitting

I want to watch her get fucked by Bowser

I want to be Bowser

This is, unironically, the best post in this thread. Nothing will top this. Well done, user.
Where my /facesitting/ bros at?

but turtles dont have dicks

I want to fuck her

Horizontal wave rider if ya catch my drift. Mario can watch because we all know italians are word like that

Probably Smash Bros.

I would play SSX Tricky by myself.
I would play SSX Tricky by myself elsewhere then.

user, are you, perhaps, gay?

Turtles do have dicks. Terrible, terrible dicks.

Nigga, have you played SSX Tricky? I'd ditch a bitch for that shit any day of the week. That shit be good Video Games.

Farting contest

*BBBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFFFFffffff~*

SSX Tricky is actually the only SSX I've ever played. It's got some good-ass music.
But, if I had to choose between SSX Tricky and Peach's fat royal ass, you know what I'm picking.

Yeah, SSX Tricky.

BRAPPPP ME TO DEATH PEACH

The Olympic mating press. My favorite sport.

Water Sports

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God I want to suck her dick

Bless.

You know user, you're like that dude at a party with no game.

Were all here having a good time, being cheeky, insinuating and making suggestions while also being persuasive. And here you are screaming "SHOW ME YOUR TITS" and never getting any tail, yet you still insist this is effective charisma.
you have no style, no grace, no pinache. you are a baffoon and your actions define you.

Now this thread might be killed because you're too much of an idiot to post clean sfw

Well for starters, playing for the same team makes you Gay so I’ll be facing off against her and make her work for that win against me because I respect her ability to do as all of noble blood can do, conquer.

Though I’m a simple commoner, I’ll face her on the field of battle without hesitation, nor regret as any man would. Either she takes me down, or I take her down. The goddess of victory will smile upon only one of us, and I will claim victory, and than her majesty.

HAVE AT YOU, LADY PEACH.

This post has caused me to transcend to the 9th plane of suffering

This reminds me of watching one chinese cartoon at some point or other whose plot was a courtier scheming to steal a princess' kingdom by making her addicted to anal sex, except any attempts at masturbation were ruined by my autism constantly trying to figure out the legality behind that plan

shemale >>> futa, thanks for this post

that's why he settles for traps/futa, he can't get any girls.

I hope you all get cancer.

I recommend reading that in Cartman’s(south park) voice.

Bedtop sports for indoor types

You know a shitty characters when people only post fan art and never in-game screenshots

Peach can canonically get it, though
Someone post the Mario Party 10 render

The sport of sex

I would play report and hide waifu threads.

Thread should've been killed from the start, it's peach waifu thread #26873. This shit is just image dump/erp shit which belongs on anyway.