OFFICIAL LAUGH THREAD AT SONY PGW 2017

>0 new announcement outside PSVR and Indishit
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Western games fucking suck.

>what is suckerpunch samurai game

Literally fucking nothing

WHERE IS NI NO KUNI 2
WHERE IS NI NO KUNI 2
WHERE IS NI NO KUNI 2
WHERE IS NI NO KUNI 2
WHERE IS NI NO KUNI 2

probably the worst sony showing i've seen since 2007. they're an absolute shambles right now. watch how the memebox 1x wins the npd for the rest of the year

Post >yfw you didn't buy a PS4

Great movies coming out. When's the game show?

>he thought they'd announce bloodborne 2 at a literal fucking who conference

This shit doesn't matter. Just wait for PSX in december.

They announced a lot of movies. Why isn't this thread on Sup Forums?

Ace Combat didn't deserve to be thrown in with that horrible VR lineup

I just wanted Dreams. Just a glimpse. Another year of nothing.

>Western Game """""""Women"""""""

>Aloy in monhun
What the FUCK.

I'm really fucking glad I didn't fall for the Playstation meme

I keep looking at their shit and waiting for something like fun gameplay but holy fuck they just don't want me to buy the thing

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>yfw you thought the last trailer was bloodborne 2 for a sec

This is the only good thing about the event.

POST YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN NONE OF THE SONY MOVIES WILL GET ABOVE 95-97 ON METACRITIC

feelsgoodman

Why did I expect anything other than westshit on the Paris show

>What is Ghost of Sushidoku.

>No Bloodborne 2
>No Playstation All Star 2

Fuck my life

NO FUCKING FROM SOFTWARE WHY EVEN LIVE

J U S T

EXCLUSIVE MOVIES
ONLY ON PLAYSTATION*


*also on Youtube

>Le open world samuraishit
Original.

I bought one. I'd like to say I don't regret it but I didn't really play much other than Bloodborne, Persona and Gravity Rush 2.

Eh.. maybe I'll sell it. Switch is the future no doubt, fuck off with these movie games Sony.

> 3 Japanese games
>One is a multiplat with "muh stronk woman"
>One is a remaster of a PS2 game
>And one is made by western cucks
Why has Sony forgotten Japan

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Last of Us got SJW guillotined

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CURRENT STATE OF VIDEOGAMES

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a woman
wielding a bow
a lot of brown
survival setting
a cinematic experience

what game am I talking about?

>post yfw this conference

>you bought a PS4
I want to play Odyssey so bad.

>that TLOU2 clip
ZERO replayability because of unskippable shit like that

Fucking Sony has been showing the same fucking games for over 2 years now.

>he still thinks Sony would ever fund a Japanese game

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>tfw your console has cute girls

>things we already knew were coming out
>SOTC was cool
>"HERES A FIRST LOOK AT A GAME WE'VE SHOWED ALREADY. BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE."

Wow I literally applauded

This weeaboo samurai game actually looks good

Shame for the mongoloid gook faces, you don't have to be realistic

And the gameplay will be dogshit

THIS WAS JUST THE PRESHOW YOU FUCKING IDIOTS MORE GAME ANNOUNCEMENTS WILL BE REVEALED LATER ON

LITERALLY 1 NEW GAME

Here is everything that was shown off during the show (pre-show not included):
>Spelunky 2
>Ghost of Tsushima
>Briefly mentioned Undertale, Hellblade Sanua's Sacrifice & Horizon Zero Dawn
>Concrete Genie
>Erica
>PSVR Montage (Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, Resident Evil 7: Gold Edition, Rec Room, Apex Construct, Bow to Blood, Stifled, Smash Hit Plunder, Transference, Ultrawings, Dead Hungry, Eden Tomorrow, Monster of the Deep (FFXV))
>Blood & Truth (VR)
>Final Fantasy XV Ignis
>Farcry 5
>Destiny 2 Expansion 1 Curse of Osiris
>Monster Hunter World x Horizon Zero Dawn
>Call of Duty: WW2 (The Resistance DLC)
>Onrush
>Star Wars Battlefront 2
>Spider Man
>Detroit: Become Human
>God of War
>Horizon Zero Dawn x The Frozen Wilds
>Shadow of the Colossus
>The Last of Us: Part 2

Sorry if any are missing.

