Convince me to buy a switch faggots

Convince me to buy a switch faggots.

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has 10000 games, i would know because im a switch expert

If you have a PS4 already, it's the next most-worth-it thing. And it's pretty good.

Also portable.

I don't have to convince you of anything.

Imagine if the Wii U and 3DS had the same library of exclusives

You can shove the joycons up your ass and use the HD rumble to to stimulate your prostate

you fuck goombas in odyssey

It's $400, has paid online, and doesn't come with a charger for the controllers.

Whoops, that's the opposite of what you wanted.

Home dock,
Portable mode,
Tabletop mode.
Two controllers out of the box.


Super Mario Odyssey
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Splatoon 2
ARMS (do not use motion controls, map left and right punch to ZL and ZR triggers, enjoy)
Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Fire Emblem Warriors
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Golf Story
Yono the Celestial Elephant
Stardew Valley - PORTABLE
Sonic Mania - PORTABLE - First, theoretically, since the Game Gear. Not counting Chao Garden for the Dreamcast VMU.
Super Bomberman R, being supported with tons of new updates for free
Doom - PORTABLE of course
Fast RMX
Octopath Traveler

And of course, we'll be getting Kirby, Yoshi, Metroid Prime 4, and who knows what else in 2018.

It's 299.99, is 20 dollars a year for online with a free game each month, and comes with a charger for the controllers. The console itself.

Whoops, you shitposted with no effort.

>Super Mario Odyssey
>Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

And now for the gigantic drop off in quality

>Splatoon 2
>ARMS (do not use motion controls, map left and right punch to ZL and ZR triggers, enjoy)
>Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>Fire Emblem Warriors
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Golf Story
>Yono the Celestial Elephant
>Stardew Valley - PORTABLE
>Sonic Mania - PORTABLE - First, theoretically, since the Game Gear. Not counting Chao Garden for the Dreamcast VMU.
>Super Bomberman R, being supported with tons of new updates for free
>Doom - PORTABLE of course
>Fast RMX
>Octopath Traveler

You tried.

I'm sure even someone as stupid as you can see what's wrong with your attempts to correct me. Though it does sound like it would be amusing to try to charge the controllers while playing it without taking it out of the dock.

Do you play for over 20 hours with the Joycons or something?

Are you not capable of docking them when they are not in use?

I'm confused.

Do you own a Switch? Because the Joycons last more than 20 hours. I haven't plugged mine in for three days and I've been on and off of Zelda and Mario for the past two and a half days easily.

I think you might just be used to your Dualshock which runs out of battery when it's used immediately and requires instant plug in due to it's light and advanced touch pad

it has 1 worthwhile exclusive game, but it is probably the best game of the generation

Whoops, you did it again.

>you tried
>implication: BOTW is not worthwhile
The only people who think this are assrended sony bronies who haven't played it and Sup Forums's contrarians who only enjoy shit games that no one wants to play.

I'm used to controllers that I don't have to charge every day, so if I pick it up and it's low, oh I guess I'll plug it in and keep playing anyway.

Haven't used a ps4... Or a switch

i played it once and the screen looked like a cheap android tablet

its okay but they need new screens before i buy one

Ah, okay. Well you certainly won't be charging Joycons daily unless your gaming sessions last 20 hours.

They are the longest lasting charged controllers on the market.

>i played it once and the screen looked like a cheap android tablet

You definitely didn't play a Switch, then, as the screen is incredible for 720p.

mate it looks like shit

>it's a "the screen is bad!"
>you can't charge the joycons!! thread again

How many of these have we had

When will someone start saying it's selling poorly and they're going third party? That's next.

How long did you use it, what brightness setting was it, and what game?

What is a PS4 good for anyway? Does it even do 4K/

I think he meant as in the drop in quality part, botw and smo are deffinetly the best games on the switch, but most games on it are also excelent

Yeah having not one but two small tv remote like things vibrating in your anal cavity is heaven. Relaxes the anus muscles so well I practically almost shit myself farted so damn hard mummy heard it across the house and yelled if dinner upset my stomach. Had to quickly put them away and control my orgasm face when mum came in with tendies. I could never go back to PlayStation controller vibration where I could barely stimulate my anus with that awkward controller that couldn't go nice and deep

I played the new Zelda for about 45 minutes at my brothers house

Maybe I'm used to better screens but it just reminded me of a below 100$ android screen

You're pretty much alone in your thoughts. The screen is one of the highest rated aspects of the Switch and the quality surprised everyone.

