What do you want in your video game sir?

>What do you want in your video game sir?

can i get uhhh some good level design and story, hold the crafting systems

can I get some fucking decent bread for starters?

fuck off sandwich artist you're not a developer

just fuck my shit up

>only fast food near me is a Subway and subpar shitty local greek

Spyro and Hunter please.

let me get RPG elements, good music, good atmosphere, and fun gameplay. hold the QTE's and SJW pandering.

Uhhh, lets put some microtransactions ontop of a lootbox system. Make sure some of it can be gotten with INGAME currency, but the grind will be too much for anyone to bear. Finish it off with 30FPScinematic sauce please.

if any NEETs out there are looking for an easy job work at Subway. it's the most compact, efficient and simple job i've ever had. lasted 2 and a half years there, which is a long time for me.

>That'll cost extra but can do.

Open world please. Like as much as you're allowed to.
Oh and a branching story with important decisions throughout.

can i get some skeletons?

ye lemme get uh, ye, uh some uh, some combat, make it extra skill based yeh, uh, some plataforming maybe? and uh no graphics please.

I'll take an action RPG with extra quests and an insectoid race that's romanceable

Fun

>calling others sir
faggot

Videogame development is not a democratic process. Your options are shit or fuck off.

what the fuck kind of establishment do you think this is?

the progressive special
extra afro'd black women

>working for minimum wage

Might as well just stay a neet on bennies

Nothing. Just toast it. Can I have some oil too?

uhm... can i get another one of these?

disgusting

No worries, we're going to make one of these every one or two years for the rest of your life.

A first person dungeon crawl,

Cute bears

>Here you go sir, freshly made from a recently graduate, development team.

That'll be $60.01 plus tax.

20 hour single player with good replay value, easy on the proceedural generation, no loot boxes I repeat no loot boxes.

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Just an MMO with skill based combat and low fantasy flare.
>Want a lock on button with that?
Surprise me

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What is the Ham, cheese, and mayo sandwich of video games?

I want a JRPG with a dash of sci-fi on fantasy bread, some MMO, but without the online, with extra Britbong sauciness on top.

YAMEROOOO

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Got, it
>Order up: ONE GOTY

>But...., but sir that comes with the special combo offer. If I take that off, I can't give you our deal of the day.

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STOP YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING! YOU FOOL!

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Ummm *shuffles* ummm *stares at menu* hmmmm

this never gets old

So this is where all these cards meet together.

Do you have collector's edition?
It doesn't matter if it includes the game or not.

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Why is the bird sweating?

aye sup bruh lemme get uh nba2k19 bruh

uhhhh
original IP, no politics, surprise me on the genre
>it's fucking raw

this is the end

>subway in charge of vidya
basically we'll get a fuckton of cutscenes and not a lot of substance or gameplay. I'll go to my local sandwich shop, thanks

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gross I'd like to return this Wolfenstein 2 please

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Infinite is good save for the story mode though

YOU CALL THIS A FUCKING GAME? EVEN THE SONYNIGGERS DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT! I WOULDN'T GIVE THIS TO MY FIVE YEAR OLD WHO PLAYS MINECRAFT

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why?

I want the dark souls of rape rpgs

Fucking open world assholes. Thank for ruining gaming with this shit. Open world is empty. You decisions don't matter.

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