What's your excuse?

What's your excuse?

My excuse for what? Use your words, you fucking mong.

Crippling anxiety.

>What's your excuse?
2D

But I don't live in a shitty apartment.

>only starts drinking after finding gf

All my social cues come from movies, television, and games thus when people in the real world don't act like how their fictional counter parts do I lose any semblance of how to communicate like a normal human being.
Or in other words autism.

Where the fuck do they live? Albania?

I'm going to be fighting in Afghanistan to fill the pockets of Jews and don't want a girl to get bored waiting for me and get filled by Jamal/Jody.

The only piece of furniture besides my bed is a desk. A chair too.

I'm only attracted to people better than me

I'm already alone with you guys though

shes cute maybe the artist should draw porn

>not wanting to come home to pound your wife and her hot lesbian girlfriend.

>Sup Forums - Video Games

she brought the wine from her place to share dummy, it's only 3 panels try and pay attention

I don't care.

I'm a misogynist.

What is this bullshit?

We all know is a horrible dystopia. Your elite are just wanting you to reproduce for their benefit. Don't fall for this retarded propaganda. Relationships are awful.

I'm not desperate enough to be with a girl that can't clean her room

I'm picky as fuck.

I would rather be alone than to be with someone I'm not seriously attracted to. I've passed up multiple opportunities this year simply because I wasn't attracted to them enough. Some of them are still FWBs though.

I don't communicate with people so finding a gf is not possible.

Love ya user

vidya is illegal in my country and girls are mormie fucks

Because I'm already married to justice.

I'm at the horrible point in which I'm too socially unstable to talk to people better than me but still refuse to lower my standards.

Cute raki

I don't have an excuse, I am dating a wonderful girl who enables my laziness and enjoys nights in just like this.

ugly and shy

Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you.

My mom says we can't date, since she would be betraying my dad.

That is pure bullshit though

But I have a gf

When I was a kid girls used to hug me at random and would tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys the found especially creepy/ugly. Also one of them started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.

Plus, I have vidya girls and shipping fanfiction to keep me satisfied.

I don't think that pic is real.
Also It's very hard to find a relationship with mutual respect that requires no compromises like letting vidya go or stop being a loner and go out with your SO more often.

>at really important part of dialogue in film or vidya
>wife talks over the dialogue with some bullshit like "I hate this character" or something not even related like "what do you want for dinner in three days"
>when I don't listen to her or rewind the film she gets mad
yeah real fuckin fun

>you will never live in your parent's basement and play video games with your hot lazy wife while your mother takes care of your children

kek

nigga I can't even make friends on steam.

...

Dating a tranny in a long distance relationship. Shits cool, she loves vidya.

I haven't spoken to a member of the opposite sex in an impromptu casual conversation (ie not talking to a store clerk) in several years.

I'm an awful human being who nobody could love

I have a small penis and am very ashamed of it. That's about it

im gay and not interesting

also

The second someone else I know starts liking something I like I start hating it.

>woman above 4/10
>tolerating you playing videogames when she is present
>tolerating you being noticeably out of shape

Yeah right

I gave up long ago. Some people are meant to die alone, simple as that.

No benefits, all costs. Go away, normie scum.

>too Chad to hang with virgins
>too virgin to hang with Chads
I wish I had the lack of social awareness to naruto run down the street

The best part about being single is letting loose dank farts all night and not giving a shit and masturbating whenever you want

my friend was telling me about how his girlfriend had what he called "hotdog butt"
where they had been out all day and she was drinking a lot and eating hotdogs and presumably having messy farts all day because of it
so when they were having sex he could see the stains between her cheeks and as she was getting more and more sweaty the smell started kicking up


if that's what being in a relationship really is, then I don't want it

I have very little to no desire to connect with a person on hat level. Im convinced people romanticize the act of having of a relationship = healthy so they can feel better about settling. Im honestly glad I dont have to worry about the nagging need to connect with other individuals.

I feel like that's why I love the Office so much. Michael/steve carell is exactly the personification of that. Everyone is trying to act normal while all he can do is act out his fantasy idea of what being a real person is.

Yeah, she would be asking him why they aren't doing something fun. You're supposed to come up with ever more complex ways of keeping her entertained and making her life magical. And she'll still fuck guys on the side and tell you to stop playing those fucking videogames as she stalks Chads on Facebook for hours on end.

I'd rather be alone, guys are too clingy

You must love yourself cause no one else likes you.
.....haha

Fucking THIS. Normie limbo is the worst shit. I don't fit in either enough to be real friends with any of them.

It's a terrible state of affairs.

>guy is out of shape and has a visible beer belly
>girl isn't hot but at least not fat

Why is society so okay with ugly guys but hate unattractive womyn?

caring about having a relationship is what women obsess over. stop.

