Shelob is a hot milf

>Shelob is a hot milf

wew lad

>wew
What?

lol > (Ironic Redditzation) > lel > (S4Sization of warcraft reference) > kek > (ironic irony) > wew

>middle aged
>no older than 27

>prerendered cutscenes
Literally, fucking, why?

to show 4k textures and models at a framerate consoles can't handle

>Hot

>not knowing wew
Just fuck off back to normalfaggotry

beb

>What?
wew lad

Reddit lingo

I'm getting real fucking tired of ambushes.

she could easily pass for 30-40, after that it's dicey. Were she human, and dyed her hair she could still more or less look like that with some added sag and wrinkles into her 50s.

t. RL MILF chaser currently sleeping with a 37 yo

The assets in the prerendered cutscenes aren't the 4k ones. And consoles don't even get 4k prerendered cutscenes, they get 1080p. What the fuck?

Someone do a Séance with Tolkien

>So yeah Shelob
My Spider Demon
>Yeah, she's a sexy ass milf in a tight dress
what?

>hot

Guess the western dev brainwashing actually works.

this will be your spider tonight

STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE SPIDER, TALION
TALION
THE PALANTIR, TALION

7 VAGINA’S!

I imagine he'd be fucking pissed off by the fact that even in death he's still being pestered by fans.

STOYA
T
O
Y
A

what is she doing now

show bobs

I will never not post this to show how fucking retarded the devs are

Yet another horse face. What is it with fucking horse faced elves/elf-look-alikes in works based off Jackson's LoTR movies?

Holy shit, de Plater is a complete and utter retard, who sounds like he probably got his shitty theories from reddit.

Spidergrills are cute, we need more spidergrills in vidya.

You just KNOW

He deffinetly fucked Shelob while Celerason Bourne was screaming about PALANTIR and MY RING.

>thinking Stoya isn't hot

kys faggot

Horse faced actors get classical actor education since they cant ride on their looks alone, useful for fantasy movies

I M A G I N E

fuckin' kek

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