You will never stick your dick in Cloud dressed like a girl

>you will never stick your dick in Cloud dressed like a girl

Life is so fucking unfair

That would be gay

With the way I live, I wouldn't touch a woman in the next 25+ years

>Wanting the trap over the titty monster
Fags get out

that's it. i want Sup Forums to stop being gay right the FUCK now

>Ywn be lovingly played with and cared by two girls while dressed as a girl yourself.

Why do Tifa and Aeris adapt so easily to the role of a whore?

because they are women

That's not a trap at all, everything about his body is masculine

There might be a remake of this.
They might actually try to remake this in the current year at some point.
I'm kind of worried desu.

A crossdresser then, anyway that just reinforces my point.

Tifa is a bartender. She's a sweetiepie, and I would wife, but a girl who drinks = instawhore

While the Aerith hooker shit is a meme, she is definitely a nightlife/party girl

Don't say that, you might end up living longer than that user.

Because Aeris is a prostitute and Tifa likely slept with several guys before Cloud. Case and point, Yuffie is probably the only virgin.

>muh virgin waifus
I really hope you guys don't seriously care about this kek.

>fantasizing about used goods
its like dreaming about making slightly more money at work

>You'll never bury your face in those luscious locks.

You're serious.
You know what, yeah a virgin girl would be fun because it's nice to be someone's first. Because it's new for her and that's fun. Not because of insecurity or jealousy.
But if you do it right, sex with someone new is something new too.
Calling them "used goods" is fucked up.
And yeah a lot of girls are cheating whores, you don't want those.

missing the point
obviously i will have to settle for an economy car
but in my dreams I have a Bentley
>t-t-that's fucked up!
women would rather have a billionaire chad, get over it

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It's fucked to think of people as "used goods" like that.
kek
Insecurity.

>Calling them "used goods" is fucked up
Could you be any more americuck? (No)

> le insecure
the goto word for leftie cucks

>It's fucked to think of people as used goods
Well that's exactly what they are if they act like whores

if you weren't such a failson, people would probably stop calling you insecure, Sup Forums-kun..

The vagina is a good. It’s been this way for thousands of years and it’s not changing now

because women don't objectify men in return, lol

(you)

>failson
Nice projecting

at least fuck more feminine boy you fag

still wouldn't

In this context, insecurity =/= selective tastes. Sure, acquiring a virgin women is like finding a needle in the haystack but that doesn't mean we all aspire to sleep with someone's sloppy seconds, especially if there's chance that she has an STD. If it was an issue of not being up to par with the last guy(s) she's been with, well we wouldn't really know for sure unless we fucked her

roastie defense force

>Aeris and Tifa will never force you to dress as a girl
>Aeris will never lock your dick in a chastity cage and tell you that since you are so cute you'll have to live the rest of your life as their girlfriend
>Aeris will never make Tifa fuck you with her massive futa cock
>she will never ride Tifa's huge cock herself, forcing you to watch and making fun of how worthless you are as a man
Fuck.

Is this another thinly-veiled Aeris/Tifa thread like we've been having the last few days?
Because I'm okay with that

>Calling them "used goods" is fucked up.

Should've thought of that before you made yourself used goods.

Women have 1001 deal breakers for guys. Most women don't want to date a guy who's a virgin or who's never had a gf/relationship before or who's slept with hookers.

Women have all these judgements they make about guys even though its hard for guys to obtain sex or relationships compared to how easy it is for girls. Women value guys based on their previous sexual history.

So fuck you, I'm allowed to value or devalue women as well based on their history. A woman who's slept around is a slut, I don't want a slut, I don't want someone who's easy, I want someone who I know saved herself for me.

I prefer to cuddle aerith and protect her smile.

Why must you hurt me so user?

Because before the compilation ruined her, Aeris was pretty clearly not the usual wide eyed naive girl that was stereotypical of healers.

>Aeris

>I want a virgin

If you are not around 16 you are fucked up.

souse?

>or who's slept with hookers
Honestly mate, anyone who admits that deserves everything they get.
I'm sure as fuck not going to do it.

obviously, I'm just saying how its fucking hypocritical how women have these million and one standards regarding guys past sexual history but freak the fuck out if a guy dares to have a standard such as wanting a virgin.

my last gf was when i was 21, she was older than me, and she was a virgin, and she wasn't even religious.

>slept with hookers
Hookers are a last resort really, it's something you do when you're absolutely sure you'll never muster up the courage to ask a real woman out or can't afford to spend over $300 to get her in bed,

I wonder how many young boys became aware of their fetish with that scene.

I know I did.

mine was the one where they tried to breed aeris with red

How much would a threesome with Tifa and Aeris cost me?

Explain your reasoning.

>was
What happened?

>mfw Bangladesh prostitutes are worth 60 cents

reminder: if you don't want to fuck this you are a weirdo creepy misogynistic pedophile

Ok here goes.


