MGS bullcrap

>A man with an IQ of 180, having knowledge of third world politics, literature, fucking quaternary, etc.
>Takes the philosophical will of his own mentor very wrongly, despite having a brain surpassing Albert Einstein's.
HOW

Except it was never about fulfilling The Boss' will. Maybe he tells himself that as mock justification (he is a villain, after all), but his whole story is one of revenge. He hates the people and the world that led to his mother figure being treated like a disposable pawn.

>man with an IQ of 180,

What? First time I've heard this

That's the essential problem that MGS 5 didn't answer and why it was a huge letdown

>tfw to smart too philosophy

>third world politics, literature, fucking quaternary
These don't require an iq of 180 to understand

That man is too handsome for an IQ of 180. Just look at that face.

the game has a gigantic bipedal robot with a powerful AI in the 80s. We are 2017 and we are not even close to that level of technology. It's a videogame.

OP is a retard, don't pay attention.

>It's a videogame
And no one cares about this fatal flaw. There are probably hundreds of people around the world wanting to be Big Boss tryhards without realizing that everything from his CQC tactics to possessing a shit load of guns is completely impossible.

Yeah, last time I remember, only Solid and Liquid had an IQ of 180.

>Albert Einstein ask for money to the president to make an atomic bomb before the germans
>he failed
>his unified theory ended up being a poor implementation of an integral idea of everything
Wow, what a genius.

Einstein was a plagiarist and the stuff he didn't steal was either heavily flawed or flat out wrong.

>Big Boss > Albert Einstein
lolwtf

also, one man mission are not possible IRL unless there is no possibility to return alive. There is a reason why even sniper team work in "teams" and not alone.

if snake was such a smarty pants y didnt he just outsmarts his enemies?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

mastur cheef shoot his guns and the eminems die, but when big bong shoot his gun he cries about his mom or sum shit ROFLMAO /flex

cheef 1
bong 0

like, infinity bajillion fuccking zereos

Big Boss tryhards exist because of how sexy and plump he his. There is literally no other man on the world with a butt shiny as his.

mayb thats why they call it grounded zeroes because big bong (moar like SMALL DONG LMAO) because he can't goes outsides and hes gey lol

There is literally no other user in the world with a mind as gay as yours

Reminded me of that dad who copied his daughter's slutty photos.

look at me im big boss

woah im so sad inside i killed my mommy boo hoo boo hoo hoo hooo hey quiet instead of having secks lemme cry and grab my dick in a corner boo hooo im a big baby

meanwhile cheef comes in and has like every fukcing girlfriend in the universes and its awesome possum

fuck you boss ur gey /flex

At least I don't post fanart of Snake exaggerating his muscles with yogurt all over the place, mongoloid.

You confused the clone Snakes IQs with Big Boss. T b h Big Boss is a retard half the time who believes in Santa, is terrified of vampires, and believes eating glowing mushrooms recharges batteries.

>Big Boss is a retard half the time who believes in Santa, is terrified of vampires, and believes eating glowing mushrooms recharges batteries.
Really ? Made me curious.

>Big Boss
>180 IQ
How retard you?

Don't forget how people with magic superpowers such as firing bullets out of their skin with fucking electricity don't exist in real life either

It was stated to be the case with Boss but Solid was confirmed to have it. Really fucking stupid but there you go.

he also rode a flaming unicorn
metal gear solid is gay
people who get furious over its story are even gayer

>believes eating glowing mushrooms recharges batteries

But it does.

*Not* stated to be the case with BB

Ayo hol up
*autistically describes gun*
You be sayin
*chimps out on clone sons*
We wuz Einstein and shiet

pretty sure all those instances have to do with paramedic calls too. she's constantly going "uhhh right snake whatever you say" in a condescending way because big boss is a fucking joke character from mgs3 on.

Solid had 180IQ not his daddy

I've said it before, saying it twice,
OP is a retard. Don't pay attention

>Don't pay attention
We have to. Anything to keep a fur thread from reaching page 1.

How did BigBoss go from that long emaciated face to that thick rugged face ? Looks awesome, and Sutherland's voice actually sounds good.

The real Snake was Hayter
Kiefer killed him in his sleep, got fit, and snuck into his suit within one single night.

We are playing as two fake Snakes in MGSV.

Probably because in PW they had so little money at the start so they had to eat monkey soup

This is way, way better than Caramel posting.
Keep going.

Nanomachines

HAYTER TO KIEFER COPULATION

>Thread is on autosage
Why?