I want to name my son Dante. Do you guys think it's a socially acceptable name?
Cool real life vidya related names
Better than the poor kid who was named Dohvahkin (or however that's spelled)
Depends where you live? Maybe?
You'd get some looks for saying you named your son after a video game character, but you could just say it's like the Divine Comedy Dante.
>Plain scrambled eggs
>overcooked
>no fried mushrooms
Fucking garbage cook
Yes, but tell everybody you named him after the poet.
This, also it can be shortened to "Dan" even if the pronunciation is a bit different.
Mario is a pretty legit name I think but how many people name their kids Luigi?
>wanting mush for scrambled eggs
>Pretends he doesn't know how to spell Dohvahkin
>Trying this hard to fit in
Wow gee i bet you've been here for years cool dude
Are you Italian?
The only accepted name are
Naruto
Pepe
Jeff
and [B]eter
The eggs are supposed to be boiled...
Vidya names are cool as long as they don't stand out too much. I really like Cassandra, myself.
>he eats chicken periods
Might as well eat your girlfriends cunt when shes on her period as well
I've met like 3 Dantes in my life. I'm pretty sure its a biblical name so you can get away with it.
Ever watch Clerks?
>not earning your red wings
you don't deserve a girlfriend
>Jeff
Which game are you referring to?
Who eats boiled eggs for breakfast?
you should pay more attention in school.
Are you Italian?
I see no problem here.
It's part. Of. The meme.
>Might as well eat your girlfriends cunt when shes on her period as well
I did that and then put my dick in her bloody cunt.
giovanni for this nigga
When else would you eat a boiled egg?
I feel you.
I always wanted to name kid Anakin, but people always assume it's because I'm a star wars fan or something.
It's just a sick name.
>Analking
yeah, pretty sick
Just alter it a little bit. I named my son Laura and no one has made fun of him for being a tomb raider yet
EAT ALL THE EGGS
I heard blood is an awful lubricant
old post and all but I died at the Joe swanson Peter
I wonder how old the Sephiroth baby is now.
Yeah it dries very fast.
>not a bowl full of peeled soft boiled eggs
its shit
>get up in the morning
>grab your ziplock full of soft boiled eggs and mug of coffee
>jump in your car and head out into traffic
>can just pop the eggs in your mouth while you commute
no fuss no muss
Venom Snake is a pretty cool subtle vidya name
Bethesta shou've just called him Dovakin.
I like this but the thing is, I usually want some S&P or a little mayo or anything on the eggs. Even just plain eggs with a little bread, but not just pure boiled eggs.
Ideally you'd have a bagel with bacon, cheese, onions, mayo and egg. But thats messy, and you might as well just get up early so you can eat before hand.
>Mfw my name is from a comic book
>Everyone always asks where it's from, expecting some exotic city or for it to translate to something cool and unique
>"Heh, my dad liked comic books"
>That look they give as they change the topic
Don't do it OP.
I knew a faggot who named his daughter Aeris. She now has autism.
Me. Less grease.
nothing is coincidence.
>mashing boiled eggs
do americans really do this?
to make egg salad
If you're going to eat an egg plain, at least make it hard boiled or fried.
>fried
mah nigga
little olive oil on a pan and fry that shit up and flip it over