It's time to own up, Sup Forums. What kind of fag are you?

It's time to own up, Sup Forums. What kind of fag are you?

Left or right?

Both. Duh.

Zeldo

Right, but I'm not saying I'm attractive.

Left of course being a tall amazon is better than being a failure of a man

Right, I'm cute, I crossdress and I love guys.

Why can't I like both?

He means which on you'd fuck.

Left, everyday.

>he doesn't pick the superior desert amazon

That makes you the right, qt

As the right, I wouldn't fuck either. I'd want a more manly guy.

when linky pees does he squat or stand :3

both is good

>As the right,
Prove it

Left while also being left

Well if you mean which I'd fuck, left obviously. How is it any kind of gay to fuck about the only woman in BOTW that actually has tits, on top of those childbearing hips?

Left
>you will never meet a qt Gerudo gf, get married, and live happily together

LONDON
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Both at the same time.

Definitely squat, he seems prissy enough.

Both because I'm not a faggot

my left

you could ride her while she is doing sit ups and she would just mock you for getting exhausted while she is still going strong.

>not getting /fit/ so you can match her power and wrestle for dominance every night before sex

you couldn't hope to
she will always be stronger

Left fucking right with her massive 15 inches futa cock while his pathetic 4 inches feminine dick bounces up and down useless.

Probably, but I'm sure she'd give me a pity win once in a while.

>wanting left

>Not wanting left

This.
Sure, you'd never match her, but one day you'll lift her up and take her to bed, instead of vice versa, and the resulting arousal will drown you.

3DPD get out.
Pic related is the kind of thing I'm looking for.

He's posting bodybuilders instead of more reasonable examples.