Sony Paris Game Show #5

Stream: youtube.com/watch?v=LADV0465OFc

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It's nothing

Another zombie game

meh

its last of us 2

SAY IT WITH ME

S O N Y A L W A Y S W I N S

STRONK INDEPENDENT

It's day gone isn't it?

is this the last game?

QUICK

RATE THIS GAME SHOW WITH A HUMOROUS REACTION IMAGE

another womyn based gaim

FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE IS THAT FUCKING ZOMBIE GAMES INSTEAD OF DEATH STRANDING ISIN'T IT?

Lol probably, I forgot that game existed. "Highly anticipated" my ass

has there been anything from Fromsoftware?

GOD DAMN
Tummy tech has come a long way

Death Stranding?

strong womyn simulator 2k18

This show has been such shit. Post your favorite nintendo games so I don't get fucking depressed

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rate this shit conference without shitposting,i dare you all

WE HAVE NIPPONESE

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What did I miss?

Edge for the sake of just being Edgy

torture porn and grimdark vidya is so fucking tedious right now

awful

>They didn't close with KH3 or FF7R
>It's just a cgi trailer for TLOU2
It's shit right?

Press X to watch cutscene

Doubt it, they said something about highly anticipated. Nobody cares about zombie games anymore.

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

DIVERSE
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Damn... Games... Are... Art............................... Damn... Sony Won............... Ebert.... Lost......

>apostate

what did (((they)) mean by this?

Just fucking let her hang there

All these shitty movie games all look the same and have the same premise/plot points/tone/art direction, so it could actually be just that.

absolute shit.
i guess FF7 remake really is dead.

GOOKS VS HUMANS: THE GAME

BASED SONY!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MINORITIESSSSSSSSS AND WYMENZ OMG SO PROGRESSIVE LOOK AT US!!!!!

It was repeat of everything we know with no surprises though the games are not bad this press conference was not needed 5/10

HOLY SHIT HER ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!

gooks are humans though

See,i told you.
It was a lame trailer

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MORE LIKE DYKE OF US

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Hey at least the girl who is supposed to be strong actually has some muscle on her.

There was more good shit at the pre-show than the main event

>No FFVII: Remake
>No DMC5

Why am I still alive

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Who was the she hulk? Didn't look anything like ellie.

>every fucking trailer has nigger rap

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Honestly Sony probably lost exclusivity rights and are avoiding talking about it.

pic related

LMAO

I'm buying a fucking Switch, enjoy nigger spiderman and lesbian zombies

"lame"

Nope

allah i wish a muslim would drive his fucking car through the screen of this theater into the paris crowd

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>they've actually turned god-tier jailbait Ellie into the fucking gorilla
#4theplayers

Well that was a whole load of nothing.
5/10

I'm just glad they didn't close the show out with Days Gone. Why they're pushing it so hard I have no clue. It looks like shit.

New character or some firefly member

>no dmc5
fuck this gay earth

wow, its fucking nothing
the samurai game was the only one that was even slightly interesting

>THAT'S IT
EL OH EL SONY LOST

>no Ellie, literally the only good thing left in The Jews Of Us

can't wait for it to bomb

yeah it was.
>no context
>extreme suffering for shock value
>100% cinematic
its not even gonna be in the game

SHIT GAMES
>The Gardens Between
>Loco Roco 2
>Sims 4
>Bow to Blood VR
>Megalith
>Ultrawings
>Sprint Vector
>Dead Hungry
>Stifled
>Oure
>Erica
>Invector
>Concrete Genie
>Far Cry 5
>Destiny 2
>Monster Hunter Wolrd
>Detroit
>Horizon: The Frozen Wilds
>Shadow of the Colossus
>The last of us II

OK
>RESI
>League of War VR Arena
>FFXV: EI
>Guacamelee 2
>Spelunky 2
>SW Battlefront II
>GoW

GOOD
>Tennis World Tour
>The Hong Kong Massacre
>Sucker Punch
>COD WWII


so far....

This was basically a rehash of E3 and Gamescom, what the fuck? Where are the new games? Why do they keep talking about the same 5 games over and over?

>in depth look at anticipated game
>just shows pre rendered cutscene

fucking kys yourselves. gaming is dead

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just.....what the fuck?

anything cool yet

>the Asian is always the one that spits at people
I cant

>no games at e3
>"it'll be at the paris event"
>no games at the paris event
>"it'll be at the LA event in december"

NO
FUCKING
GAMES

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ELLIE IS AN UGLY BULL DYKE NOW
THX SONY

cringe

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>no joel

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Rap, pop and country are like the only super popular genres, pick your poison

Wow. Even worse than E3.

that was ellie,but grown up.

(you) fucking faggot

nope sony fucked it

that was shit

If you want an exclusive look at the last of us 2's gameplay go play uncharted 4 and don't climb anything or play last of us 1 again.

Amazing.

ITS FUCKING NOTHING

Lmao

remember when games were fun?
remember when games weren't about motion control gimmick?
remember when games weren't about muh traumatic abusive father situation?

REMEMBER WHEN GAMES WERE FUN?
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That game where you get to beat your daughter until the nanny freaks out looks cool

Final result - A+

Pros

>Game after game
>Lots of exclusives
>No speeches from devs
>No sales figures
>More games

Cons

>Far too short!

I missed most of the show was anything besides TLOU 2 announced?

>Monster Hunter World
>Shit

Fuck you

no face

0/10, I can play Spelunky 2 anywhere

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just one new game

you can't make this shitup

Well, that was about as disappointing as expected. At least there's a new Sucker Punch game.

Spelunky 2 and Samurai Punch I liked but the rest can fuck right off.