What do I talk about with my oneitis during a 40 minute walk?

What do I talk about with my oneitis during a 40 minute walk?

Tell her about your favorite VIDEO GAMES.

If you try to start a conversation by bringing up different topics that you like and they don't add anything other than "wow" or "cool" then drop them

How shes a blight on society and how we'll all be better off once men can inpregnate artificial wombs

טיןגד

Talk about her boyfriend.

ask her why don't we turn this 40 minute walk into a 1 minute ride babe.

>40 minute walk
About how you made such bad choices in life that you don't have enough money to buy a car

tyrone

ask her if she prefers mario or sonic
alternatively, ask her why mods don't delete shit threads

Ask her to smell your breath constantly, bitches love to smell their bf's breath

Ask her about herself, her hobbies, try to throw in a funny anecdote or two somewhere.
If an uncomfortable silence steps in just give her a 20 minute monologue about everything wrong with MGSV

ask her to be ur gf but make sure to do it in the first 5 mintues

dumb frogposter

but i would rather be happy on a bicycle instead of cry in a BMW

OP?
Dumb frogposter?
Video games?

Actually you might want to give Solid Snake's way of conversing people by repeating everything they say to you a go.This shows you are listening to them, that you aren't disagreeing with them and takes away the problem spagettio like (You) are going to have with having to come up with something to say.

Start the convo with something both of you have in common: a class, a thing you both like etc. then go from there to other things, related or not.
Try and be the one who asks questions. Act alpha, make her feel like she's the one who spends most of her days on an anime imageboard.

Then at the end of the walk tell her you enjoyed the walk with her and that you would very much want to talk to her again sometime.

Alternatively, you can tell her that you would like to see her on your favourite website, BLACKED.C*M

i'm with this guy

this

>alpha
People using this word unironically will never get to fuck anything

This. Just b urself and everything will work out in the end :D

whats a oneitis?

about VIDEO GAMES you smegma sniffing jizzle fizzler

>Best Pepe
>oneitis

You are a cool user

Anime and Video games.

tell her your fetishes

t. perma-virgin

Can one have multiple oneitises?

>girl walks up
>"hey user how are you today"
>"PSYCHO MANTIS?????"

Yes, just not at the same time.

lol

Tell her about your collection of anime figurines and dakimakuras

What's oneitis?

Bring some eggs with you and make her eat them

It’s when a guy is obsessed and only interested in one girl, but the guy is ‘just a friend’ to her and does standard beta orbiter shit.

>If an uncomfortable silence steps in just give her a 20 minute monologue about everything wrong with MGSV
this, don't forget to charge your phone enough to follow with 20 minutes of music on speakers

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>tfw your fetishes are so sick and perverted even people on *chans who are into dickgirls, vore and guro find them discussing not to mention people you come across IRL.

Pic related. I'm also into consensual intercourse on the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.

>does standard beta orbiter shit
what's that exactly ? asking for my nephew

Probably going on 40 minute walks and shit

Get down on your knees and ask her to marry you. You have to be quick in this day and age.

If you have the same interests it should come naturally , if it doesnt you two dont belong together , it's fucking simple stuff

how am i supposed to find a gf when my main interests are shitposts?

>oneitis

Bout how big your dick is and how bitches can't get enough?

you're supposed to grow up first

>buying a car when Uber/Lyft exist

Unless you made such bad choices in life that you don't have enough money to live in a world-class city

Theres almost 8 billion people on earth. You just aren't looking hard enough user...

post your fetishes, can't be worse than mine
bearded girls

>hey user can you give me a lift to Chad’s house?
>listens to all her guy problems
>at her beckon call
>goes out of their way to do stuff for them
>obsessive texting
>in competition with other orbiters to be the top orbiter that does the most for her

im 26 pal