Damn

Damn....

So this is....

The real Resident Evil 7

There are people who prefer this retardation over 7. Let that sink in.

Wtf how are they missing

RE6 fans aren't people

this is like Naked Gun lmao

The director saw John Wick and mistook over the top for straight up retarded.

Evil Within 2 is the real RE7 and Evil Within is the real RE6

dmc5 when

Its a fun movie, not a video game.

>wade through youtube comments
>tons of people saying how good re6 was

Blanks.

>Its a fun movie, not a video game.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything.

>console firefight

>DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LMAO
the absolute state of 7 contrarians

Rev1/2 are the true RE5/6. RE7 is fine. I like Evil Within but let it do its own thing.

Revelations games were fucking shit and I'm glad RE7 wasn't like them.

They tried to combine the new and old in a way that didn't work at all.

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RE7 is more like the Revelations 1 than the classics. Hell, they have the same director and you can tell if you look hard enough.

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>but bro playing infection horror shooter #100 is totally new

>be soldier with tons of zombie-fighting experience
>stand in middle of a long tunnel
>let slow ass zombies walk up to me for the lols
>realize i should probably kill them
>start doing retarded action movie """"cqc""""" when i could just shoot them
>allow some zombies to live just to look cool even though nobody's watching me
>at one point let go of my gun entirely to bodyslam a zombie
>i am a soldier who made it out of basic training with no concept of propper positioning or suppressive fire
>also somehow i'm not going deaf from firing 60 rounds of 5.56 in a concrete hallway that's as wide as i am tall

Compared to the other clip from OP this one is okay.

RE7 didn't have the over the shoulder camera though, which is what ruins the horror in Rev.

It's basically like having a sixth sense, which is awful if you want to create a feeling of dread. Even if it made no sense fixed camera worked because you could often not see what the fuck was around the corner or infront of you. RE7 does a similar thing but with first person and a tight FOV. Being chased in RE7 is actually pretty tense because you can't see how far away the enemy is unless you are willing to turn around. In Revelations this is no problem because you basically always have a perfect understanding of your surroundings.

>we liked the Equilibrium gun-kata so we made a version for retards

This movie made me happy that action RE exists. I hope I live to someday see a Leon vs Wesker battle.

what the fucking fuck this can't be true

Nitpicking realism out of purposefully ridiculous fiction is unironically a sign of autism

>almost waifu
>nosering
???

squinty chink eyes

>Nitpicking realism out of purposefully ridiculous fiction is unironically a sign of autism

Literally Pete Hines "lol who cares if Jet is a pre-war drug it's not real lmao."

A fiction should be logical and make sense in its own world. If I wrote a story where I established vampires are weak to garlic and suddenly they aren't because "who cares not real" that's shitty fucking fiction.

>We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

What the fuck is this? This surpasses the retardation in Twin Snakes.

Equilibrium was already for retards.

>A fiction should be logical and make sense in its own world.
Wesker was catching rockets with his bare hands in RE5.

At least the fights didn't look as ridiculous as the OP even if they were over the top.

You just refuted yourself. You're arguing about in-universe continuity errors and media following it's own rules, however in your previous post that's not what you were on about. You were applying real-life military measures, sound reverberation and "real person" logic to a practical superhero character from a series that has long since established rule of cool trumps everything else. RE follows its own rules but realism was never ever even close to being its strong suit, the series started as a cheeky take on American B-horror films and now it's a take on American B-action films.