"Good morning, user"

>"Good morning, user"

You have never and you never will know this feeling.

what video game should I play to forget that I'll never know this feeling?

>tfw your body pillow can't talk

whats that on her fucking face

good, sounds annoying

Speckles of shit

But I do know this feeling. I hate being woken up regardless of how pretty she is.

You're half right, I have but never will again.

My mom wakes me up every day though.

This feeling creeps up on me in the middle of gaming. You cannot and will not ever escape it.

Unless...

give me one reason why i shouldn't kms

Yes I do.

Just because you're life is pathetic, does not mean mine is too.

i have, and i miss it

How do I get a gf?

Waaaiiit a minute.

This isn't video games!

This isn't video games at all!

...

I know that feeling but it's been 5 years since then

>tattoos
i'll pass

That's why it's still better than woman.

I too, once knew that feeling.

instead i know this feeling

>im gonna dump this butterface ASAP

been there done that, it's not that great really
but I'm not a morning person to begin with

It helped me to realize that I used not to give a shit and I was happier then. It's kind of a struggle though, to not give a shit.

Would you rather be alone?

I have and it's not worth the hassle.

I have and I never want a relationship again

Just a reminder that despite what you might not have, it wont fix your life.

That's fine, I have video games

not anymore cuck

>Denuvo

I imagine it would feel very uncomfortable

you have some bad taste, virgin.

>brazzers
marrying porn stars isn't normal. i would unironically rather keep searching than marry some stupid whore.

>And this is anons room!
>Oh dont be shy, he's quite the gamer just like you, anonette!

this

>settling for a whore with tats
By this point being alone forever is the better option.

those lips made with pig fat. no thanks.

You're lucky to have a mom who gets naked under the covers with you every day

What's so bad about being alone?
won't you be afraid of someone beside you suddenly goes crazy and stab you with knife while you're asleep?
I can't even sleep well without sleeping alone with the door locked.

>caring bout women
Reminder that the girl youre attracted to is probably dumb as fuck and is a basic fuckin bitch

Feeling of unclean morning breathing into your face ? No more, please.

anyone wanna be my gf?

>25
>meet cute new neighbor
>hit off really well, end up sleeping with her 2 months later
>would get invites to stay overnight regularly
>stay home because vidya
>she moved on and moved away

I couldve known that feeling, but instead i needed to play EverQuest with people ive never met. Good job me.

Take it the fuck back!

fuck off degenerate creep. only blasé degenerates like you get turned on by sexualizing their mother. You are one of those who was in prison for raping an 80 year old grandman, aren't you?

>You have never and you never will know this feeling.

Learn to speak English you fucking nimrod

i'll be your gf(male)

why are women so ugly without make-up

There are literally thousands of shit I won't be able to experience in my life.

Why the fuck do you think that waking up near a woman is the most important one?

projecting much, huh?

where do you live?

It's just a matter of time.
Also once it happens there will be an upside that it would SHUT UP if you want.

because people like you don't understand how makeup works and get an unrealistic vision of what women look like in their mind.
pacific northwest.

Having a gf held me back from getting on with my life. I'm in college now, getting a good degree, and have extra money to spend it on whatever the fuck i want.

In your dreams

because you were born a faggot and it's all right if you like to suck dicks and being rammed on your butt, no one will judge you.

But I do, I just woke up next to my girlfriend and were about to play some vydia together.

>morning breath
>eventually you'll hear her farting or shitting which will turn you off
>needy and will get mad if you don't give her 23 hours of attention a day
>will get to the point where you look back at the time you were alone and wonder "Fuck, why did I give that up again?"

I know that feel too well nigga

>3dpd
Lurk more after your thread is deleted.

Shit taste. Freckles are god tier

I've been thinking about getting a body pillow lately, because I sleep better when cuddling something.

I'm an almost 30 year old hermit.

I'm turning to that fucking guy.

Kill me, Pete.

>why are people so ugly in general

Seattle?

>pacific northwest
too far
too bad i don't remember any

Days like this make me lose hope in life. I woke up with this exact thought and I'm still in bed.

Fuck off virigin loser

>Girls fart
Lol, yeah right. Nice joke user.

>falling for 3DPD
lurk for 2 years before posting

What is the purpose of this thread?

enter the void

NYS

Don't worry about it

the eastside, so a bridge away from seattle.
i'm sorry user.

stay mad virgin lol

what's NYS?

to remember you that there is a real world with beautiful women outside. You don't need to be a weeb neet forever. You can change and don't receive pitiful looks in family reunions anymore.

normalfag shit, he's a reddit spacing retard. stop replying and sage this shit thread

Where do you think you are right meow?
The 3DPD might as well not exist for many here. For various reasons.

I know the feeling of being woken up by a girlfriend's fart. Does that count?

Where are you from?

edgelord teenager speak. he, in his own special underaged way, is telling you to "neck yourself", which is a euphemism for suicide.
>muh reddit spacing
you're just as bad, redditor.

whyd you post a picture of freckled horse then

said the virgin

Hey there will always be losers. Somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be me since I don't care too much.

God damn Carl was really the best character, I dont even understand why ATHF was cancelled

>defending reddit spacing
Lurk for 2 years before posting. Learn to sage.

oh

There's nothing wrong with using reddit

>newfag accusation
projection, much? you need to be 18 to browse this site, user.

Well, it would be a little weird to have someone refer to you as user.

...

God damn I want to wake from this dream to find myself in bed nearby my family

Dude, get laid or something? holy shit you suck lol

post ironic cartoons for stoners are garbage

eastern europe

...

>tfw im actually married and met my wife in a wow guild meeting 7 years ago

>using reddit spacing as an insult
It's like you've only been on the internet for 2 years, lurk more. Sincerely, a 10yr veteran.

>inb4 you start looking up tripcodes.

The pact is sealed

>Not sleeping with qt twink bf instead
Women are disgusting

Fuckin retard go back to your tranny porn and anime holy fuck.

yeah but then you have to deal with her """acidentally""" fucking your dad because she """drank too much""" on her birthday, having your step-mom overhear which leads to a messy breakup and your family ultimately being torn apart

fucking bitch

>What's brushing your teeth
>Normally educated people never fart in front of others
>Not every girl is mentally ill and needs attention

I know you virgins need to demonize woman to cope with your failure at life but for people who aren't socially inept and get girls you sound like an angry manchildren who has never had woman touch him other that his mom