Wait why didn't Pauline recognize Mario when he gets to New Dong City?

What kind of fuckery with the canon is this? I literally started having a panic attack when this happened and I was supposed to be enjoying a beautiful reunion. Fuck Nintendo.

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she did, but she was a little preoccupied with saving the city.

She did, was kinda busy

She was just pretending chill bro.
People can't know the mayor of their town was going out with a filthy plumber one time

She doesn't recognize him, or even know his name. Stop trying to cover for Nintendo, or Nintenliars, as I like to call them.

she dedicates a fucking festival to him m8

>I literally started having a panic attack when this happened

I know you're fucking around, but you know there were severely "autistic" man children who actually did because of this.

Because he saves the city. That has nothing to do with anything. She DOES NOT recognize him. Stop avoiding this fact.

>you know there were severely "autistic" man children who actually did because of this.
It pains my soul that this is true

She directly addresses him as Mario the first time you talk to her after the first chapter.

She does not. Post a link to prove it or you're full of shit. I literally just played it. Also, she wasn't a mayor in DK either. They fucked with the story. It was set in Brooklyn not some meme fake city.

This thread is retarded and why aren't you posting porn.

>tfw that quest handbag was the one she lost way back in Donkey Kong
Strange but amusing

???

Not him, but you're full of shit. Find it yourself if you don't believe anyone.

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>being this autistic

Just shut up, sit down, and enjoy your kids game

Who's digging the final Ending Song?

Spoilers obviously.

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Pauline is a lock for Mario Kart 9 isn't she? Please? Anything to get rid of Metal Mario and shit like Pink Gold Peach, Cat Peach, Tanooki Mario and baby characters

Yes in that video you can explicitly 100% see that Pauline does NOT refer to Mario by name. She sees him as just another person.

10/10

>What kind of fuckery with the canon is this? I literally started having a panic attack when this happened and I was supposed to be enjoying a beautiful reunion. Fuck Nintendo.

Someone email Kotaku and Polygon. This fan represents all gamers in his opinions and actions.

It literally felt like a fucking anime ending. And that's not saying anything good about it.

>"Hey Im walkin'n here!"
I live in Texas, do you New Yorkers really say that?

Hahaha holy shit he's actually having a panic attack. Over BING BING WAHOO

> can handle realistic models clashing with toon and polygonal art
>gets pissed with sort-a anime music

Are you fucking retarded?

When did I said I got upset? If anything it was disappointing.

>gets disappointed by anime music

Actually I'm having a panic attack in part because I can't believe that professional game designers can't manage their own canon, especially of a game that has NO WORDS.

This is my childhood and my life. These games mean to me what philosophers and writers mean to others. I hate seeing the facts of these games papered over after fans like me put years into documenting every detail and treating these games with loving care. It's not too much to ask to expect the developers to do the same.

Also if you're going to use derogatory terms and memes about Nintendo please just post in another thread. I am literally better than you :) are you mad?

BEST SONG IN THE GAME INCOMING

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Is this Dobson?

Are you? That is not the first time Mario meets Pauline.
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>oh no! she wasn't buddy buddy hi Mario when she first saw him
>that OBVIOUSLY means Pauline forgot about Mario
>despite her mentioning him by name when the city isn't crashing around her

Movie Blob please

Been to New York plenty of times and yes.

Why didn't Mario just give up that stuck up princess bitch and hook up with Pauline?

I like anime music. This theme is underwhelming.

Any Avril Lavigne song would have had the same effect.

It made me feel like I was playing an anime

>There's manchildren on this board RIGHT NOW who have that trailer song on their phones and sing it to themselves

She sings a whole song about him lmao

yall are retarded man, why are you here?

Why would you even care what people have on their phones? Serious question.

Why did Bowser invite her to the wedding though?

Has no one shooped a bulge in her dress yet?

hurry up faggots

wedding dress is deepest lore

>He was a Plumber Boi she said I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

What kind of woman doesn't recognize her own son?

She clearly recognizes him and talks about DK Arcade in later dialogue, sage for bait thread

Why does this remind me of something from Metal Gear Solid 3?

>I literally started having a panic attack when this happened

I hate the 21st century.

Bowser is like that jerk who thinks he's really awesome and doesn't realize everybody hates him.

I wouldn't exactly call it inviting. One of the robots says they were forced to attend.

He still wanted her there regardless.

I mean, it IS Boweser. He's completely full of himself, why wouldn't he force the people of the Kingdoms he fucked with to attend to his wedding?

...

The absolute state of Bing Bing Wahooers

OP on suicide watch.

That's clearly not their first conversation just by reading the dialogue alone.

Mario has packed on a few extra polygons since they were an item.

Tiny details that don’t matter She still recognized him when Mario never talks so you’re still an autistic retard.

>Having a panic attack while playing a Nintendo game
Holy shit, you need medical attention.

So? It's not like she asked Mario for his name at some point earlier or something. This is literally the second time you meet her.

I'd take Pauline over Rosalina in a heartbeat

It should be mentioned none of the other citizens even know his name too, so it's not like she heard his name by word of mouth. She clearly knows who the fuck he is.

When they say no more hints does that mean you got every moon?

At that point and time, yes. All moons unlock post-main game

She was occupied with Bowser fucking up her city.

Do you really think Mario would want to chat either when that's happening?

>shadman

Look up the Mario vs Donkey Kong series, retard. The last game was in 2015, where she and DK gave Mario a surprise party. Did you think the last time they interacted was in 1988?

>He doesn't have the entire Mario timeline mapped out

>I literally started having a panic attack when this happened
Boy you are going to love the game's ending them

It's almost like time's passed between 1981 and 2017.

>Moviebob posts on Sup Forums.txt

Nigger she literally says his name and "it's nice for old friends to talk again" to Mario in the post-game. You have not played this game.

She is so fucking hot HNNNG muh dick

>old friends

Wow, so Mario was cucked twice in this game.

How was Mario cucked twice?

>Mario
>Consistent canon

Well the problem is that according to Cranky Kong she isn't that Pauline. Same about Mario from Donkey Kong.

Peach rejected him.

Pauline only considers him an "old friend"

Mario has the deepest lore, friend

donk

Rare inventing Cranky just to make dumb meta jokes was a mistake.

wide donk

Does he ever say they weren't the same people?

unrelated donk

Is that really being cucked?

Peach rejected him because of bad timing.

It's been years since they saw each other, why wouldn't they be old friends?

Good taste

she pretended not to because she was afraid of getting mind-raped I guess

>I literally started having a panic attack
what a fucking pussy lol

quit stallin' and post some badonkadonks