>World is about to be destroyed by the final boss
>Only the protagonist can stop him
>Vendors and merchants still won't give you any discount for materials and weapons
World is about to be destroyed by the final boss
world's problem doesn't concern the jews
That's unrealistic too. In times of war is when the jews jew the most.
>"They're masterworks, all. You can't go wrong"
If you were a gun shop owner and some guy barged in saying he's the chosen one destined to destroy Cthulhu would you just believe him and give him all your merchandise?
>needing man made weapons
>not having the legendary chosen sword of biggest dickerdom at your side
What a shitty protag
I would if he had powers that were prophesized to belong to the one who could kill the ultimate evil. Like in Skyrim
"C'mon man the Dark Overlord is about to destroy the world can't you just give me the sword?"
"Give you the sword? GIVE YOU THE FUCKING SWORD!? This sword cost me 210,000 gold to dig up, another 20,000 to ship it, and another 30,000 just to get it past fucking customs! So asking for 400,000 gold isn't stretching, especially for a rare device such as this!
And so what! Do you know how many times some fucking overlord or demon lord tries to destroy the world? If you don't want to buy the sword and be the hero, what-the-fuck ever. I'm sure Jimmy from down the street is a chosen one too and he's autistic enough to grind for days. So FUCK OFF."
>Become champion of the imperial gladiator games
>Single-handedly close numerous gates to Hell and save two villages from being overrun by demons
>become Archmage of the empire and kill a legendary necromancer
>destroy the evil cult that was responsible for killing the emperor
>Get addressed with "Breton Trash"
fpbp
Yeah you can make up examples in which it wouldn't fit. But think about Rin in FFX, he tells you to fuck off altough he knows his survivals is in your hands.
>You save the world
>you dont get a mansion or keys to the city or a huge monetary compensation for your courageous action
fpbp
they don't have newspapers, televisions, radios, criers or a efficient delivery system they can be excused for not recognising every badass in the nation.
peasants literally get info with rumours and superstition. Guards hear reports about criminals and bandits.
>they don't have newspapers, televisions, radios, criers or a efficient delivery system they can be excused for not recognising every badass in the nation.
They do in Oblivion. The Black Horse Courier alrady knows the emperor is dead a couple of hours after he got killed in the sewers. And if you pick up a spoon in Bruma, then even the guards in Anvil will know of your fucking crimes.
Maybe if you didn't buy every vendor trash adventurers shit onto your counter you wouldn't need to have such a markup on every weapon.
Who smeared poop on this poor cat's face?
yeah cool, did you ever read the section on "badasses quarterly" to see a list of heroes? no.
You only get recognition after you save an entire city, even then they call you nameless hero.
in the end a real hero doesn't do shit for praise and discounts at his favourite coffee shop bro. You saved the earth because you live there.
No one, that's just his face.
The actual story is pretty sad, though. Apparently he was put in a plastic bag and thrown around by a bunch of teenagers before someone rescued him.
Fucking niggers.
The comment said "teenagers", so we'll never know.