WHAT? UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT? UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
WHAT DO I DO HERE?

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*SNORTS* WOOOOWWW I FUCKING BLOCKED DUUUUDE

SNOOOORRRRRRRRRRRT

Funny how DSP is still better at videogames than the majority of other e-celebs that get posted here.

based

Like?

At the very least, he's better than the game grumps, who lost TWICE to BROCK in firered.

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK *belches*

huh huh

WOOOOW THIS WANK FEELS SOOOO GOOOD OOOOOOOH EVEN BETTER THAN PANDALEE'S PUSSY! WOW DUDE...

WOW DOODE, NOTHING I COULD DO

>I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!
>HOW IS HE HITTING ME!?

Because you weren't doing anything, Phil.

NOTHING I COULD DO! THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE! THE NET CODE IS HORRIBLE!

I forgot about his existence.

I love how he ends all his attempts at "humour" by either laughing at his own jokes or saying "Yes!" as though he's trying to convince himself that it's funny.

To be fair he didn't even have his Beedrill yet.

The king of gout

>run out of gin at 4am
>liquor store doesn't open until 6am

These guys are fucking STOOPID dood! Everything's in black and white to them! I'm here BUSTING MY ASS and they want to close COMPELTELY for two hours??? Fuck this dood. I'm done.

He is beyond pathtic with his begging for money, not even plug-ins, just straight up "I need money, give it to me, or I won't stream"

Seriously, it's ridiculous how much this guy says "Yes!"

*snorts*

THIS IS BULLSHIT
NANSENSE
YO FUCK THIS GAME
I'M DONE

WHAAAAAAAAT I AM PICKLE PHIL ACK ACK ACK *SNORT*

post phil kino

youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc

UH
I'M PRESSING THE ROLL BUTTON
LOOK

has anyone solved phils ultra mysterious ARG tweets yet? what could they mean? will anyone EVER crack the code? who knows?!

>pa
>p
>tm
>T
>y

?????????

Quick, someone find the periodic table of the elements.

Me and my bro have been discussing this and we have decided he is not trying to do a Halloween code event and he is just a drunk piece of shit who should get off twitter.

>skips tutorial
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

what small minded idiot SHEEP, the world isn't black and white, if you were a mature ADULT, you would know that.

Was he just drunk or something?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
DID YOU SEE THAT?
HE NEVER DID THAT BEFORE

DSP is actually a horrible LPer who's routine is made of calling out what's happening on the screen or shitty singing in games with long stretches of nothing to comment on. Addition of name dropping donors since he started streaming more and more doesn't help.

All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>Quarantine board when?

chink moot said never because it could lead to organized harassment or something

he was the first time, then the other times just tried to cover it up as if he was doing it on purpose all along

>too scared to play banjo tooie

>All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>calls people 'kids' as an insult

Most of his fans, at least some of them, are literal kids. Does he not realize he's shitting on them right in front of them?

Same as calling people mentally ill. Plenty of people are mentally ill, stop using it as a fucking insult you dickhead.

You could just hide the thread and ignore it.

>WOOW I WAS DODGING!? WHATS THE POINT OF A DOGE IF YOU CAN GET HIT WHILE DOING IT?

covfefe

>fuck this
>this game is GARBAGE
>fuck you (raises middle finger to camera)
>later on twitter
>i never said i hated the game idiot
>its one of my goty contenders for my year end series

>HURR DSP IS BAD!!!
Reminder this meme is baseless and that he can beat MisterMetoKEK or any of you faggots at any game any day.

DSP bases his opinions on the reviews he sees online,he hates playing videogames.

>Fire alarm going off
>Never opens the box

>Comes to beat me up
>Goat flares up

Where is she now?

Look! I'm describing what happened in the game.
ack ack
Huh? Uhhh okay.
ack ack look at me describe what just happened in the game.
Now give me money. ack ack ack

>video game culture
I know this is your first week on Sup Forums, but maybe read the rules?

I agree. He was only playing around when he died over 80 times to Gundyr.

Whenever i watch him play, he is turning his neck to the side. When he dies and goes back to looking at the chat or whatever, THEN he is looking straight ahead. No wonder he gets so pissed off and just wants to rush through games, shit must get uncomfortable.

>beat cuphead effortlessly
>beat all the souls games
>absolutely destroys nerds in fighting games
>is generally good at games except for a few dumb moments due to lack of sleep and having to work hard all day to provide quality content
Where did this meme about DSP being bad at games come from?

He's not bad at games but he ragequits easily and makes some really silly/stupid mistakes.

it really shouldn't matter that she's seeing someone else now, she needs to step up and keep making meals for dsp, her betrayal has really affected DSP's health and its hurting the business.

I'm convinced he is getting worse at fighting games out of stubbornness and lazyness. Any fg that doesn't share SF2 "fundamentals" is shit in his eyes and he refuses ti adapt while still playing the same fucking game, so if he gets beat is because the game is shit and he is playing it "the way fighing games are supposed to be played" to give himself some retarded form of moral ground.

Pretty much the same way he manages his stupid youtube channel.

youtube.com/watch?v=NHmuN0xkjHc

she apparently has a new twitter account detractors refused to share publicly because she's out of dsp's life now

he's insufferable, not bad
him being bad at videogame is just a facade he puts on for views

You know what? Fuck this. GOODBYE! ACK ACK ACK
YUP I DELETED IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

it really shows what a piece of shit DSP is when the thing he misses the most from her are the "healthy meals", the extra income and someone cleaning the house.