They aren't even looking at their videogames. Maybe they should try to just focus on one thing at a time.

Between work, gym, vidya, college and piano, i don't have time or patience to deal with women.

>tfw no traumatic story like this to excuse my autism

unironically had this happen to me
>middle school
>sitting in class in some off-period
>girl walks up to me
>"Do you wanna go out?"
>Uh..
>"Say no, my friend dared me to ask you"
>No.
>girl walks back to her friend and she giggles about it

I've got nothing to offer.

>tfw I had this but she was a secret internet whore behind my back

I am just weird

You need to find other pseudo-normies and you'll have the time of your life.

Tough shit though because after all my years of chadding it up and being a total loser who goes to cons, I've found the grand total of ONE (1) guy who is like me.
I do have a lot of fun with him tho, almost to (no homo) levels of fun.

Chick crotches somehow manage to be even grosser than dudes. You realize sex is overrated as fuck once you've had quite a bit. If she isn't going to deepthroat, I'd kinda rather masturbate to some dank porn, really.

>secret Internet whore
Explain

Keep telling yourself that, bub.

>too fob to hang with white people
>too whitewashed to hang with fobs

I wish I came to the US when I was younger...

only way I'd have a gf is if we lived separately and she were okay with a lot of alone time

Ah, there's the rub.

Some people are not desperate for a partner.

>as she stalks Chads on Facebook for hours on end.
That's one of the most real and saddest things ever.
Even in a good relationship, most girls still lust after other boys because it's normalized by society. Like even if you are in a happy relationship, they still check out other men "just in case"

I know men do it too but not like women do. It's just so bizarre.

If this was real and the dude made an attempt at meeting someone also into vidya, he wouldn't be with a thin blonde girl, he wouldn't be with a girl on his level, and he wouldn't even be with a girl below his level, there's something about god-awful nerd hobbies that turns every girl online into a 8+/10 in their eyes

Where do you fall, Sup Forums?
Cyborg reporting in.

I have an air purifier in my bedroom that has an auto mode that detects the quality and adjusts fan rpm accordingly.
I also live alone.
When I fart, the purifier's fans rev up for a few minutes automatically. It takes a few seconds after the fart has been unleashed, but it always revs up every time I rip ass in the bedroom.
It never ceases to make me laugh.

I’m ugly and the only way I can get girls is if I pay them for sex.

>6th grade
>out riding my bike around town
>stop by a corner store to get a 50cent drink and a 25cent bag of chips
>most "popular" girl in class happens to also be in the store
>asks if I want to go out with her
>laugh, pay for my shit and get out of the store without saying anything
>ride my bike straight up hill to get as far away from her as possible
I'll never know if she was being sincere, but it was most likely her fucking with me.

The best part of being in a relationship is performing sex acts on each other while you try to play games or watch something.

All they have to offer. Plus it's a comic to make relationships look good to an ever growing male demographic that just plain doesn't feel like dealing with the bullshit that comes with modern women.
If you actually go outside, 9/10 Chad's are out with one of their many 6/10 harem members. Never used to be like that when I was younger. People always seemed about equal in looks.

Why would you even fall in love with a casual tablet user?

I'm about to become a wizard.

>tfw so far gone that this is arousing to me

there truly is no hope for people like me

I don't know how to flirt. I can talk with women absolutely fine, but I've no idea how to turn it into something.

Plus I have crippling self awareness thanks to years spent on this fucking site.

Beta.
I made out with a girl older than me in middleschool because of this very same situation.

I was an ugly fat slob back then too so it was just like my japanese doujins. The girl cried too which just made it better when I jacked off to the memory as soon as I got to the bathroom.

I've never met someone I wanted to date.

I wasn't interested in it, things just happened and it felt amazing. My excuse is that I loved once and now everything else seems hollow or inferior. I mean I'm still open to a relationship, but I honestly don't think I'll ever feel that way again and I don't want to settle.

bunch of online boyfriends, roleplay forums for ERP, exchanging lewd pics with guys.

It wasn't a big deal at first, I found out, call her out on it, told her to quit. But the fact she kept doing it but tried to hide it even after, that part fucked me up.

This test is so biased, so If I'm a virgin I'm automatically non human? What???

Oh great, he's a daywalker.

Fucking daywalking piece of shit untermensch.

>being disorganized
>being dirty
>being lazy and not working out
>getting in a relationship

I feel bad for your kids

>virgin
>poor
>neet
>schizophrenic
I got plenty.

I'm ugly

My excuse is im not a huge niggerfaggot so i cant make shitty non vidya threads on Sup Forums like most of the idiots here.

Oh gawd i saged on your thread

Many girls find beer gut attractive.

i don't have a decent spreadsheet laid out

Imagine how bad that house stinks