I WANT A SWITCH

i want one badly

then fucking buy one, they're not hard to find

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Walk into a store and buy one. It's easy to find them right now.

Get a job

why? I'm sure nintendo will release another toy in a year or two

I would like one too to play Super Mario Odyssey but I'm 25 and it wouldn't be appropriate

Yeah better wait a couple of years until you've grown out of that edgy mindset.
t. 27 year old that bought a switch 2 days ago and is having a ton of fun with Odyssey.

Get laid.

listen to yourself lol

I'll buy you one if you be my gf

Your jelly is showing

Ok user but I'm not agirl

I wanted to buy the Odyssey bundle, but
>no physical game, just dl code included
No thanks.

>Not having a gf that also enjoys vidya and likes to fuck after each session of mario odyssey
I pity you

this is a mid-20s cope user. one day you will genuinely not give one fuck what any other person thinks about how you entertain yourself

150 dollars at walmart.

>person that is almost 30 is using the word "jelly"
LOL you can tell his fatty is a virgin.......

Don't buy it. It's an underpowered tablet with no games.

>An X year old user using LOL and virgin as an insult.
I bet you are a brony too.

LOL imagine being THIS much of a fat LOSER playing on his Nintendo IPAD..I Get laid bro....

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>he replies with wojack console memes
Dude, get laid.

There's no shortage of units on shelves
Go get one, but I think a price slash is coming. They're not selling anymore

I'd go with Neon or Splatoon colors

Not if you're a Leaf

We've been over this, that's a scalper selling a SNES mini with a fucked up listing

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>grrl gamers

>jelly

>Sup Forums meme

You guys need to learn some self-awareness it's embarrassing

move in with me op, i'll buy you a switch

Are you a girl(male)?

no

You're on Sup Forums. You shouldn't be talking about getting laid lmao

it has botw, odyssey and uhhhhhhhhhhh
muhfuggin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Are you ok user?

no(yes)

bought mine about a week ago with the money i got from trading in my bloodborne machine

this is the first console ive played since the ps2 that has not made me wish i was playing on pc instead

i can offer no higher praise than that

as long as good games keep rolling out for it this is on its way to being GOAT

I agree with this user, the switch is just a good console, that's it. I'm waiting for SMTV, the new no more heroes and Metroid

meanwhile, your PS4 has uhhhhhhhhhhh
bloodborne and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [to be continued]

im just waiting for a comfy jrpg

xenoblade 2 looks ok but i didn't like the first one on Wii much hmmm

disgaea 5 was so fucking fun

sadly not much of a mariofag ;_;

as an addition to this

PLEASE love yourself and get the pro controller

if you have xbox hands you will not enjoy using the joycons

Octopath traveler looks fun at least

Good thing I have regular human hands.