I'm saying that I don't charge them when I'm done either, normally. Which is why my controllers aren't always full when I pick them up.

But more importantly, what if you had more than one set, you'd have to buy a separate charger (even controllers bought separately don't come with the charger).

The Switch's 7-inch display has a greater pixel density than most 4K Monitors at 24-inches

if you don't have a wii u, it's worth it for zelda alone

if you do have a wii u, get zelda for wii u and wait til prime 4 or smt 5 to drop before getting a switch, odyssey alone doesn't make it worth it

t. guy who bought a switch wednesday and beat odyssey today

LMAO
720P
DUDE

fuck off, games look great on it. Before I owned a Switch I was worried that 720p would mean the display would look like total shit, since I already had a 1440p res smartphone, but lo an behold it actually looks fantastic. I can only presume that you played some game that downscaled the resolution from 720p.

Pretty much universally praised for being a vibrant, bright, and colorful screen. You need eyes checked, bro. Sorry.

You're a fucking retard who is drawing at strings now.

I just got done using my Joycons for literally 9 hours today, and they are not even halfway. They're on the dock. Tomorrow, when I take them off, I'll put my other set on.

Shut the fuck up.

But more importantly, what if you had more than one controller, you'd have to buy a separate charging cable.

What if you have 10 controllers? You would need more outlets in your living room. This is difficult. What if I wanted to play with all 10 controllers while they're charging...? Hmmm. Tsk tsk...

wow rude

How fucking hard is it to slide the joycons out of the grip and onto the Switch when you're done? Jesus Christ.

idk man I just didn't like the screen

>wshat if u have 1000 dcontrolls? u cant pcharge them all while playing.... hmmm... nintendoo... u fucked up

That person is rude for posting such asinine bullshit.

What if I had 20 joy cons, but two sets were up my ass, but the other 18 were out of charge?

what do i do now someone help

Is it so unusual for a person on Sup Forums to have more than one set of controllers? what if you wanted to play with a f

nevermind

That user is literally saying that the Nintendo Switch is flawed because you can't charge 20 hour battery life controllers while playing. And also moving the goalposts because now he is saying that even though you can just charge them while you're not playing, what if you have MORE that you can't charge. His argument is fucking meaningless and baseless and it's irritatingly old.

WiiU pro is better. I miss the WiiU

Yes, I play a single game for 20 hours simultaneously with a friend on the same system. FUCK I'M SCREWED

What if I had 5 controllers, but two were out of charge, and I had 6 friends over?

I just bought a PS4. But there's a problem. Two friends. I have one controller.

If I charge the controller twice as long, my friend and I can both play on it at the same time, luckily.

I sit more than 10 feet away from my PS4. There's a problem. The cable it came with isn't that long.

I can't charge it while I play.

You FUCKED UP Sony. I paid 250 dollars for this piece of shit? PS4 Slim. SLIM length cable, heh heh.

What if my one Joy Con set was my only friend and it dying meant I would be joyless and all alone in this cold, cruel world?

Also my god that battery life and being able to use the two sticks to really relax and get them in deep in opposite sides of my anus. I'm telling you when the buttons press against the walls of your anus as it's stretching it is absolutely heaven. I swear my dick was getting harder then that time I stumbled upon Thailand ladyboy on Thailand ladyboy porn. My dick got hard in less then a second and felt like I was almost about to cum all over the place. And when the trigger buttons click as you fart? Oh my god I thought I was gonna die from the near orgasm it was the smoothest and softest and smelliest fart possible i could feel piss coming out at the same time.

I'm tired of Sony and Nintendo releasing consoles that don't allow me to charge the controllers while I play in any environment I so choose.

I'm also tired of having 6 friends with only 4 charged controllers and 16 uncharged controllers.

Uh oh. Problem. The controller runs out of battery in your anus. You can't charge it while it's in there.

Sorry Nintendo, you fucked up.

Yeah you teach that straw man who's boss!

