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>girl adds you after the match is over

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>girl adds me after the match is over
>it was my friend playing who was at my place at the time

>Rich Evans adds you after the match is over

>"girl" adds you after the match is over
>thats a really nice knife can i have it :3
>no fuck off faggot your voice changer isn't even convincing
>constant REEEEEEEEEE until you block them
girls(male), not even once

why are you people so obsessed with this Alt-Right channel?

Those are funny, a friend had added one of those, thought it was one of his grillfriends. So I accepted "her" add. Asked to "test" my 10 euro courier in Dota 2 I got in the beta phase of the game. "Test playing" a courier? WTF.

How are they alt-right? the seem pretty Apolitical.

Why are leftists so obsessed with defining everything they dont like as alt right?

>"user can you trade me that gun? don't have anything to trade in exchange sorry"
>tell her she can have it in exchange for a few timestamped pictures of her feet
>get the pictures
>instant block

>insult girl over voice
>she giggles and asks you to add her

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>everybody who isn't me is alt-right
you fuckers really need to stop

>everybody pro-drumpf, racist and white-supremacist is alt-right
I mean admittedly it's a #notall situation, but that's still like 90% of them

I do rando matches so I don't have to talk to people after it's over, fuck off

Got anymore red letter media gifs?

>Rich evans is my actual steam friend

How much money did you have to give them for that privilege?

rick and jack will add you to steam, but you have to wait until after the purge.happens every now and then.

>106.8 hours past 2 weeks
Is this the face of Sup Forums?

>be 26
>random girl comes into discord server because some of my friends are playing L4D
>she brings her quiet beta male friend
>get excited a girl came in and start casually shooting the shit with her after a few minutes of gauging the situation
>she seems pretty cool and she insists on adding me on skype
>log into skype and she instantly starts messaging me
>we slowly abandon the Discord server and spend evenings in private calls, playing vidya and chatting about random stuff
>she talks a lot, non stop for stretches of 5-10 minutes at a time (not kidding) with me saying nothing
>dont mind because it allows me to mute myself and DUDE WEED LMAO without her hearing me coughing over the mic
>she talks about how her previous boyfriend used to fuck her in the ass and she loves it
>she asks what i look like, send pics
>she's receptive and sends me a few
>instantly notice something is off: cute body, cute face, but theres something about her features which are kinda masculine
>she's 18 and still in high school
>invite her to a group chat once and my friends also think somethings off, they note her voice is a little deep
>i refer to her as "her" and "she" in the party
>afterwards we're back in a private chat
>"user, you know I'm a boy, right?"
>"N-nani?!"
>"hehe yeah, i'm a boy"
>"Wait...so are you like...trans or something?"
>"Nooo, i thought i was; but i just really like looking feminine and cute :D"
>"o-oh...ok thats cool"
>"That's not a problem, is it, user?"
>expanddong.gif
>"no, of course not!"
>"Hey user, do you have kik?"
>"What? No? I used to. My girlfriend and I would send lewds to each other,"
>"hehe yeah thats why i use it, but i dont have a bf, i just like sending dirty pics to my friends :D"
>"haha ok thats cool!"
>sweating now
>"yeah and if you ever want any pictures feel free to ask :D"
>"s-sure. why not? feel free to send some over"
>"ok, user, but my only rule is you have to send pics back"
>"o-ok"
>he sends his boipucci

>Get introduced to player.
>All their mannerisms points to being a girl.
>Over the course of getting to know the player it more and more points to it being a guy.
>Now thinks he thinks I'm a girl.
>Can't be bothered to correct it.

I watched this channel for years before I learned that Rich Evans plays video games, and he doesn't play like other old faggots. He actually has great taste, plays both new and old vidya, plus he doesn't completely suck at video games.

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>I send my meatstick
>"oh my god user, you have such a nice uncut cock"
>"t-thanks. you're very sexy, desu"
>"aww really??? :D"
>"heh, yeah, and desu, im kinda turned on right now after seeing those pics."
>"hehe how turned on, user?"
>"enough to make me stroke my cock right now"
>hear him get choked up, his cute boyish voice cracks
>"ah. m-me too, user"
>it's midnight
>spend the next 3 hours edging and taking pics back and forth
>miruku.exe
>i'm in love
>we keep talking, fapping together, sending lewds
>want to get into a LDR with him
>he doesn't because of the distance "but if we lived together i'd love to :D"
>slowly phase him out
>he keeps sending me pics without me sending any
>feel like ive been used
>realize im the one that put myself into this awkward situation
>go nuclear and start rolling back contact
>get busy so it happens naturally

damn, i still wish he lived near me

>play video and tabletop games with girl
>hang out with her a bunch of times, though always in the company of other friends, no romantic tension at all between us
>eventually go jogging with her a few times because both of us are out of shape and want to get off our asses more
>randomly come across her on tinder
>right swipe
>It's a match!
>mfw

I've been staring at my phone for two hours with an absolute pit in my stomach. I don't know what to say to her at all.