I ghosted her and blocked her on all social media and everything. It was a shit move and probably the worst thing I've ever done, and I honestly feel guilty for it to this day. I still loved her and I know she loved me, but I was going through such a horrible period in my life, I'd lost a parent, I had severe depression, I dropped out of uni and I had tried to kill myself. I knew she would be much much happier without me, and I'm a sinking ship, I didn't want her to cling to a sinking ship no matter how much I tried to tell her. She wanted to stick with me until I was happy again, and I knew that wasn't going to happen, and I couldn't give her the happiness I deserve, and she'd just get more and more miserable if she was stuck with me. In the end I had to do something brutal like ghosting her to cut her loose, and I honestly hope with all my heart that she finds someone who gives her the amazing life she deserves. I'm ina losing battle against depression and I'm probably gonna off myself sooner or later, and honestly no woman deserves the pain of being in a relationship with me. The only reason I havent done it yet is cause of my sister, unfortunately thats a relationship I cant cut the cord to.

I’m a muslim so...

If you think there are virgin girls by the age of 18,youre either a preteen or a loser who gets his info about girls from anime

Outies should undergo surgery

>this essay that could only be created by the most detached-from-reality permavirgin
>this reddit spacing
Yes. It all makes sense now. Please, just jump off a building and end your parents' suffering right now.

His point still stands.

People need to realise sex is more than just a crotch sneeze.

>"Oh user, I am so glad I finally found an average intolerant NEET with no real passion or reliable source of income to lose my virginity to!"
lmao the delusion, shouldn't you be posting in a feels thread?

Believe it or not, some women stay virgin past the age of 18. And besides, very few places in the world set 18 as the age of consent, hell, most U.S states have it set at 16

i had a virgin gf who was older than me when i was 21, so either she was lying to me or you are. Hmmm....

I met at least 5 girls who were virgins in my uni at the ages of 20 to 23, they all went for Chads tho.

REAL women are superior

You can stick your dick in me while I'm dressed like a girl though.

Fuck it, I'll have a roll

faggot

>all the anime garbage
terrible

back to neogaf, you stupid used goods whore.

I bet your roast beef curtain vagina is loose as fuck from all that nigger dick.

Yes, and?

I recently started replaying FF7 and I'm shocked how much easier it is than I remembered. When I was a kid I used to grind in basically every area and still had trouble with certain bosses, on this playthrough I haven't grinder once but I'm also steamrolling most bosses. Just beat the Materia Keeper, and I remember vividly having trouble with him as a kid, but he was breddy ez, despite his attacks practically one-shotting my whole party.

I beat it as a kid, it was my first RPG and I didn't understand a word of english.
So yeah, a toddler could beat it.

I know the feeling. I got FFX when I was fairly young and I remember getting stuck for years on one big bug boss over multiple playthroughs. When I was like 12-13 I tried again and got to Jecht but never could beat him. I bet if I played it now I could steamroll it.

PLEASE DON'T BE LOLI

>by 18
HA! try 13 to 16 user

like, they would not LIE to apear virtuous. rigth?

Roll.

GOTTA KEEP ON ROLLIN ROLLIN

No they aren't. Women are trash and men in dresses will always be better.

>haha all womyn are whores!!!!
grow up

ollinr

>being THIS afraid of fucking sex

Gee no wonder you guys are still virgins

>be 17 with shota looks, thus being undesierable to most women who are submissive
>book a 9/10 tall escort that's into giving domination
>book hotel
>meet up with her there
>she's really nice and assuring, told her this was my first time beforehand
>proceed to lose my virginity to someone way out of my league and have a night full of steamy sex and tender loving

Commodified sex is a fucking miracle of the universe. Had it not been for prostitution I would've probably killed myself by now.

test rool.

>Real women

I hope you don't mean 3DPD

rerollion

That's why it's good. Just look at this thread. All straights are disgustingly pathetic betacucks with no spine or principles whatsoever.

roll the Numbah

I have to comment on how shit this artist is.

The Lord truly abandoned us. I doubt you even know the love of our Lord. Filth.

roll for derail

lmao not everywhere is cucked states of america. here in the islamic republic of turkey you get stoned to death for fornication. may ALLAH wash forgive your sins.

trust me, i really wish it wasnt true. but women lie so easily, and for no reason what so ever. any man that has spent any time with women know this.

I mean I don't care if a girl is not a virgin but I'm not sticking my dick in someone who has slept with dozens of other men before me.

The absolute limit for me is around 10 previous partners.

And people try and tell me VIIfags aren't literally gay

Don't mind if I do.

Let's do this

Why does it matter

It's not so much that they're gay, but rather VII is a girl's rpg. There's just as much dudes popping boners for Tifa as there are yaoi fangirls getting wet over shipping Cloud with either Sephiroth or Vincent.

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Count your prime numbers there Pucci.