What did Ubisoft mean by this?

What did Ubisoft mean by this?

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steal shit like a nigger would

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i have prints of all those

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It appears that they had deviantart in ancient egypt. bottom left looks more like a dude getting his dick sucked.

That they scan murals from real life to put into their games.

I didn't need to see that

White women belong to the BBC

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Thats not real.

Right?

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apparently only the men were dark skinned in Egypt

Ubisoft didn't mean anything by it. Those are real murals from egyptian buildings.

It's not a BLACKED thing either, white skin was just desired in women and males were all quite tan.

AYO HOL UP

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Why is Cleo so tan then?

Do you have any proof to back up your statement that those are actual paintings from ancient egypt?

remember this game will be used in schools to teach history

Fuck why does this shit make me laugh out loud

It's already loss.. how do you not see it?

was their inclusion necessary in a game sold to and played by young men and women?

>burgers

I have seen the comparisons soyboy, men were painted a yellowish sand color, not African tier brown.

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Oh, that one on the right is a photo taken from thousands of years ago?

CALLING ALL SPACE NIGGAS

Probably not from Egypt but they were likely based on these:
iflscience.com/editors-blog/murals-pompeiis-brothel-showcase-sex-lives-ancient-romans/

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Yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=iEnFjYKqsp8

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Why are you such a prude user? Sex isn't evil.

I'm not expert in colors, but that's certainly not tan.

That they are retarded and put Roman artwork in a game set in Egypt?

>poo skin
>tan

It's almost as if some parts of the game is set in Rome or something.

You're acting as if Rome never had major influence or presence in Ptolemaic Egypt.

Why didn't they used this?

Devs were looking for an excuse to put porn into the game and justify it.

>tfw these drawings aged better than hot coffee

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because that's fucking racist?

>Do you have any proof to back up your statement
Dude all roman women fucked nigger slaves, why do you think their empire collapsed?

Why the fuck is the rendition of the left looking like zyzz with that hair

Fuaaark

I wish all these cucklords would get off my shitty hair/eye color combo.

What am I looking at here?

because this is better

dick washers

this, so much this.
it was ROMANS that subjugated and ruled over AFRICAN EGYPTIANS.

history really does repeat itself doesn't it, it happened back then ,and is happening right now.

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It's the cuckmaster combo though, everybody knows that.
If you're white but not natural blond, it doesn't work.

Eating out a woman back then had to be the most grody fucking thing to do

Circumcision. Not visually appealing.

the bottom left is a child having sex with a woman

It's a fucking fantasy video game. Why are you able to suppress your disbelief for everything else in the game but the skin color of its characters?

It still is today

for fuck's sake, Egyptians aren't fucking niggers

Blacks should pay repartitions to all the jewish people of the world for enslaving them

>meanwhile in reality blacks were cock washing slaves of olive skinned egyptians
really makes me horny

Every day we stray closer to gassing the Jews.

Ancient version of BLACKED?

I would assume there's some sort of research on the actual paintings that determined that's what color they were. After all, colors fade after thousands of years.

But it's just that, an assumption. Could be wrong.

Exactly. And yet some media is pushing this idea to make american blacks feel better (because real black slaves were brought from subsarian africa and had virtually no noteworthy culture).

Because of that, the WE meme, that if i remember correctly started with Age of Empires 2, do grew massively in popularity.

>tfw your dick washer does such a good job you have to pat his head

Inclusion of the Germans to their empire.

they're based on frescos from pompeii which admittedly did have quite dark men, but ubi made them a couple shades darker

Romans were sluts

not even my wife washes cock that good

Sounds like a doujin plot.

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>dick washer so good you pat his head too much, so they have to hold you down so he can do his job
What a trooper.

Thats definitely a Mediterranean man, not a african man.

and we all know why (((they))) made them darker

They mean that female Caucasian (Russian/Turkish mixed race from the Caucasus mountain regions) sex slaves and Greek women were highly prized fuck toys for the brown Egyptian men in that era. The fuck else do you think they mean?

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that pictures where the nigga eats pussy it's shopped by ubifags, it belongs to Pompeii and they are both white.

t. italian archaeologist

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poor lil black bois

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>shit game by shit publishers
>literally changed the original paintings to fit their agenda
you should kys yourself if you actually fucking keep buying ubishit games

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Why won't women rape men like they used to?

Yeah they make some good documentaries

T H I C C

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Ha, a black guy eating pusy. Now that's rich!

yea

That's literally the plot of AC, yes.

History's first penis inspection day.

You can't blame the cucks at Ubisoft, who have never done a real day's work in their life, for not knowing that the men in the original artworks were shaded darker because they were tanned from working in the sun all day, the only kind of work that existed back then.
There's no way for them to know that kind of information. They can't be blamed for assuming it was some kind of Ancient Egyptian Blacked porn. That's all they know.

Y'ALL WAS DICK WASHERS AND SHIET

THAT IS ONE FAT ASS

dangerously thicc
critical mass has been reached

The ultimate.

you think that shits bad wait till you get to the greeks. Motherfuckers pottery has all women white as fuck and men black as coal. Greeks were autistic.

Sounds like they just wanted to have superior BBC's.