"Decorative etchings on your weapon do not provide you with a strategical advantage in any situation...

"Decorative etchings on your weapon do not provide you with a strategical advantage in any situation. However you displayed extravagant firearm useage. Attractively above average." - Colt Bobcat

I like this post

For anyone wondering, OP purposefully quoted and identified the character incorrectly because he finds doing that funny after having seen other threads where people did the same thing.

"What, precisely, is a human being? Merely a collection of unknown truths, I say! This conversation is at it's end! I will fight you now!"

-Count Vlad Bad

I suspect that op doesn't actually find this funny at all, but instead is trying to cheaply earn social acceptance

...

"Get up and shine, Mr. Freeman. Raise a ... glow. That is not ... I want to say that you are sleeping at work. Nobody is deserving to rest, and every effort in the world would be lost until ... so let's tell you your watch ... it came again. The real man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. Well, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up ... Ash aroma ..."
- Genome Boy

"I'll proceed to take my leave." Leader Sheep herder

"Grove Street. My former place of residence.

At least it literally was before I figuratively messed everything up."

- John Carlson, Great Car Stealing: San Francisco

"Conflict... Conflict doesn't transition"

- Radioactive Dust 4

My eyesight is improved.

OP butt fucked a retard

"Up yours." - Typhoon

"Feces!" - Nathan FireDragon

>Great

Surely you mean large

Grandiose Stealing of Vehicles

"Solidified precipitation is now visible as had been forecast." - Mono Airfoil Sprite

Count "Bad Vlad" Dracula sounds like an amazing name.

"I will wash your hands, with my butt."
- Goose Howard

"KE KE KE KE KE KE KE"
-Waves

"Bad is bad, minimize, maximize, halfling."
- Geralt "The Hexer"