*bling* *bling* WHOA!

*bling* *bling* WHOA!

You know what? Alright. I'm into it. This is a good joke and I look forward to seeing more of it.

*bling* uh-oh!

YEAH! ALRIGHT! CHILI DOGS!

WHOA belongs to me. Use your own catch phrase, you edgy faggot.

>playing your convenience store cash register in public

*BANG*
*BANG*
Damn!

FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD

*twinkle*
*twinkle*
Wheeeee DOGGY!

In retrospect.

Lost World wasn’t that bad. Far from great, but if the Generations team had worked on a sequel, it would be much better.

*bling* *bling*
AW YE-AHHH

THIS IS HAPPENIN'

*BOOM*
AAAAHHAAHAHHAHAH
*Becomes stepping stone*
HOPE!
*pulls trigger to head*

Please stop trying to enforce this shitty meme.

Back to twitch you rodent spinner nigger.

*falls off shit* wHoOoOoOoOoOoAaaaAaaAaAaAAAAAaaaaa

Bandicoots are marsupials, you dumb mammal roller nigger.

*PS3 startup sound* *pik* *pik* *sigh* *pik* *pik* *sigh* *PS3 shutdown sound*

Esto es el fin, hombre de huevo!

I heard that in my head exactly as he says it.
Fucking sonic 06

>that newgrounds running joke with Sonic having sex with hamburgers

The fall noises in Sonic games are the fastest acting rage inducers in all of gaming

>ps3 sound
>no games NO SOUND

*BANG*
*BANG*
Damn!

WHHHHOOOOOAAAAAA NELLLY

>not DAYYYYAAAMMM
I hate this fucker.

*SHIT!*
*ROCK!*
*NYUUGH!*

OH NO

*UP* *DOWN* ALL AROUND

LOOK AT ALL THOSE EGGMANS ROBOTS

GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT

All right!
Leave it to me!
*SWOOSH*
WHEE!
WHEE!
*SWISH*
SHAKE!
Look at all of those Eggman's robots!

DAMN... NOT HERE!

GET FUNKY
KEEP THE BEAT
GET FUNKY, YO HUSTLE HUSTLE
GET FUNKY
KEEP THE BEAT
GET FUNKY, YO HUSTLE HUSTLE

HIT IT

TURN IT UP

GET DOWN

LET'S GO
LEAVE IT TO ME
GOT IT
LET'S GO
LEAVE IT TO ME
GOT IT

*hold forward* *level complete* WHOA!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FEELIN' GOOD
RRRRAAAAAGH

>heheh le funny twitch meme XDDD

I don't know what Twitch meme you are referring to. Regardless, WHOA was mine way before Twitch even existed.

*spins*
*collects mask*
Hoodubagah
*collects crystal*
*rapes Boar*
Whoa!
*dies*

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GO!
HYAH!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GO!

Perfect.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: THE MORE THE MERRIER

...

NOW I'M REALLY MAD--
GET THEM

THIS IS NEW

FEELING REMORSE, EGGMAN?

IF YOU PLAYED NICE, I WOULDNT HAVE TO BREAK YOUR TOYS

GO!

>Hoodubagah
Is this what he really says? I don't have a clue

Also, what does he say when crash gets hit?

IT'S NO USE

hup hup hup

*vwoosh* *vwoosh* HYEAUGH

BING BING KIMOCHIZE

>dies in literally six seconds

>Chaos Control!
>Dies in 0 seconds irl

HUUH
*gets quad damage*
HUUH
*bunnyhops*
HUUH
*gets fragged*

It's Ruta Baga.
Confirmed with an official commercial.

All I know is that the first "oh!" is Crash and not Aku Aku.

I AM TOMBA THE MIGHTY
I WEAR FAST PANTS

*Side Kick*
*Side Kick*
*Side Kick*
*Goes into the real world*

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

*twinkle*
*bang bang bang*
GROOVY
*dog growling*
*burp*
Well done.

I'LL USE YOUR- CHAOS- CONTROL!

*vst zzzzzzz*
*Voop-shhh voop-shhh voop-shhh*
"...."
*legs breaking noise*
YABBA MY ICING
"About that beer I owe ya..."

>Rapes Coco

I cant stand Tails but the bee on the detective team is way worse in that game.

*Speaks over each other*
*get's drowned out by music*
Before this is over, I'll show you the true power of Chaos Control
*Light speed dashes*
This is the ultimate
*teleports*
Time to put this to re-
DISAPPEAR
*Spin dashes*
Hyugh
*rolls*
I am the ultimate li-
GAME OVER SHADOW!

>YABBA MY ICING
>not Eбaть бoльнo

THIS IS ONISHIMA REQUESTING AERIAL COVER
SEND IN THE CHOPPERS, AND WHEN YOU FIND THOSE KIDS DON'T WASTE ANY TIME
JUST NAB 'EM

...

>Perfect!
>Perfect!
>GODDESS

> gets raped by Coco

Now we're talking.

GET THOSE DAMN PUNKS

*pow pow*
*squeak!*
"you gonna burn alright"
*illmnatixd*
"MUH SKULL GUN IZ BETTAH THAN YOR AUGMENTHASHON"
"we revolution lol see im a nigger"

*You find: KNIFE*

lol'd

*BWEEEEEEEEEEEEE* HAH HUP HAH HAH HMP *PSHEW* TAKE THIS
HAH HAH HUP HOP HAH AUGH
TIME TO GET SERIOUS

*gains brouzof*
*gains brouzof*
My legs are okay.

*PS4 game sound*
...

*SLISH*
*SLASH*
*pew*
*VUHCHINGGGG*
*moonwalks*