Woah

woah...
so this is the magic of nintendo...

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>seen here, father taking picture with his 2 sons celebrating the release of the new mario game

LOL wow how pathetic? but this picture was taken for him, by that I mean, it isn't the typical sonybro creepshot where you can see his obese shadow or reflection somewhere

>that big bushy Karl Marx beard
>those thick bridged glasses
>mouth open

This. Sony Cucks and their wifes black sons would never understand.

>americans
I'm glad I wasn't cuxked at birth

>nu-male face

Why do they all make that stupid open mouth pose? This shit is the new duckface.

why are people mocking a father for making memories with his sons? 10 or 20 years down the line this is going to be a great memory for their family.

nu males don't breed though.

>father taking interest in his son's activities and bonding together
who am i kidding, it's his interests he's forcing his sons to take part in

>why are people mocking a father for making memories with his sons? 10 or 20 years down the line this is going to be a great memory for their family.
if this what you understand as a great memory for your family iam afraid to think what your family is like. probably failures with a nintendocuck of a son.

>a man buying game for his two happy children somehow triggers Sup Forums
can someone explain this? Are they mad at the implication this man has had sex yet they didn't?
Is this the power of virgin rage?

You need to think for young children.

what the fuck is wrong with that kid's teeth

OP clearly doesn't have a father. Either that or his didn't love him but can you blame him? OP was a fucking faggot as a kid and still is.

I still remember when my father hyped me for Ocarina.
Months later we went in a shop and we saw it along with Castlevania 64. We had money only for one and I remember the shopkeeper trying to sell me that piece f shit of Castlevania.

I miss you dad

>making memories and bonding by buying an overpriced toy
Why are Americans such consumerist sheep? He could take them fishing or hunting, or teach them something useful. But I doubt a nu-male like him knows anything but luxury comforts.

Like clockwork. But I don' t get it. Do they want semen in their mouth?

Castlevania 64 is better than Ocarina of Time. You missed out. Castlevania 64 is actually a very good game behind all the e-celeb memes.

literally pic related

there his wife's sons

>Fishing or hunting
So, two things that also require you too buy things, huh?

My Dad once took me to Chuck E. Cheese for my birthday. When we were wrapping up the day eating pizza, he pulls out this box. I open it up and pic related is in there, 10 sizes too big. I told him I couldn't wear it and he told me it was just a placeholder. He had actually researched and found out that a new Sonic game was coming out before I knew. I was 7 at the time so I didn't even know there was Sonic outside of the Genesis. To this day its a fond memory.

Pretty sure that's UK bro. Unless FIFA has started selling in US

I don't think so, it was bad even then and honestly even SoN isn't that good either

it's UK, you can see the PEGI labels

but they do sell FIFA in the big box stores in the US, and gamestop.

10 years ago nobody would have thought a thing about this pic. I think these are people who grew up fatherless.

remember when having a big, thick beard actually meant something?
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>too
hmm.
>buy things
Probably not, he should already have the equipment necessary. The difference is, you buy a gun as an investment for future productivity, while you buy a console to buy more things.

>PEGI rating
Definitely not American.

What was wrong with it? No memes, please.

you're posting on Sup Forums right now about how worthless videogames are, what are you trying to accomplish?

>hmm
Did a typo really trigger you that much?
>You buy a gun as an investment in future productivity
So what shitty backwater country do you come from? It seems like you don't even know what a gun is, let alone knowing that you need to pay for ammo and maintain the thing. You're also clinically retarded and obsessed with Americans.

>Kids look happy
Yeah they really look like they're being forced into this.

>He got you a shirt of one of the worst Sonic games ever made
Loving Every Laugh

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Giving a father something to bond with his kids over, that being sharing something they all enjoy?


That's good magic.

Videogames are worthless. I don't dislike them, but they aren't worth paying for.
>It seems like you don't even know what a gun is, let alone knowing that you need to pay for ammo and maintain the thing.
Written like someone who has never owned a gun. If you can't afford to use it, don't buy it. But the cost is far outweighed by what it gives you.

Wow a father taking a picture with his sons and their gift, how disgusting

>tfw I have a slight underbite
>cant smile properly because of it
>sometimes have a habit of opening my mouth when i smile
shit, i didnt even know this was a thing that nu males do.
i cant even grow a beard because asian genes.

>when i was a kid
>"wtf is this mario shit son wish you did something else all day"
>when people my age are parents
>"wtf why arent you playing the new mario game son dont you know mario you know bing bing wahoo??"

