Co-workers start discussing video games

>co-workers start discussing video games

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Shoot them. They give money to EA and Ubisoft.

Fucking hate this bimbo

must be that hit to the noggen he got while playing with the lakers.

>co-workers start discussing porn

giv chokola milkies

>user posts thinly veiled thread to post a funny but unrelated webm

WHOOP WHOOP

HOW YOU DOIN

>co-workers start discussing life experiences you can't relate to because you're a withdrawn manchild who hasn't lived a day in his life.
>They look at you expecting you to contribute a story

This is why I hate the fact I am a nigger and am surrounded by family members who watch this shit

MK ultra
:^)

did he died?

CRAP

Also, does is thos bitch a weather-lady?

was that a bra that fell down behind her in the beginning? the fuck was that?

Her costume gave her "heat stroke"

forza
cod
fifa

every single god damn time, every single god damn person i've worked with

i had one over and he was confused how a computer can play games and not get viruses

>co-workers start trashish AAA game development

when will celebrities learn surgery isnt the answer?

Nah man that's wendy williams known for her talk show and big chocolate titties which may or may not be fake even though they probably are.
Also no she just had a heat stroke.

>that's so raaveeeen
>it's the future i can see

>co-workers
excuse me but can you non-NEETs please get off my board?

>Work in a hostel
>Overhear some city college kids talking about games in the elevator
>"OMG I'm such a nerd I played LoL for like 2 hours yesterday"

Exhaust fans were clogged and internal components overheated.

Underrated

>hate her entire being
>this happens

She looks like she's 2 seconds away from a Tex Avery wild take.

>coworkers start discussing politics but they're so clueless and their opinions so uninformed that you wouldn't even know where to start with replying to them without offending their stupid asses

go to sleep at night my brother terns on the news in the morning he leaves the tv on wake to to this shit every day

What's happening in the webm?

>surrounded by family members who watch this shit
fellow black user here, I pity you.

brain blast

Reminder Skeet did nothing wrong

>filename

floridians are all crazy

>Sodium Chloride

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>coworkers start debating ass or titties

>the janitor says feet

>Coworkers start talking about their plans for the weekend

source

>digital blackface
Stop it.

They slipped her MKULTRA trigger word into the teleprompter.

he hired children

Her body reacted to all the plastic surgery

What?

is this better

where do you work that not everyone is a titty pleb

is she compensating for the chinaman or something?

He looks IRISH LOL

That is fucking scary. Just what I needed, happy Halloween.

HOW (YOU) DOIN'?

Nothing is yours, faggot. Work for your shit.

Check out by yourself:
youtube.com/watch?v=w2APXqXf8fU

Only if you are an albino yourself. I'm going to need a dna sample, otherwise I'm informing the authorities.

Supposedly her outfit was too hot and she passed out.
The reality is that her ratings were down so she had to stage an event. Now her next episode is going to break daytime ratings records for the week.

>ass man
Man of dark complexion detected

mick detected

>not being an ass man
t. Seamus O'Reilly McFinnigan

video games

This is the absolute worst. Even worse is when a coworker lauds another for their stupid opinion and asks how you feel.

>Trump is gonna nuke California for voting for Hillary
>Did you hear about that user? I hear he wants to bring back slavery too.

They must be fucking with me, but I've overheard them talking with each other and they repeat this shit back and forth like it's truth.

that gave me a chuckle

what's the name ?

>coworkers start debating ass or titties
>I say abs

your supervisor says feet

>ass OR titties
>not agreeing on a healthy mix of both
whether it's up top and in front, or down low in the back, a girl that looks like two watermelons on a broom stick doesn't have what I'd call an attractive body.

>hunter casts Far Sight

vidya gems

...

>it that one guy with anime tiddies mouse pad

It's a shame The Soup doesn't still exist, they'd have a fucking field day with this.

>A or B
>durr how aboot.........BOTH!!!
I fucking hate retards like you. You are given two fucking choices. Someone pulls a gun to your head and forces you to chose one of those TWO options. What is so hard to understand? Two choices, one or the other. You can't write in your own to be a special snowflake for fucks sake

>work at restaurant
>tipping out at the end of night with calculator on my phone
>coworker is watching.
>phone goes to 15% and notifies me, i close it away pretty quickly and get back to-
>coworker: hey was that a reddit notification? Do you use it too?

Wendy Williams haveing a stroke
Same this happens all the time but this coming from a mixed

>"what kinda girls do you like user?"

oh boy cant wait to share i absolutely love 13 year old virgin pussy

>Uni class, graphic design, assignment is to make a magazine, topic to be chosen by us.
>This dude choses videogames. Cover photo is a big ass pic of PUBG
>I start flipping through the pages
>normieshit everywhere. lol, battlefield, cod, gears, etc.
>Dude notices me checking his mag.
>"Ey bro, you like videogames?"
>"Yeah, I play mostly indies and japanese shit, but yeah. Cool mag btw"
>"Thanks!"
>We have a fruitful and pleasant talk about videogames
>We apreciate eachothers tastes and differences
>We exchange criticism regarding our designs.
>Leave the class talking about music, we schedule beers for next week.

You dont have to be so autistic.

>supervisor starts talking about anime and how subs are better than dubs
>asks me if I know the show "my hero academia"

Don't call yourself a nigger.

Actual spit out my beer.

When people ask me that I say "petite girls".

...

holy fuck

ew I'll never understand pedos. kids are icky. they can be sometimes fun to hang out with but undeveloped bodies are disgusting. plus their knowledge about sex and emotions is so small you might as well be fucking a well-developed(body-wise) retard

>unironically being a pedoscum

I don't know who she is but she looks pretty hot

lmao you may as well say "I'm a pedo at this point". "petite girls" sounds sketchy as fuck.

10/10 made me choke

>worked at McDonald's for 6 months when i was 18
>had a fat gay cuban manager who played competetive pokemon

>talking to fem friend
>asks what I'm doing
>trying to finish Silent Hill
>turns out she played it as a kid
>played all the other games too when she got older
>mfw
She helped me with the Piano puzzle too

>it's Fifa/CoD/AssCreed talk

That's every filename thread ever made here.

>The Soup doesn't exist anymore
WHAIT, WHAT?

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Not really. A lot of people like actual petite girls.

>Hired new manager
>he admits to playing video games
>Ask him what his favorite 3 are
>Dues Ex
>Sonic&Knuckles
>Doom

what even constitutes "petite"? is it just short+small tits?

>co-workers start discussing sex

>things that have never happened, and other political shitposts, by user

Short and thin

too many hoes in my motherfuckin meal
askin if how i know how a motherfucker feel