>Sonic Mania - PORTABLE - First, theoretically, since the Game Gear. Not counting Chao Garden for the Dreamcast VMU.
What in the fuck are you talking about? There was a metric ton of Sonic games from GBA-3DS.

What if your JoyCon was actually just testing you to see if you were really a caring person and it actually had power left over but hid it to see how you'd react when it ran out of power

Sonic Mania is the first mainline portable Sonic game, it's the "true" sequel to Sonic and knuckles/Sonic 3.

Why did you mention the Game Gear games, then? I'd take just Sonic Advance 1 over every single Game Gear Sonic game.

Because you can play Sonic 1, etc. on Game Gear

But that's where your wrong. You see I get so relaxed I just keep them still in a certain spot so the cable doesn't come out. If I'm struggling relaxing I bite on something like a pillow and as I plug in each one at a time as I'm biting the pillow i purposely briefly shock myself with the outlet I'm plugging into. The light shock relaxes the anus and further creates some relaxed state where I'm at peace with the world. I don't get why switch controllers aren't used in trap porn yet though

200 games released at the moment, of course a lot of them are indies, but some are good

It is a horrendously underpowered home console, with poorly designed hardware, extremely limited features, and some backwards ass anti-consumer accessories. But it has like 2 worthwhile games from bloated franchises and maybe it'll get a smash port! Instant buyers remorse. If my gf didn't want to play Odyssey it wouldn't be in my household.

There is literally an on screen tutorial on boot to show you where "hidden" flaps and buttons are located, because the shit is so proprietary driven that they need to use a hand drawn ninja and stupid fucking jokes to say "lol it's sorta hidden, oh and this is hidden too hehe!" And then they have the nerve to advertise their paid online the moment you successfully setup.

This board is dillusional. There is no amount of Zelda/Mario that makes this shit excusable. If it had a Sony logo on it there would be no games memes and master race baiting all day long. But Sup Forums will say "lol if I want graphics I have PC! PC+Switch mater race" as if those are literally the only two platforms they have, meaning they JUST got their second platform months ago.

If you can excuse limited online, no voice chat without a companion app, bad hardware and visuals that looked good 10 years ago, then make the switch I guess. If you really like Xenoblade or some shot then you have no choice

t. idort

The only thing to plug a charging cable into is a charging grip or the console, so you'd have to have the controllers attached to a grip while up your ass or attached to the entire console while that's up your ass.

lmfao

But Sonic 1 and 2 on MS/GG are not the same games in any way, shape, or form. This is especially the case with 2.
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Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Holy fuck what a dumbass.

Also
>If my gf didn't want to play Odyssey it wouldn't be in my household.

Loling hard

>I-it's so shit!!

>I... I own one... m-mY GF OWNS IT

>REEEEEE

Pfft... its shit...
what
heh... of course I own one...

nothin personnel... I have 5 jetskis too... and 5 boats...

Hes right, its a low quality shit screen.

Do we have Switch marketers in this thread? Seriously. You faggots are probably the biggest fucking losers in person that can't even hold eye contact.

I can't believe the Switch has made such a retarded cult on this site that literally forgives its countless flaws, because LOL NINTENDO GOTY GOTY I PLAY CHILDREN"S GAMES

Relax faggots, stop being so pathetic.

No, it isn't. Fuck off.

We have low quality shitposters in this thread who literally use buzzwords and low energy "critiques" for reasons why their opinion is somehow now fact and accurate.

Well, let me see. Someone comes into a thread saying it's underpowered, and has no features, and people who own the system and are happy with it respond negatively to that DUMBASS fucking statement.

Underpowered is relative and meaningless if you have fun with the system and it has games that are enjoyable.

Features? Like what? You want another fucking netflix box to play on?

Lol!
How dumb!
Smells like a Chad!

Yes I'm a fuckig Chad and I have (1) girlfriend because I have my head on straight. No, I don't have a jet ski. Refute one point I made. You literally can't

Here, have a fucking phonepost picture. Maybe this will "trigger XD" you or whatever the fuck slang you chucklefuck betas are using this week. Limited edition Zelda was purchased at launch because Molly gamer girl wanted the fucking map and preordered the Wii U version limited was unavailable. Disposable income removes rose tinted goggles faster than you can say "b-but S-Sony"

underpowered is the worst fucking buzzword when it comes to the switch. You literally are applying rules to a 1 inch thick 6 inch wide screen with a battery as if it's a fucking PS4 Pro or even attempts to be something like that. Nitnendo knows first hand graphics don't make games. That's very evident with the piss ass sorry state of Steam, Xbox One, and PS4 right now.