>americans
>white
i wish i was at my pc to post some ebin Sup Forums images

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

t. brazilian monkey

>you'll never have a dadbro to play games with you

Unrelated,but I'm sick of my local walmart being trash. Looking for an eshop card and all i saw were Switch controllers hording the entire section. Not even the amiibos were there. Meanwhile i see a shitload of Sony and Microsoft along with that other toy junk.

What bath house orphanage did you grow up in where Mario was shit?

actually european, but nice try tho, you orc.

I didn't know Al Yankovic worked at Walmart

This is really sweet, those kids are having a great time and while one day they'll have threads like this and be just as jaded, for now let them have the same excitement a lot of us had for Mario 64.

>orc
h-how did you know?

You parents made fun of you for playing a game that targeted kids?
Did you come from a broken household?

>Written like someone who has never owned a gun
My father gave me an Ithaca Model 51 featherflight. Regardless, you're fucking retarded and should fuck off from Sup Forums.

>go to walmart
>every amiibo sold out except for Waluigi and Daisy

>tfw wife tells you to babysit her sons for the week while she's on vacation in another city and you actually have fun

t. brazilian monkey from a favela pretending to be european

>Going to Walmart

That was your first mistake.

Their ability to give lower prices comes at the cost of pretty much everything else about them.

>they'll have threads like this and be just as jaded

Nah. Father who loves them and spends time with them.

That's a recipe for being well adjusted if I've ever seen one.

>I had shitty parents

Okay.

>My father gave me an Ithaca Model 51 featherflight
He shouldn't have.

>tfw you can't go to those other stores you used to get games from anymore
I miss Media Play, Value City and Circuit City

So being overly coddled it what makes unironic adult Nintendo fans. Makes sense I suppose.

This is straight from Reddit, isn't it?

>Being this obsessed

Your next line is going to be
"I was just pretending to be retarded"

>nu male cuck and his wife's sons

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this makes me sad. no respect for the wah

That's a thing that's been around since children existed

Like clockwork

>bald head
>numale beard
This generation I don't understand

Non Nintendo person here, is Waluigi even in any games other than the ensemble ones?

It's the manchild equivalent of throwing your kids in a lake and forcing them to swim.

Lmfao the classic soyboy mouth open technique that shit is pathological

White people

Man imagine being one of those kids and even years later you have fond memories of when you went with your dad and bought a game that looked really cool. And he didnt just buy it for you and toss it, he actually shared your enthusiasm and made hats to go with it to try and connect with you.

You don't understand being bald?

It happens to most guys eventually. Starts in 20s and 30s for a lot of them. It'll probably happen to you.

Sorry to have to break this to you. I

Would probably help if you left the house once in a while.

The earliest memory I have was when my dad got me a NES. It was 1985. He came home, face all tortured from the bitter Chicago winter, but looking all triumphant like he had just slain a dragon.

What a great day that was, unboxing that thing, hooking everything up, cheering me on as I played SMB1 for the first time.

And then I'd wake up the next morning and my mom and dad were already up, sitting in the living room playing the thing themselves.

i think that even brazilians have much purer blood than you.
what are they, like 80% american and 20% euro?
and you're probably like 20% irish, 30% german, 25% spanish, 20% polish and 5% everything else, right?
disgusting....

Nope. We've been waiting for a stand alone Waluigi game for centuries

MALIA OBAMAS BRAND NEW CAR IS DISGUSTING

What the fuck even is this analogy? You do know kids like Mario right? It's a fun and easy to play series that kids normally like. I am 99% sure the kids like that too and not just the dad ramming his "manchild" hobbies down their throat.

>exif data now gets stripped from posts because little faggot cucks like that guy and /soc/whores suddenly got karma for their retardation.

Friend's dad ended up with some crackhead's vcr with controllers coming out the front slot. Good times.

Are you saying kids don't like video games?

>No memes, please.

You gotta start styling that shit now bro

Exif data was fun. Closest I ever got to being a real life hacker.
>tfw still strip exif data before uploading anything on Sup Forums

It feels forced to me, user. Might not be but that's what it get from it.

>beardcucks having kids
kek

wow a lot of people are jealous of some kids having a good dad.

HE DIED BUT NO ONE SAID A WORD, HERES WHY

t. dark brown kinky haired favela brazilian monkey that feasts on monkey soup

OP is so gay he thinks having children is considered magic

>his sons
kek

That's parenting man. See how happy the kid on the left is? Dads just being happy for his kids.

>being this obese

Then this place is seriously getting to your head dude, hardly anyone outside of Sup Forums or Sup Forums equivalent sites would get that idea. Kids like Mario my guy, not sure what to tell you.

Probably right. Sorry to be such a curmudgeon.

Kids like Clash games on Apple devices, grandpa.

you have to use meme arrows when you are memeing this hard or else you're just implying that YOU are the huehue.