2017

>2017
>no great Harry Potter video games

What went wrong?

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exploring hogwarts was top comfy

shit source material

>tfw no comfy open-world RPG set in the Harry Potter universe

what would you give to wake up in harry potter world as a kid, go to hogwarts during your child years, then go to hogwarts during high school time and have some top qt wizard gfs and live a comfy wizard life

how old is this pasta

You will never get comfy in Hogsmeade with some Butterbeer, then go back to Hogwarts and study next to qt witches in the hall.

JUST

Le Comte de Monte Cristo remains my favorite fiction novel of all time.

Quidditch World Cup
PC versions of the first three books
GBC versions of the first two books

That's the good shit I've played, someone post the chart.

Just play the LWA game that will release in november.
Way more funnier than Harry Potter.

Woukd need a game that has you being a dark wizard. The only way you get to use the fun spells.

It's almost like the universe is shit

I would play an RPG game where you are an Auror or a Death Eater. not interested in the Hogwarts bullshit.

Edgy.

Rowling is a bitch about the license. Also she literally is video games are corrupting our children tier

>no great Harry Potter video games
Wrong

>Old Bioware style RPG where you establish a backstory that directs you towards a certain house
>compete with other houses and uncover wacky mysteries as the year progesses
>go on school trips and explore the edge of the forest with a few classmates as the seasons change and you learn different branches of magic
I know it's not a new idea, but it sounds nice.

they ran out of movies

they are pumping out Fantastic Beasts movies for now. I think they will make The Cursed Child movies as well in the future when Radcliffe is a bit older.

Pretty sure they have like five of their spin-off movies still on the way.

>tfw no Hogwarts sex life with anti-herpes, contraceptive, penis enhancement, and infinite stamina spells
just flipendo my shit up

Harry potter 2 was the shit tho, used to walk to the highest floor and kill myself over and over. I miss my childhood

I played Philosopher's Stone on the Gameboy and Chamber of Secrets on the GBA as a kid. Maybe I just had lower standards but I remember enjoying them.

>joining Hogwarts RP on Garry's Mod

>tfw you stole my idea from my head

Having the first segment of the game be similar to Dragon Age: Orgins, with different origins for Rich/Poor Pureblood/Halfblood/Mudblood with your decisions leading you to a specific house would be GOAT.

WB decided to make it a cover shooter instead of an RPG or adventure game like the early iterations were.

Quidditch was a good game though, fuck you.

I mean I'd probably give anything to just go back and be a kid again sans magic.

I was such a fuckup when I was young.

Augh, is she really..? On top of everything else?

The energy to make a good Harry Potter video game is great, and they were too busy being a bent in one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>top qt wizard gfs

>WB decided to make it a cover shooter instead of an RPG or adventure game
It hurts.

its actually a miracle they never tried to make an MMO back when they were popular

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>No MMO
>No actual RPG
>No TV show to further detail the most interesting parts of the universe that were never properly mentioned in the film adaptations
>Probably no comfy VR game when VR actually picks up

>tfw chad pulls your pants down from across the room with a spell and shrinks your dick

Everything.

>Chads aren't the power-holders in hogwarts
>Quidditch fags get rekt by the nerds
>Some pasty manlet across the great hall keeps polymorphing your breakfast into rats

>the first Harry Potter book is 20 years old

>It's another "/lit/ shits on a book just because it's popular" post
Can't even summon the effort for an original shitpost.
go back to your own board, faggot

>2010 was 8 years ago

>Chad bullies you
>Make him 'eat dicks'
>Chad forever becomes known as the guy that had endless dicks in his mouth

So how did HP ended? Did she smashed that chink chick or something?

>"No!"
Every time
Was waiting for this pasta

where to find a dodger, i want one

>she

I like how /lit/ only highly rates books that are obscure enough that most people haven't read them, but are well known enough that people will think they are sophisticated

shallow cunts

>implying not pic related

>no good harry potter games
>no good harry potter tv show

only redeeming thing is the 1 in a million fanfictions that are good.

no he married the ginger girl, they had three kids and became head of the aurors.

>What's happening is part of a phenomenon I wrote about a couple of years ago when I was asked to comment on Rowling. I went to the Yale University bookstore and bought and read a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." I suffered a great deal in the process. The writing was dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing.

>But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now read only J.K. Rowling, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than reading nothing at all? If Rowling was what it took to make them pick up a book, wasn't that a good thing?