He wants another underpowered PC that can't do PC stuff except play movies and...interactive movies.

Got em!

I can use Google Images as well. ;) ;) ;) ;)

You made no fucking points. You said all the buzzwords anyone says when they attack the Switch.

>Underpowered
>Poorly designed
>Limited features

Literally meaningless trite.

How about you actually, you know, post something?

Underpowered compared to what? What other mobile/hybrid consoles are there and what are their performance with games like?

Poorly designed, compared to what? What is your design benchmark, your average design expectations for a portable console, or a home console, for that matter?

Limited features... What are you wanting feature wise for a game console?

that's a very annoying shelf to put the switch into it's dock, or slot the joycons in.

No.

bump Mario and Rabbids up to the top. It is a legit fun game.

But not Mario Kart or Xenoblade?

Well, you're a fucking idiot. But your post is just nonsense. Both times you've posted now, you've said nothing.

Oh really now? What's a normalfag doing this late on a weeb virgin board? Nice try larper

What else would you buy? I suppose you're here because you like videogames, the PS4 only has unbearable movie ""games"" as exclusives, if any of those games was an actual movie, it would be nominated in all categories of the Razzies, including Bloodborne. I don't know how anyone in their right mind can take Uncharted or The Last of us, I seriously don't, even Hollywood has moved past this cringefest at least twenty years ago.
Xbox one? Let's be serious here for a second.
PC? The only thing PC players play are indie games running on a toaster. All of AAA gaming has gone to utter shit, I dare you to find one (1) that isn't a complete fucking bore.
The only thing remaining is Nintendo, their games are pure gameplay, run perfectly (enjoy playing at 23fps on the PS4), the animation is always perfect, it has lots of charm, replayability. If you've played Mario 64 back in 96 or even after you would that simply controlling Mario for instance is a pure joy, it was already "freedom like you never knew" back then, and the exact same feeling of pure bliss, pure joy of movement has been perfectly reproduced in Odyssey.
Don't ask me to see you on Breath of the Wild though, that game is absolute garbage, I have no idea how Nintendo fans liked this bastard of replica of Skyrim. I honestly don't understand, it's everything a Nintendo fan should hate and everything the previous Nintendo games did their best to avoid. And it's utter shit.

As for the rest, the Switch has Mario Kart which again is pure fun, runs perfectly, has perfect animation, and will assure you dozens of hours of fun, it's basically an infinite game. And lots more to come: virtual console, most likely Smash, hopefully a Metroid Prime worth a damn (I'm one of the people who hated even the first Metroid Prime to death by the way) , and Nintendo has already shown that they've got their shit together and aiming for excellence and/or originality, even if everything doesn't work for you in the future and it sure as hell hasn't all worked for me for now, it's still worth it for the potential it holds and the promise of new grounds being explored by Nintendo (Koizumi Said that you can expect "non traditional Nintendo IPs for 2018").
Also, indie games on a handheld. 95% of them have nothing to justify their existence, but the few of them worth a damn are really a hell of a damn.

Literally up right now to finish editing this stupid fucking novel I was hired to fix.

It is, we have to slide it out and dock. But right now it's an anti-cat ledge-pushing solution in a household with too many fucking games
The hell? I made points.
>Underpowered compared to what?
These nuts
>what did you expect
Standard industry-wide features. Note that I was fully aware of all of its shortcomings before purchasing, so it's not like I had any expectations. All worries were confirmed immediately. Sure I have a phone for Netflix. Other consoles and a PC for power. And a Vita, 3 hacked 3DS consoles, ton of legacy shit, and a Wii U with a broken charger.

When a console or company literally advertises the use of another platform as a "companion", said product is not a primary platform, with a seamless user experience. Should not have to have a symbiotic relationship with other electronics to get standard features.