>play online with older friend, his daughter and her boyfriend
>daughter and me joke around a lot, connect and laugh a lot more with me than her boyfriend
>try not to let it go too far
>her dad loves me and would probably prefer it be me calling her my gf
Always wanted a gamer girlfriend and she's adorable and fun, but I have to respect her relationship as it stands. It does make me wonder

Got her number? Call her and ask her out on a date. You want it, she wants it. Your disbelief and awe are the only things holding you back. Just fucking do it

>Is that an NES? I love old video games!
>Let her play SMB1
>Dies to the first goomba

dude.

>get added by vg players who are good as fuck

>plus he doesn't completely suck at video games
I was going to post a laughing_anime.jpg, but I realize compared to your average game journalist he's basically a god.

tell her, Want to come over so I can feed that fat ass?

Ahahaha FAGGOT

>randomly come across her on tinder

Don't speak, act and that act should be triple wrapping it cause tinder whores are a biological grenade.

why the fuck did I got a boner from this jesus fucking christ

>never get added
>never get hatemail

Jesus Christ, 1342 hours on XCOM, almost 500 hours on XCOM 2, 50 hours recently on Sims 3....last online 40 min ago...Rich do we need to talk? As are you okay?

This is not the habits of a healthy man. Rich confirmed for needing to play games about micromanagement because his life is chaotic.

Faaaag!

I've been in Steam since 2009 and I only have 1 person on my friends list and it's my brother. Hasn't logged in since 2015.

I'll help you out, user. It's all in your head. She isn't nearly as attracted to you as you are to her. Just because a girl gets along with a guy doesn't mean she wants to fuck him. Don't ruin perfectly good friendships just because your fantasies are interfering with your perception of reality.

>Girl adds you after the match is over
>It's actually a girl
>They have unacceptably bad taste in games and you end up removing them based solely on the fact they were playing a turd so awful you couldn't control your own reflexes.

>Be the only person in a group who doesn't suck the girl's dick (figuratively)
>Because of that the girl ends up talking to you and "liking" you the most
>The group gets pissed at you and it causes trouble

You can literally never win when girls are involved

Don't judge a bro's gaming habits.

Alright, you hooked me. I'll look at his data.

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>Co-op and multiplayer bro ditched you like nothing as soon as he got a girlfriend.
Why is this allowed?

same

I do, we usually talk on the phone to set up our weekly jog or our gaming nights. I'm just really surprised she matched me because I thought we were just friends.

they literally have a skin head on their show.

Oh, 9/11 and AIDS jokes. Yeah doesn't seem Alt-Right to me lads.

xd

>140hrs in Shadow Of Morder
>Currently In-Game Rainbow Six Siege

Jesus Christ, he plays too much vidya, I'm starting to doubt if its really him or just an imposter cause he plays more games and longer than I do.

I just want Rich to know he is loved and if he finds his life stressful then he should remove things from his life that contribute to it.

>bust ass making sets and props
>forced to play the fucking chooch for easy laughs

Rich doesn't deserve to be bullied.

>Girl carries you to victory
>You mistakenly think she is a guy
Never happened to me but a friend of mine once told me this

Alt-right is not a synonym for politically incorrect you massive fucking faggot.
God, just fuck you dude. People like you are why trump won.

>tfw get added by an actual girl after doing a shtick in a game where I tell about how I'm a poon god and has spread my seed farther than ghengis khan ten times over
>keep up the shtick in a private chat for like 3 hours because we're having fun
>drop my character before going to bed to tell her how fun it was talking to her
>"wait, you were just messing around? i was worried for a little bit! that's so funny!"
>we talk for month and become pretty close
>she's become much less pride and a lot flirtier
she's a 19 year old NEET that's actually really fuckin cute and does not have many friends at all, online or offline
I think hit the jackpot lads

Rich is main role is the RLM set and prop builder. If Mike and Jay don't have shit for him to do, he just plays shit in the stream room until they call for him.

I don't think him living with his grandparents is a meme. He doesn't need to work because he helps out on BoTW and gets paid to do it.

>playing tera for the first time in a while
>party up with someone so our grind goes faster
>we become good friends quickly
>make tons of high school humor while playing
>add each other on discord
>fast forward a couple weeks
>made a server for friends and add the old friend
>everyone is on voice talking about e3
>tera friend joins the vc
>assumed they were a guy all this time
>we're both surprised we're both girls

>pride
prude, oops

I sometimes get friend requests from girls when playing Splatoon 2, I don't accept them because they're probably 12

>girl carries the game while i play the support class and keep her alive

This isnt how its supposed to be

>kill someone
>point down on his corpse
>friend request comes in
Every time

Femanon...

