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ITT: Official art you can't believe is real
Evan Perez
David Harris
I can't believe this thread is real
Cameron Price
I want to FUCK Salazzle.
Kayden Ortiz
Kill yourself.
Lucas Russell
Jesus what happened
this vs
Mason Sanders
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Brayden Gutierrez
>pokefags actually fap to this
Wyatt Watson
>salandit gets revealed early
>everyone shits themselves over the description
>expect salandit to be the next big thing
>Then Salazzle is revealed...
Dylan Butler
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Levi Torres
Salazzle was pretty much exactly what I was expecting after the description, and like it or not, anyone who wasn't expecting something like it after seeing the description was downright delusional.
Jordan Parker
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Nolan Garcia
When did pokemon become so sexual
Grayson Gonzalez
They know their audience has a large quantity of zoophiles.
Alexander Johnson
despite that there's barely any r34 of her wtf
Kevin Bailey
Since forever. Gen 1/2 lengthed a lot of skirts outside Japan. Other gen 7 face, there's a female looking roach thing named Pheromosa who's shiny makes it look like its wearing leggings.
Robert Rogers
i'll take one for the team
Julian Thomas
nigger that ain't no pokemon
Evan Ramirez
Where in this thread does it say "Pokemon official art you can't believe is real"?
Jaxson Ross
There'll be one inside her soon enough~
Hunter Hernandez
Exactly. So why the fuck did he post that?
Daniel Richardson
since the anime was made
Thomas King
You didn't notice the tits on Jynx back in gen 1?
Christian Peterson
Not him, but I'm pretty sure that's art drawn by an official Megaman artist.
Jose Martinez
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Josiah Sanders
fuck off
Eli Foster
>thread subject is official art
>redditors post fanart
smdh tbbqh pham
Luis Scott
There are more people out that that want to fuck a charmander and you know it
Camden Jones
It was always there.
youtube.com
Andrew Hernandez
Now I wanna know what the post you replied to was before getting got
Gavin Wright
>HEY KID,THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS
Jose Rodriguez
One of those lewds that an old official Mega Man artists did of Tron Bonne.
Nolan Ramirez
It's always been like that, Generation 7 just made it way more blatant than it was before.
Luke Scott
Tron Bonne tied up with someone peeling tape off her genitals.
Drawn by one of the official Megaman artists.
Gets posted every single time these threads come up, nothing special.
Brody Ross
Thanks for ruining my life, Nintendo.
Jackson Barnes
why does it have to be reptilian
it should have been a slutty bird, they're known to put out more
Xavier Hill
how is your life ruined
Christopher Ward
>What is Swanna
Jack Morris
>everyone draws Salazzle close to average human size
>get curious, look up actual size
>3 foot 11
>seductive lady lizard womanlet
This should not make her more attractive.
Dominic Sanders
It's not really, but no-one can learn my secret.
John Lopez
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Gavin Williams
is the name a fucking wordplay on Sleazy?
Jaxson Morales
because kobolds
not sexy
Dominic Flores
salamander + dazzle
Brandon Gomez
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Chase Morgan
Fuck me
Logan Price
i got my gf to wear a tail bugplug once. closest ill ever get probably. had to ease into and and downplay furryness. just be like "yeah i wanna fuck a non-human like an elf or generic alien with blue skin type of thing" and slowly escalate it to "captain kirk fucked a furry lion alien i wonder how that felt"
Leo Richardson
squirrel + turtle
but also "squirt"
so may be
Colton White
she's more seductive in her animation honestly, still art, like most 3D-era Pokemon, don't give them justice
>squirrel
no only autistic online faggots say that, squirtle doesn't even have a squirrel's tail
Eli Morgan
I'm not interested in fursuiting, although it would be cool to have a girl who was into roleplay.
Leo Long
This is the kind of shit I would make for fun and just post online anonymously, people don't actually pay money for this, right?
Aaron Ross
it better get posted soon senpai, I'm starting to dry up here
Luis Evans
....I......I would pay money for it.
Anthony Martinez
I don't know, I think her bedroom eyes are still plenty good on that official art. Seeing her move is still the best, though. I do refresh with her more than is necessary.
Nicholas Cook
they're japanese bro
they probably think beavers are squirrels
Parker Edwards
Nigga, there's other shit out there, for FREE! No-one's taste is so selective that they only fap to one artist.
David Carter
boards.fireden.net
Wow that was hard. Just open the one spoilered image.
Benjamin Rogers
Not that user, but it's Squirrel-ish. But obviously it's Squirt Turtle.
David Clark
I dont care about the artist, I care about hex maniac
Asher Baker
Danbooru: Search Hex_Maniac.
No credit card needed.
Gavin Nelson
thank you good sir
Xavier Wright
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Josiah Foster
i think i love you
Nolan Brown
>Still nothing post the Snek from Xcom 2 artwork
Jaxon Thomas
HIRROOOO
Jordan Cox
Have a good time buddy.
Liam Sanchez
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Robert Martin
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Jack Collins
squirrels don't have tails like that though, which is my point, they're more like a large flower petal/hal pitcher in shape
except Squirtle is an English-conceived name
not that it exempts Japs though, Gen 1 have really rough names like Ghos, Ghost, Gangar
Hunter Taylor
What is this, a fox booty for ants?
Joseph Wright
>tfw neogaf was triggered by this
Henry Garcia
The texture mapping confuses me..
Hunter Long
Did Rare know what they were doing?
Cameron Brown
Who?
Aiden Scott
haha
Carter Perry
>71 replies
>20 images
Xavier Smith
is Mario kart shilling VLC?
Adrian Murphy
Yoshi should remove his timbs haha
James Robinson
read it in his voice
Hudson King
>himukai literally makes loli doujins
Would that count as official art?
Adam Rodriguez
Nintendo really cares about being family-friendly.
As long as said family is formed with a lizard.
Parker Thompson
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Angel Green
Is yoshi gay, why does he keep presenting his ass. What are they doing to him
Jayden White
The game's characters are literal children.
Jordan Edwards
But so are you.
Julian Bailey
no u
Christian Sanchez
She's basically a kobold with pheromones.
Nolan Howard
I know its censorship but I still think he looks cooler with the jacket and shades on. It just makes thing so much funnier.
Camden Garcia
OH SHIT
more of her?
Cooper Murphy
In the Japanese versions of DPPT, they reference how people used to marry Pokemon.
Caleb Wilson
Never enough
Logan Hall
there's too much of her on e621, so much so that the initial months of S/Ms leaks were pretty much nothing but Salazzle while the rest of the Pokémon were left in the dust
Joseph Ramirez
>there's too much of her on e621
>shit-ass deviant=art tier disgusting anthro
I'm not a furfag
Adrian Martin
you want to fuck a 4-foot lizard, user.
you’re a furfag now.
Wyatt Young
It's Rule 34 by the guy who did the official art in the first place
he also drew Classic Roll loli porn until they asked him to stop.
Ayden Adams
Yeah, it's a fucking shame a lot of them aren't very good. It does exist but it's all sparsely spread out among typical furfag fetish images. Heaven forbid all I want is to fuck the lizard.
Xavier Long
>xeno
>scally
>fur
>another 4 chan retard
John Harris
Yoshi is a woman
Hudson Turner
>Incredibly fine fur
>Literal pixels in every inch of the texture.
What the fuck is this shit
Xavier Price
i like her tail