>Indiegames only count when they come to the Switch

anyway, I wanted to see something from WILD, that weird shaman game they announced 14 years ago.

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>open world tenchu/onimusha
I'm hard af

Bought one, still enjoying the assblast from PS4 fanboys.

>you bought a PS4 instead of a Switch

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Movies go to

My first thought

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Sony is clearly saving all the announcements for Playstation Experience 2017 in December

Still, Sony has no games while Nintendo has 2 10/10 games in 1 year

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I can't take this shit anymore.

WHY
SO
MANY
MOVIES

FUCK OFF I WANT TO PLAY GAMES NOT EXPERIENCE THEM PASSIVELY

>No Ni No Kuni 2
>No Okami
>Nothing from FromSoft

gimme the samurai game

>No Itsuno
>the absolute state of DMC fags
you got one chance for a 2017 announcment left, isnt it time you give up?

won't be buying it but being able to play as alloy is pretty neat

You stupid fucking idiots.

WAIT FOR PSX IN DECEMBER

THAT'S WHY THEY ANNOUNCE TONNES OF NEW GAMES

Stop focusing on a mini event in Paris you dumb shits.

>70 MILLION SOLD
70 MILLION SOLD
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70 MILLION SOLD
>70 MILLION SOLD
70 MILLION SOLD
>70 MILLION SOLD
70 MILLION SOLD
>70 MILLION SOLD
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>70 MILLION SOLD

AAHAHAHAHHAA

wew dodged a bomb there

sounds pretty sweet. i guess these threads are just jealous pkuks and nintendards.

God damn that sucked.

>horse/bow and arrow like 4 times

ENOUGH

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What part of "it's utter shit" don't you understand?

half smug because i dont have a ps4
half mad because no dragon's dogma 2

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Who gives a fuck what a bunch of literal faggots and blue haired fat cunts think

They will all love it because they are diverse and they are friends with the director

They are still shitty ass games. I WANT them to flop, so Sony would go back to making food games

>W-WAIT FOR E3
>W-WAIT FOR PARIS
>W-WAIT FOR PSX
THE STATE OF THIS CONSOLE AND ITS FANBOYS

>damage control

I thought it was RDR2 for a second. Then I remembered that Rockstar is too good for this conference shit.

I’ll soon be a happy owner of both systems.

NEW SAMURAI GAME IS LITERALLY ASSCREED: JAPAN YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
ALSO
>samurai game
>from cuck western devs
AHAHAHHAHUHAUAHUAHUAHUAH NONONONONONONOONON
*INHALES*
*WHEEZES*
*EXHALES*

god damn i really did just buy a bloodborne machine

So what were the big 7 announcements they promised?

J-j-just wait for PSX

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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why are 90% multiplats?

Damn, it's so much new games!

>Only games I've bought this year for PS4 are a KH remaster, FF12 remaster, Crash remaster, and Yakuza remaster

AHHHHH WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE THIS SOONER, I'M PART OF THE PROBLEM

I don't want to give up user
I still cry when hero asks if we will ever see Dante again

>MHW
>play Aloy EXCLUSIVELY on playstation
What did they mean by this? PC version coming soon?

monster hunter world, detroid become human, spider man, the last of us 2, god of war
SONY
WINS
AGAIN

of course if we talk about next year because nintendo dominated this one

S-SHUT UP!!

ofc

RATE THIS CONFERENCE OUT OF 10

2 just like how many games The PS4 has

they want us to fail. let them have this, we'll show them at psx. already got some NEVER EVER memes prepared.

Wait for psx bros

FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW

Not so fast

"most of what would've been revealed at PSX got moved to PGW"

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*blocks your path*

WHERE WAS LEGACY OF KAIN, AND SOUL CALIBUR AND PLAYSTATION ALL STARS WTF

>wanting to play a Wii U Zelda, a literal Ubishit Rabbids game, Splatoon 1.2 and the worst 3D Mario since Sunshine
Why tho

This, shit's ridiculous

>PSX is the third half
Whoa

>JUST WAIT FOR E3 THEY'LL HAVE MORE THAN MOVIES
>JUST WAIT FOR TGS THEY'LL HAVE MORE THAN MOVIES
>JUST WAIT FOR PGS THEY'LL HAVE MORE THAN MOVIES
>etc.

no
I'm done with Sony