I love the fact he calls out other people's internet connections when's he's playing on a wireless connection from router downstairs.

Can I get a quick rundown of what happend to her? I don't even watch DSP but like to fap to his wife.

He's fine at some games and he's bad at some games, people like to focus on the games he's bad at. It doesn't help that he complains at every slight inconvenience he faces.

>beat all the souls games
>skips bosses
>summons
>do replay runs
>says he's gonna do them for real this time
>look up the most OP builds
>still summons in the end
yea man

GRAVEWALKER

Did he lose his house yet?

Literally everyone does that.

>Can I get a quick rundown of what happend to her?
DSP dumped her ass because she was a drain on his resources and business. Okay?

The rooter is not downstairs. He uses business internet in his office and has a normal line downstairs but yeah, he's still using wireless even though the rooter is in the same room.

Her coworkers kept bothering her asking her when he would propose. He ignored her and then the jackoff incident happened and embarrassed her to no end. She slowly began to find out that he wasn't a popular cool youtube streamer, but a ridiculed loser who got made fun of at every stop.
Later she began joking about him too with her work girlfriends because women will care about what other women think sometimes, and she pretended he finally proposed as a huge hint and his last chance.
He ignored her and she dumped him and immediately began seeing someone else

She left his ass. DSP's initial story is that it was amicable separation, but he's been getting butthurt about it lately. Maybe he'll spill the beans in the future but I kinda doubt it because it would most likely portray him in a bad light. She probably found someone else.

I legit enjoy DSPs videos, fuck the haters! Dude gives zero fucks and I respect that.

for whatever reason after they got engaged she broke up with him, it wasn't mutual apparently, and the last time she was seen on stream she was heard saying "im meeting up with him later" or something like that, to which dsp asked if she was still gonna make him dinner later on.

is not about being bad but about being stupid and fail to follow directions(and failing to experiment or try new things), pretty much the same as Arin, and then blaming the game.
Like how he didn't know how to spinkick in Jak and Daxter until midgame.

>business
>office

>Gives zero fucks
>Get triggered so easily

>this is the body of someone who lifted weights to the extreme and got comments saying he was ripped

u mirin boys?

>Get called "The Kind of Hate" as an insult when he was in his early 20s
>Wears it like a badge of honor to this day at 36

To be fair he ballooned as soon as he got fired. Then again he's also someone who got gout in early 30s.

holy shit this video is so cringy
he's 100% right about anything he said, yet people are still trying again to enhance his already blatant retardation with falseflag bullshit
pure fucking cringe

> Comes to beat me
> Crouch jump to higher ground
> Wait until he gets angry and leaves
> Win by forfeit

>DSP beats Cuphead in 4 hours

Really makes you think

damn he was kinda hot in the past

>I WAS BLOCKING! I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS! OH, RANDOM SUPER! RANDOM CROSS-UP THAT ONLY WORKS ONLINE! NOTHING HERE INVOLVES FIGHTING GAME FUNDAMENTALS, DOOD!

captcha: Cortines BURNELL

>lolcows still obsessing over another lolcow

DSP IS the Lolcow,he's like CWC but without autism.

>taptaptap
>COUNTER
>taptaptap

What the fuck dude i was blocking the entire time!

See, I think I figured it out, it isn't actually that he's BAD at videogames so much as he makes an absolute ass of himself whenever he fails at anything by whining and bitching all the time. People like Northernlion are straight up WORSE then him at games, but they get by due to the fact that they are actually likable, charismatic people. When you watch dsp, you aren't watching it to see a man fail, you're watching it to see a man make a fool of himself through his what failures he makes.

This thread proves that the people (or You) are in no way better

Vinny from vinesauce feels just like DSP at times, and fucking Pat from SBF who's supposed to be a huge Silent Hill nerd had to look up the answer to the piano puzzle in SH1 because he's never understood it.

Really, a lot of streamers and LP people play games like shit. Like I get that talking and playing at the same time is hard, but fuck.

granted, DSP also spent all of his shotgun ammo early in the game because he thought it was the pistol

NO FIGHTING GAME FUNDAMENTALS IT'S ALL JUST ONLINE BULLSHIT AND SPAM!

He's beaten every souls game so far.
Therefore he's probably better then most people

Hello Phil,getting enough Twitchbucks lately?

He got shittons of help in DaS1
He grinded like crazy in DaS2, DeS and Bloodborne
The only game where he didn't grind or got help from other players was DaS3 and that's probably his worse souls playthough even though it is the easiest of the bunch.

In his "redemption" runs he was replaying old ass games and even got caught using guides in DaS1

my opinion on Phil rose a little after he beat cuphead

He still beat them.
Just because he beat the game differently then you did doesn't invalidate his victory.

>tfw you realize DSP is stuck in his edgy teen phase since he was 20

>Pulls the net plug at NPC Old Monk
>Gets a +10 gravelord sword dropped for him by a phantom at the start of DS1
>Lightning Build in launch DS2 then throws a shitfit when it gets nerfed
>Rage quits Old Hunters at the first Boss

Watching Northernlion put all of his artillery at the front in War of the Human Tanks was amazing.