Support is actually a masculine role, don't listen to the haters

You chat with her online
Chad fucks her from behind

:)

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>play on ps4 some rainbow six
>find a good group with this high voiced little boy
>weeks go by and I notice everyone makes dirty jokes at the little boy
>just me and him when I tell him I usually don’t like playing with kids but he’s alright
>the boy speaks up and says user you know I’m a 26 year old woman?
>my face when I realize women play games too
>convince her to get under and we share our tinder stories constantly
>she manages fantasy football websites or some shit

Was a pretty cool chick, play together occasionally still

Yes

Sure

>openly mock trump
>alt-right

>playing Overwatch
>guy on my team was saying stupid bullshit so I tried to piss him off and I did
>after the match another teammate added me and apologize because that guy was an asshole
>we chat and I realized she's a girl, she also speaks spanish, and she lives in my city
>she's really nice and has a cute voice
>we played together some matches with mics (though I don't like to use it a lot)
>she invited me to some matches with her friends
>started avoiding her because I feel much comfortable playing alone and without talking because I'm introvert and also a fucking moron
Sometimes I hate myself.

>RLM
>Alt-Right

>I don't think him living with his grandparents is a meme. He doesn't need to work because he helps out on BoTW and gets paid to do it.
He's the set builder for RLM and gets a fair share, same as Mike and Jay.

That said, Rich is married, and his wife has a stable career.
Plus, while Mike and Jay watch movies during work hours, he plays video games.

Reporting in.

Dark Souls is great for that kinda thing.

I remember luring an invader to the dragon in Ds1 and him sending me a friend request after the dragon burned him to death. He even gave me his account detail so I could download Dead Rising 2 afterwards.

>NEET
>jackpot

You haven't heard about Mike "Put a kike on every pike" Stoklasa?

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once again
>have skinhead on staff
>9/11 jokes
>think AIDS is funny
>the fat one makes racists "jokes"

This is not okay. channels like JonTron, PewDiePie, and Red Letter Media are very divisive and most certainly seem Alt-Right.

Why is Rich Evans full name always used, instead of just Rich?

>meet a girl on F-list
>she plays as lolis
>play overwatch with her a few times
>maximum memester
>probably browses Sup Forums
>mfw she sees this post and calls me out on it later

I told you I'm not ignoring you damn it.

What games do you play?

I don't see a problem with any of these things. Maybe you should fuck off.

>>she invited me to some matches with her friends
>>started avoiding her because I feel much comfortable playing alone and without talking because I'm introvert and also a fucking moron
Hah, I do the same thing. I'm terrible with banter and I honestly don't enjoy it, so chatting on the mic with acquaintances is such a chore. Especially if it's a girl, they always expect you to be funny, energetic, and slightly flirty on the mic, which then makes me focus more on the voice chat than the game itself. It makes me seem autistic that I only want to talk about what's happening in-game. Not worth it.

forgot that they are extremely homophobic and insensitive to LBGTQ+ community.

>Mike is the boss
>Jake is the movie nerd and hipster
>Rich is the set builder and mascot
>Jack does editing

What does this unfunny numale do? Why do they still allow him to sit in front of the camera?

>start playing MMOs with friends
>girl and her bf come along too
>girl starts pming me after a few weeks
>gets flirty and we exhange pics
>she's a qt korean girl
>few months pass
>says her relationship isn't going anywhere and wants to be with me
>say whatever and we masturbate to eachother on skype
>still raid with her bf and he's becoming more of an asshole to me
>shit starts happening regularly after he goes to bed, she starts talking about her kinks
>she "likes to take pictures" and sends me a pic with a dick in her mouth
>flip the fuck out at her for sending me that
>she insists that "the pic means nothing to her and it's what she wants to do to me"
>turns it against me and spazes out saying I'm not being open minded
>start talking less
>bf breaks up with her few months later and blames me
It's alwasy fucking Koreans
/blog

>jake

>>Muh 9/11

When will you emotionally unstable ameritards grow the fuck up and get over it, talk about sleeping on a mouldy pillow

>play female character in WoW
>just be myself in guild chat
>people assume I'm female just because I behave somewhat civilized and help others out?????

Lol too l8 m8 you're still a FAGGOT HAHAHAHAH

>This entire post

Because he is the only one with a mono-syllable name.

TF2, L4D2, BF2 and neotokyo.

Same, I feel like I lose my focus if I talk.
Not every girl is like that btw, that girl in particular liked to talk a lot and wasn't expecting much from me.

>I just want Rich to know he is loved
You are aware he recently got married?

very cool

arent all women NEET by default?

except the ugly dykes ofc

>Play L4D2 in 2012
>For some reason 1/3rd of the playerbase is women
>Always play with a friend, and we were usually drunk
>This made things very entertaining for everyone
>Get friend requests from just about everyone we play with that we didn't kill or leave for dead
>Meaning we had about five or six different girls on rotation, each one basically eating out of our hands
>Regularly traded nudes, had one skinny goth girl that wanted to always wanted me to watch her on webcam when she masturbated while saying my name
>It ended up getting too complex and we ended up dropping them all in search of obtainable pussy and just playing the game
>Still chatted with goth girl for a year or so since she was into debasing herself for my enjoyment.

sry m8, you can't compete with the power of pussy (female)