Let's say you manage to invite your crush to your room, she's super normie but you really want to impress her with video games
What game would you show to her?
happened years ago, I show her Mario Galaxy 2 and I'm still a virgin loser to this day,
Nintendo game is a big no no
I'd play a round of Smash with her, using my main Mr. Game and Watch, and preemptively create a chart detailing what I'd say depending on the move and how flirty the atmosphere is. For example, if I got the smash ball, I'd tell her that I would tentacle rape her.
I'd look at her dead in the eyes and say "Life is just a game" and blow my brains out with my father's revolver
You chose poorly.
Girls love Zelda, Animal Crossing, Mario Kart, and Harvest Moon.
>you really want to impress her with video games
I don't think this has ever worked for anyone.
dont play video games
put on netflix
dumbass
I invented a girl over and I played CUPHEAD and she was like OMG THIS GAME IS HARD and I was like I KNOW SO IS MY PENIS and then we fugged.
>invented
FUCK FREUDIAN SLIP
PLAY CUPHEAD
Doesn't matter.
She sees that collection of Transformers and she's out the door.
Rapelay
If she's not into it she's not the one for me.
Basically this times a million. No girl gives a shit what games you play or how good you are at them.
What fucking sperglord spends time with their girl making them watch them play video games? How big of a loser do you have to be when the only interesting thing about you is that you play a video game?
Damn I fell for the bait thread
if im trying to impress anyone i'll have to show them something impressive.
videogames arent impressive.
unless its something like guitar hero and you're raping the guitar like a madmen by which point your hand should be wreacking havoc inside her stench trench
my crush is a huge fan of mario kart, I'd play that with her
I draw a picture for her. I'm still a virgin, dating with tourettes is hard.
What do I do then?
talk to her
FUCK
I suck at that.
>implying i have a crush
>implying i can talk to grills
>implying i even know any grills
>implying i leave the house more than a handful of times a year
fuck off chad. we've reached a point where people think these posts are just shitposting
>impress her with video games
wot
>Mountain_views
>Eye on the mountain
Meta as fuck. She wasn't worth this beauty.
Can't I just show her my achievements/trophies?
Honestly? Just do whatever you can to make her feel appreciated and special. Ask a lot of questions about her if you're not already acquainted. Basically just make your time all about her.
Yeah, we all do. My advice is to just come up with questions to ask her. When she answers, ask follow up questions. It seems really awkward, and it probably is. You'll probably think you're coming off as super dull, but don't think about it like that. Remove yourself and your ego from the encounter, and don't hide your intentions. Do those two things and you can earn a lot of respect and admiration, even if you're a blushing, sputtering mess while you're doing it.
>impressing someone with vidya
That would only work if you made the game.
If you really wanted to play vidya with her then you should play something casual and that doesn't take much focus, so you can chat while you both goof around with the game, like GTA or something like that.
>That would only work if you made the game.
>first time i invited her to my room i showed her dark souls 2, nothing happened
>showed her Uncharted, got my dick sucked.
Honestly sounds like good advice. Thanks Chad.
Rocket League
#IDARB
Both work really well for me.
Watch me get the Captain's spare in less than a minute baby, HONK HONK
showing your Uncharted 4 will impress most people
>but you really want to impress her with video games
Dumb tomatoposter.
>impress her with video games
LMAO
She came to your room to fuck and you played mario while she watched. Of course you're still a kissless virgin.
Tetris grandmaster
>super normie
>video games
this is a trick question, right?
none, obviously.
maybe and i mean maybe mario kart or zelda, or if she's ULTRA normie, something like madden or women's soccer game or flight simulator / simcity.
hahaha fuck someone post the image
>coming over the watch someone play vidyas
>current year
Pick one. I can just stream it. This way she can do stuff on her computer too if she gets bored watching me play.
This
If you're going to be an autismo by trying to impress a girl with fucking videogames, you might as well go all out.
>your crush
>she's super normie
Then she's not my crush you fucking moron
My gf is an ultra normie and she watched me play Naruto Ultimate Storm games. My room is also lit the fuck up with anime posters, figs, you name it.
The only thing she commented on was the Ariana Grande poster.
>Get a gf after being a virgin all my life
>Thought I finally accomplished something with my miserable self
>Going great for months
>She has many hobbies I have and we're not uncomfortable with being explicit with our conversations
>Finally decide to move in together
>Bring my entire collection of crap I built over the years even MLP stuff for nostalgic factor and because I'm a shameless person.
>She tells me "no" and we have to give up some things to make room
>"Okay" and sell %70 of my garbage off soon after
>Keep anime paraphernalia still
>Over time she tells me how inappropriate my boob mousepad is for guests
>Takes down old posters I had from when I was a kid
>Slowly lose all my stuff
>Finally gets to the point where I can't even watch cartoons on my own paid Netflix/Hulu accounts and she keeps putting shitty reality TV and live-action crap
>Society tells me this is normal and good for you
>Feel more miserable than when I was a loner, hermit NEET
Is there any sort of winning in this world?
>being so whipped you can't even watch your chink cartoons
lmaoing at your life
>>Get a gf after being a virgin all my life
>>Thought I finally accomplished something with my miserable self
There's your problem. You haven't got a shred of self-respect.
>letting a woman take control of your life
If she can't respect your hobbies then she doesn't deserve you, it's not like you are harming anyone with your anime trash, she shouldn't care about how society looks at your relationship, she should care about making you and herself happy.
>even MLP stuff for nostalgic factor
I hope this is bait