DU BIST EIN JUUUDE!!

DU BIST EIN JUUUDE!!

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Honestly that was really hamfisted. What kind of retard has been living under the thumb of the nazis and calls Adolf "Mr. Hitler"? Like, has he been living under a rock?

>du bist
>nicht sie sind
dumpkopf OP keine und schlampe

what's the difference?

MEIN LEBEN!

No mein Fuhrer, I'm from Arizona

>huge technological and medical advancements like flying drones, super soldiers, and the ability to bring someone back from the dead with only their head intact
>somehow Hitler is still sick

>Implying Hitler isn't just a figurehead

Is there at least a secret mecha hitler fight?

>be from Arizona
>get shot

There's no way they're not building to Mecha Hitler in either DLC or the sequel. It would be stupid not to at this point.

I kind of like it, like it was a bit excessive, but the thought of Hitler living so long he goes on to become senile old fool, with nobody really really daring to oppose him out of respect

If we got that, I would buy Wolf 2 easily. Mecha Hitler too good

who the hell is this guy? He looks kind of like a guy I know but he has some silly looking mustache

Look, you don't have to acknowledge that it's good. But you can't deny the impact that the game is going to have on the industry.

give him a break, he was from arizona

Canadian here
What's wrong with Arizona?

>Mr. Hitler

Bullshit, that's too fucking funny to be real.

Parkinson's is an degenerative brain condition, it can be slowed down and you can minimise the symptoms with management, but it can't be cured. It will always inevitable get progressively worse and worse until you are a babbling mess.

>Jeff Snowflake from Snowflake AZ
>John McCuck

You're making it seem that being from AZ is not on par with being a Jew.

some pretty fuckin neato shit you can do nowadays with neural stimulation

god i wish that were me

BLACKED

>LOL HITLER PISSED HIMSELF :DDXDDX
10/10 Beth writing

It's all the marketings fault
pls buy game or u nazi shitlord racist

If you can afford it. Plus I'm sure the Nazis have more on their plate to worry about like conquering the bits of unconquered world left, and managing an entire planet and two colonies in space, while also dealing with a giant American GI whose only purpose in life is to make sure his two kids are born into a better world, i.e. a world without Nazis.

That and there was that one user's theory saying this is a Hitler that was brought back from the dead by Science/Black Magic after Wolfenstein 1, but it didn't help his brain to well.

Otherwise, if you did the math with Hitler's birth year, the guy is 72 years old in this game, All the stress and shit combined with age, there's a good chance he's just going senile.

an arizonian

>Possibly the most important game of 2017
>#NoNazis
Do they think this game will have a role in some sort of resistance against rising right wing sentiment in the US? It's just a videogame, videogames aren't political.

Literally just polite vs casual form.

>Possibly the most important game of 2017

It could've been cooler though. Also no mecha hitler fight was just pure bullshit

>i.e. a world with communism
ftfy, how long till Machine figures out that communism has never worked, and they've just doomed every single one of their """good guys""" to a life of poverty and hunger?

That was a quote from the commercial I keep seeing on television, I've never bothered to read who it is from.

>>Possibly the most important game of 2017
I'll be nice and say let's not go THAT far, but I agree with your second part, a Wolfenstein game, a game about a man who goes into Secret Nazi places and kills any man and woman who bears the Swastika on their arm, but WITHOUT said Nazis? That would be a weird Wolfenstein game for sure.

No fucking way i don't believe you

I wasn't even talking about that, I was talking about why it seems the Nazi Government, whatever that is in the Wolf universe, doesn't seem to care too much for their Fuher's health outside of "not dead".

But hey here's a (you) for your troubles.

Hello, Mr. Hitler.

Do Americans really think the Nazis could set up base in fucking VENUS by 1964 if they won?? Really delusional game.

Proofs right now.

And something serious, not something from some no name youtuber's/gaming journalism website that no one is going to give a real shit about.

This scene was pretty disgusting, I mean Hitler had been a world threat at some point, reducing him to some puking pissing incompetent just diminishes somebody who has killed millions.

Did you forget the Moon colony in the first one? Or the robots?

the developers are swedes, user. also who knows, the Nahtzees were starting to be really advanced for their time during the tail end of the war. guided ICBMs, stealth fighters, modular PDW's, two-story tanks, hydrogen bombs; if they can shit out detailed schematics and prototypes for all these in five years, I can see them getting a rocket ready for space in twenty. colonizing on the planet? probably not.

>not using deductive reasoning based on all the secret prototype technology they were developing at the end of the war
Literally if the US would have remained completely neutral (i.e. not issuing sanctions against the Japs and joining the war) the Nazis would have successfully taken control of the entirety of Europe and then eventually Asia. I'm not even saying that because "hurr Hitler did nothing wrong", that's just the reality of it. The US was the only thing keeping the Nazis from winning the war.

The new delet this pic

Not him but a Venus base is technically impossible. May as well say you are going to build a base on the sun's surface.
The writers for this one are pretty ignorant.

Hitler was on some hardcore drugs in real life, proscribed by a quack doctor whom I half suspect was trying to kill Hitler.

There is no way Hitler wasn't going to degenerate into a mess, he wasn't likely to live long anyways regardless of the results of the war. So I'd say that Hitler being a drugged up crazy old person is a pretty good guess.

Also, Hitler was nuts and was planning on building these.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1000_Ratte
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzer_VIII_Maus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster

Basically this. Germany would have taken over, would have rewarded Japan for their conquests (assuming Hitler didn't do the conquest of Asia too for yucks), probably go after Italy since he wasn't a fan of Mediterannians, and was no fan of Mussolini fucking up with Greece. Install puppet Facist states in western Europe, keep the peace, then go onto the next two big goals, building up the German Empire, and what to do with the Americas, specifically America itself. Would it be a Cold War with Nazis instead of Commies because America was working on the bomb and would have completed it's work eventually too? Would Hitler attempt some form of negotiation and trade? Would Hitler attempt to go for broke and take America too?

Who knows, he died hiding under a burning Berlin.

I hate nazis and enjoying killing them.

>the word nazi nowadays just means "anyone who isn't a complete doormat"
Thanks, America

People from Arizona are kind of retarded and disconnected from the rest of the world.

I sincerely hope you wear your Nazi swastika outside to show how assertive and confident you are.

epic arizona is nazi memes bro. super ironic

>Also, Hitler was nuts and was planning on building these.
I mean, the Nazis already had the Karl-Gerat so none of those are out of the realm of possibility.

This is honestly one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen

How much money and materials would it have taken to built a giant fuck you rail cannon? How much in munitions would have to go in just to feed the damn thing?

How do you move it? Set it into position? WHAT do you fire the damn thing at?

What the hell would it do once Peace time hit Germany? Just sit in a military rail yard and rust? All that money gone to waste?

It's the current President

iirc, they had to build a new rail line to get it to fire it at what they wanted to.

>t. Arizona

I found it. iSpot link because all of the YouTube versions don’t have the text overlay.
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The quote is from VICE, to nobody’s surprise.

Even more wasted money. It's a good reason why Hitler lost, he was more facisnated in Super Weapon research than simply getting cannons and tanks and rolling in to do a simple job.

Sure it led to Jets and Rocketry, but it led to other projects that didn't do well, or never even saw the light of day. I mean having a giant cannon would have been well and good for WWI standards, but what's the point of having a giant cannon when you're also researching Nuclear Fission to create the mother of all weapons?

Nah it's real.