Why aren't you playing_Paragon, Sup Forums? It has actual_graphics

Why aren't you playing_Paragon, Sup Forums? It has actual_graphics.

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Are you the same faggot who keeps cumming on his switch while playing splatoon?

>tfw small dick

I'll probably quit since they're dumbing the game down because idiots don't know how to play.

itkf

I hope that's a woman's hand. It looks very soft.

Because I'm a faggot who'd rather suck your dick.

Very cute cock, would suckle gently

>6.8 inches
You think that's impressive...?

nice dik

Too bad you don't have an actual penis.

>using a ps4 box
lmao

>length fag
enjoy your 8in long and 2 in thick dick

>being a chodefag
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

5.5" small
6.5" below average
7.5" average
8.5" above average
9.5" big

lol nice jewdick

>cutfags

>pencil dick

didnt see the dick and opened the image to look at the bullshit on the back of the box. fuck off.

>6 inches around
>pencil

you can't get into perspective

>_
Did the original phrase got filtered?

>i got trolled exactly as OP planned
>somehow think that declaring this makes you seem in the right
kill yourself

Ew

Probably the most boring dick i ever seen in my life. The game doesn't help the picture either.

>tfw will never be unmutilated
I want to fucking die

elaborate

>didnt see the dick
Lol, who you kiddin gayboi

>being a girthfag
Thinner cocks are best for boipusy and deepthroating, only women care about girth

he tricked me into seeing his dick, i am in the right you cunt

My penor is longer but I got some skin problem which is also on my penor, half lottery half curse

>implying a 2in dick is fun to be fucked by or going down in it

Post your penor.

>when americans show their mutilated jewed dick

Don’t mind it being so red I’d just jerked it to death

I'm literally too much of a slut to care. As long as a dick isn't obviously diseased or literally a micropenis, I'm equal opportunity for all men.

bump

Hot.

ok but check my 5

...

disgusting

fucking sluts in this board

Aim for better dicks
Get some one with a perfect square ratio dick
5in long by 5in thick in circumference, you will moan like a girl
Also no cutfags

tfw only 4 and a half

Also got this comedic one, I’m a grower

Kek this

Is the skin problem just having a huge red dick head? cause that is not really a problem

If your penis size starts with 5 than you're a dicklet

Best thread on Sup Forums at the moment

Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag).
LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF AND DIE AND ROT IN A SHALLOW GRAVE YOU WASTE OF HUMANITY, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH THAT OTHER PEOPLE COULD'VE USED AS A FOOD SOURCE. I WISH YOU WERE FUCKING DECAPITATED.
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Phew, lucky me, mine starts with 4.

Clean your dick you gross fuck.

a long dick like that means nothing if it looks fucking awful

No, there’s a real problem on the other side, it’s some genetic skin fuckup

just kys and pray you reincarnate with a bigger one. It's time to roll those dice user.

Why are boys so weird?

Did god give you a cute body? then start buying skirts user, you werent made to be fucking girls

Anything under 5 is basically a clit

trim and pull your skin back, faggot

Double lucky me that I crossdress and am submissive then.

lol
this dicklet

What does foreskin feel like ;_;

Honestly? Because its a lot of fun.
Doing weird shit like this is fun.
Doesn't hurt anyone.

You know how girls are trying to make their vaginas a HUGE thing on social media, specially around feminists?
We are all kind born like that, but we prefer to make it funny instead of a conversation point
Also our phallic shaped things are more abstracts so no one who is not looking right at it wont realize its just a gigantic dick
ever saw a Dodge Viper? that thing is a dick on wheels, LOOOOOONG hood with a small bubble cabin, its a dick and balls

I will try to be photogenic for my next pig, I was in a hurry when I took that

Moist

rusty milk & coins

>7.5" average

White people. ladies and gentlemen.

holy shit that's a small dick OP

>Build in pocket pussy
Just great as you can imagine.

Why ask? Start restoring it and feel it yourself. Even if it isn't the real deal it gets close enough.

pick not pig

Holy fuck, why is this thread still here?!

fucking amazing desu

REMINDER MODS THAT YOU HAVE TO BAN ALL RACIST POSTS! REMINDER!!!!!!!!!!

Because it's a holiday and mods are normies

any other straight guys here hate looking at dicks but looking at balls is kind of hot.

>cut
embarrassing.

it's a smart place to store snacks during winter

because we are actually comfortable with having fun and goofing around when there arent women present who ruin everything and make us hate each other

sorry but he's right, your dick looks fucking terrible
i'd consider ending your life as soon as possible

Gay

More please!

What about this?

I dunno how you can jerk off without one..

Post more cocks

you can pretend I have a small dick and deflect all you want but if a girl throws up when she just looks at your cock instead of cause she's gagging on it then you have problems

>shemales DO exist

t-that's kinda cute

source please god

I hope everyone isn't gay in 2018

Imagine being so gay, you post a pic of your dick on Sup Forums of all places to fish for compliments

It's only going to get gayer

a-are you a girl

ok i gotchu senpai put a condom on, boom its a foreskin but make the top abit open and jerk it you will feel super good this is why we get horny more than the abnormal people

>grower
>girth/circumference is almost the same as length so it also looks smaller on top of that

It's not fair, lads.

can we please get back on topic?

>it's Loli guys! Loli!

you are a pedophile.

>dicklet samefagging this hard
this is too easy lol, you guys are the easiest people to troll