>It is not. "Harry Potter" will not lead our children on to Kipling's "Just So Stories" or his "Jungle Book." It will not lead them to Thurber's "Thirteen Clocks" or Kenneth Grahame's "Wind in the Willows" or Lewis Carroll's "Alice."

>Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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I don't agree with the picture at all but
>The Great Gatsby
>The Brothers Karamazov
>The Stranger
>Don Quixote
>Les Miserables
>The Count of Monte Cristo
>Atlas Shrugged
>Obscure
Really nigga?

>avatar

>1984 instead of We
/lit/ is just a bunch of pretentious fucktards.

based quentin

>falling for this ancient bait pasta

Im talking with picture, not pasta.

Was Draco a chad or just a little bitch?

There are like 50 Harry potter video games my man

>expecting everybody to recognise pasta posted on a board with approximately 6 users

the picture is fucking ancient too

both and neither

Doesn't matter.

What are some good ones?

fuck that joan of arc movie
its just a bunch of close ups of brooding people

>Citizen Bane
>Avatar being randomly among them.

This amuses me greatly.

What was the name of that indie game with graphics similar to Stardew Valley that's supposed to be open world/sandbox wizzard school themed?

>avatar
sneaky bastard

Dont remember the name but i know it was on the DS

to be fair, its rather accurate representation of Sup Forums

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The Lie I've Lived is probably the best I've ever read, though I'm also into marauders era Jily fics

I would play a HP game in which the villian was Delphini instead of voldy

He inexplicably develops a boner for Ginny and marries her instead, probably regretting it since he could have any woman.
Also a bunch of supporting characters die, Ron and Hermione finally bang, and Voldemort becomes a shrunken head.

Has anyone else thought about polyjuicing yourself as a cute girl to get gabgbanged by the Gryffindor chads?

dont forget the Jedi Power Battles in the final movie

Harry Potter was the basis for my Gender Bender fetish.

So yes, in a way.

>He inexplicably develops a boner for Ginny
>banging your best friend sister
what the fuck Harry?

*ahem*

It was licensed to EA. They fucked up Harry Potter and now they're fucking up Star Wars. It never ends.

>had to go through hours of shity gameplay to see one titty
lol no

>It was licensed to EA
Do they exclusively own the rights to HP games?

It never ends does it?

Get a facelift and register in highschool as a 16 year old illegal

(with a lot of white spanish ancestry)

>Ulysses
>Not Elder God tier

Gmod Harry Potter RP

muh dick tho

What if you're 22 though

Too tall for that.

>What went wrong?
Your dad's condom broke

Rowling has the rights, EA was loaned the rights by WB to make games because of the movies, as soon as the movies was done Rowling took back the rights.

There's also one coming out next year or something

J.K. Rowling is pretty shit at handling her IP.

This is something I've been noticing ever since the movies ended, but Jo seems to be going down the George Lucas path of making bullshit claims that don't really make a whole lot of sense purely to satiate her own ego. Take, for example, the whole Hermione could be Black thing. Anyone who has read the books could tell you full well that Hermione isn't black, but Jo insists she COULD have been for PC points and to defend Harry Potter and The Cursed Child, which is an of itself a piece of shit. (Please look up a synopsis of that play's plot, it is a doozy)

Honestly I fully expect Jo to alienate her fans the same way George Lucas did within the next ten years due to the lack of quality control on Pottermore and the focus on material that no one really cares about. Is anyone you know looking forward to Magical Beasts 2?

its just for a shitty Play tho. if they ever make an actual Cursed Child movie (which I'm hundred percent sure that Harvested Watson would not play in), they will cast a white actor for Hermione role.

>Lucas
>Alienated his fans

How?

She's too rich to care at this point

Too busy being a liberal shit on twitter, more likely.

>Hurr Trump hates disabled children

Seriously what a cunt.

Pretty much the entire prequels, as well as his insistence that he go back and change details about the original trilogy.

Disney has actually unfucked Star Wars a little bit since they came around.

>Disney has actually unfucked Star Wars
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

The Prequels might not live up to the quality of the original trilogy, but nothing ever could.
Lucas made people remember and love star wars again, without the prequels a lot of books and games never would've been made, a lot of them good.

Disney is too tight fisted, too careful. They'll never fuck up like the prequels, which is why they fail.

>>Hurr Trump hates disabled children

>Not wanting to be so rich that you can just fuck with little butthurt peasants every day in one of your multi-million mansions