Shit is a Wii U in terms of power. Which was underpowered when it launched. Portable isn't a selling point at the moment, playing in bed is I suppose. But we have 3 TVs, one right at the bed so eh...
Good luck finding it

As someone who owns every major system to be released since the NES, and is currently typing on 8 month old Alienware laptop, I'm going to help you out here.

The Switch is a decent system. No, it's not the powerhouse that the other modern consoles are. It isn't meant to be. Nintendo just doesn't release hardware that is cutting edge. They''ve been underpowered in each generation since the N64. Power has never been the point to owning a nintendo console.

What you are going to get on any Nintendo console are some fun quirky games that don't take themselves too seriously. You buy Nintendo consoles for the first party games. All of the 3rd party titles are going to be released on every system, so you play those games on PS4 or XBone.

Now, we need to address if a console that is just finally catching up with demand has enough games to warrant purchase. That's going to vary based on your means.

For me the buy point on any console is 5 games I want to play. For many it's 10-15.

my 5 are:
Odyssey
BOTW
Mario + Rabbids
Splatoon 2
Stardew Valley as a portable

Still coming:
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Fire Emblem
Yoshi
Kirby
Octopath
Pokemon RPG
DQ11
Prime 4

I'm not saying it's the system to buy if you can only afford one. But it's a pretty tight second or 3rd console.

Power is a shit reason to get the other consoles do, if you want power then get a PC

What's this meme about power?
The PS4 is supposed to be powergul yet plays everything at 23fps.
A powerful PC capable of 4K/4000fps costs like 2000$ ans what honestly are you gonna play on it, Ass Creed? Call of Duty? Battlefield? Yet again?

The Switch has what it needs to run Nintendo games of the scope of Odyssey in handheld mode for Christ's sake, why would you want "power"? It's unnecessary, games run perfectly fine, find me one person who has gone under 59fps in Odyssey. Even the stupid framerate drops of Breath of the Wild have been fixed, and God knows that I don't give two shits about this game.
So yes, the Switch will not be able to run the new Ass Creed or Ass Effect Andromeda, but if this horseshit is the kind of ""game"" you wanna play, then get something else, the switch clearly isn't for you.

I can only speak from experience. I didn't buy MK8D because I already have MK8. I have Xeno 1 but haven't gotten around to it yet. But M + R has been a lot of fun.

Walmart has the bundle for $150,

Everywhere else has it for $300 - $420

I have a PC. I find that consoles are far better for living room play with friends. In an era where we routinely pay close to a grand for our phones, and 400 dollars or so for a car payment. it's not so hard to buy an extra few toys. Especially if you consider gaming to be your one major hobby. If you're spending time on Sup Forums shitposting, you're probably in that category.

Ignoring all of that shit. I'm 100x more knowledgeable about games than you will ever be. And I'm an oldfag that would rather play a game than trust shit opinions. Why the fuck do you think I need spoon feeding? Did I see the word Rabbids as I skimmed your post? Your credentials are normie as fuck.
Let me just finish this by saying the stars aligned for this console to end up in my possession
>legit gamer gf who avoids all game news like the plague to keep the element of surprise
>who just found out about the hat mechanic and fell in love and wanted to play it ASAP
>Wii U charger died months ago, which stopping her Zelda playthrough
>2 year anniversary gift
>no income problems

I'm not an impulse buyer or a loyalist. I just play the vidya. The 3 games i'm looking forward to aren't available on switch. This is how the switch blipped and then got removed from my radar. I play Monster Hunter through HR500 (for the past 3 games including XX). No XX port and the MHW announcement removed Switch from relevance. It's the gf wombo combo that put it back.

Switch is a fine console if you ignore basic missing features and rationalize it with "it's ok." I'm no stranger to compromise in my field of work. Choosing compromise as a lifestyle choice when there are options is no way to live.

Switch is anti-consumer, under the guise of Nintendo innocence and nostalgia. When your rebuttal is "well what did you expect", what do YOU expect your peers to think? That it's ok to not have voice chat/Netflix/porn browser/aka not cutting edge tech in a technological golden age?

No it doesn't you lying retard.

Yes it does you double-nigger

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Go to any of your local stores and look at all the units rotting on shelves. There's a price slash incoming. It's too expensive, people aren't buying it

>is 20 dollars a year for online with a free game each month
>20 dollars a year
>free

>refurbished/redistributor
Wrong.