>been playing Mario Odyssey all weekend
>realized an hour ago I forgot to turn in my final project for one of my classes
>check the requirements and she wants a 200 word essay by 11:59 tonight
>sent her an email for an extension and she denied my request
I'm breaking down here. Have video games ever fucked up your life before, Sup Forums?
>Have video games ever fucked up your life before, Sup Forums?
No. And if you need to hand in an essay tonight, why the fuck are you on Sup Forums?
Get ye started now. You can do this if you hustle.
>30 word essay for next year
>can't stop playing War Thunder and jacking off to anime
Kys
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
200 words is easy you should have got it done a week ago.
Why do people wait till the last god damn minute?
>200 words
im gonna assume you meant 2000. Either way, you can do it ez
>be in college
>can't measure his own time to do things
you did this to yourself, you are already old enough to measure your time
>final project
>in October
>CRT
user, quick. Program a markov chain and have it write your essay for you!
>I'm breaking down here.
me too user. just got back from a party and i literally have no reason to feel sad.
at least if you finish your essay you might feel relief, but i don't know how to fix myself. i can't even video games.
I'll never understand how people do this to themselves. Get it done early then fuck around. Spread the work out over a few days, if it's really that difficult.
200 word? That should take you like 30 minutes max.
30 word!? You must mean 30 page right?
Could be a 8 or 10 week class
>nu-Sup Forums
>failing an assignment to bing bing wahoo
lmao
I know you're meming but two hundred words is literally a paragraph. Just bang it out you nigger.
I can't tell if this is reverse trolling or too many newfags falling for the ploy...
>Get it done early then fuck around. Spread the work out over a few days, if it's really that difficult.
My Nia
>only I am smart, everyone else is dumb!
I bet you post on a phone too.
dude, even as a kid I always did my homework first and play vidya then, is gratification done right
Great job OP, you were successful.