>Mike Morheim gets on stage >"How's ev-" *loud ad for Destiny 2 DLC starts playing* >"We have a very special Warcraft announcement to make:" >It's another WoW expansion that will revitalize the game: THIS TIME FOR SURE edition >Palpable tension as everyone in the audience struggles not to cancel their subscription >*Snarky on-stage remark about private servers getting closed* >some neckbeard in the audience cackles because he's been paying money to play a videogame for 12 years and thinks he's in on the joke >"Remember that 6/10 movie nobody outside of this room and China watched? Well we're making a sequel, so here's a 3 second title teaser from the trailer" >The three people who clap receive a Hearthstone booster code >Speaking of financially unviable: Hearthstone still exists and you can still ironically invest unironic money into a mobile skinnerbox >A sniffling Mike Morheim gets back on stage >"Amidst all this excitement, we must not forget serious issues that plague this industry, like women not going into STEM and people saying nigger in Overwatch" >Everyone who doesn't clap is detained for microagressions and forcibly escorted to the diversity panel >Please remember Overwatch! Here's a Youtube video and a map, please keep buying lootcrates or I'll be out of a job, you toxic pieces of shit and don't you forget to tune into the Overwatch League this Thursday! >At this point women in the audience have learned when to clap >Diab- just kidding >*Third rate metal band starts playing in the distance* >"Another year - another great Blizzcon"
Ethan Long
Probably pretty accurate
Noah Roberts
>Diab- just kidding
hate that this is true
Caleb Brown
Are there any fans you guys respect less than Blizzdrones?
I think it's hard to come up with some.
Daniel Ortiz
I love how these greentexts are basically a shitflinging contest between legacyfags and retailfags.
Kevin Campbell
Blizzdrones are certainly the worst, followed closely by Bioware-drones, at least Bioware-drones have the awareness to admit that some of BioWare games are shit.
Jordan Smith
Whoa, it's like i'm already there
Andrew Martin
I actually hope they announce a new Warcraft movie sequel.
Anthony Parker
>that diablo lmao
Parker Turner
This. The first movie is shit because The First War is the most boring part of Warcraft's lore.
Anthony Taylor
I can see a movie set in the Warcraft universe being good, but a sequel to that fucking mess? They'd have to timeskip to the beginning of the third game.
Christopher Diaz
>We've added loot boxes to Diablo
Kayden Green
>Diab- just kidding
don't do this to me I feel sorry for the 3 dudes that work on diablo because they're doing their best but blizzard doesn't give a shit because they're not filling the game with microtransactions
William Anderson
"oh yeah we added necro and the new season (that is the same shit as always) will start soon, hope you enjoy! Alright.. next game"
Robert Sanchez
>leaked blizzcon script
Jonathan Martinez
>1 hour of new OW material How do you extend beyond gacha shit and a mediocre gunplay?
Luke Brown
i just want diablo 2 remaster its all i ask for how can they just butcher and completely kill such a big flagship franchise. just remember how hyped people were for diablo 3. i seriously think nu-blizzard holds a grudge against anyhting blizzard north made.
Evan Walker
It's just a matter of time until Diablo has nothing but a booth next to the restroom. Just wait until OverwatchCon 2018.
Jaxon Kelly
They also hate old WoW
Luke White
this is probably the least funny thing i've ever read on here
Tyler Adams
gib worcraft for!
Tyler Morris
Good thread Thanks for the laugh user
Christian Lewis
It will be a Thrall movie, the question is if they will show him becoming Warchief or just skip to the W3
Adam Perez
Hey I worked hard on it
David Stewart
sorry :c
James Long
>Mike Morheim gets on stage >"How's ev-" *BRAAAAAP* >"Wait whu-?" >Chris Metzan walks onto the stage and take the microphone >*BRAAAP* >"Hey hey it wouldn't be Blizzcon without Chris "Messpants" Metzan here"
can someone please finish this greentext story i've cummed and lost interest
Noah Garcia
They should do a movie about leveling and questing...would be pretty funny
Bentley Powell
that was pretty bad OP
Austin Williams
>the powerful women of warcraft >mindbroken witch that goes full genocidal on orcs and did everything wrong in the past >powerhungry dead elf whose story arc ended 7 years ago and just being dragged along >half naked dragon aspect, which were raped repeatedly by orcs for her eggs I stopped playing retail years ago, is there any other female that is actually important in WoW (Tyrande's ass doesn't count). I guess Thrall's girlfriend, but it says a lot about her character if I can't even remember her name.
Brandon Hall
Don't give a fuck about anything, just give me Queen and a cinematic for her.
Hunter Allen
>pic Christ what the actual fuck
Ian Long
All I wanted to do was watch the wow arena tourney but it looks like the vods are behind a paywall so fuck that.
Jeremiah Wilson
Well Aegwynn is important to Warcraft's lore but I don't think we've ever seen her in WoW.
Juan Nguyen
>blizzard >art of story telling
Ryan Jenkins
>2 melee-centered heroes in a row Don't see that happening, maybe if they release two heroes at once (which is even less likely)
Blake Sanchez
If they would realease two heroes at once they better be a fucking tank and a main support
Brody Williams
So how powerful is Lili
Julian Parker
Everyone forgot about Doomfist already and Blizz don't care about him as well, seeing how broken his hitboxes are. Obviously the best course of action is to release a better melee hero who is also porn-friendly.
Isaiah Hall
>Women of Warcraft
Alexander Turner
If you had put "people spamming emotes in overwatch" instead of nigger it would have been a 10/10 post because it would be entirely accurate. Getting muted/suspended/banned for typing nigger in chat would happen in any game though.
Grayson Hughes
Maiev could've also been a decent pick, but Legion turned her from "determent to bring Illidan to justice for his past deeds" to "ah who gives a shit". Is that some panda girl?
Ayden Baker
Hearthstone is pretty financially viable though. It and overwatch have probably secured funding for actiblizz' endeavors for the next 2-3 years alone.
Colton Rivera
Warshills.
Lucas Richardson
Yeah, but isn't for the people playing it. You can buy Overwatch once, come back at any time and still play at the same level, meanwhile you have to constantly play Herthstone to stay competitive and if you take breaks, the only realistic way of catching up is by spending money on it. There's no end in sight for that threadmill.
Jack Peterson
>*treadmill
Matthew Roberts
They have to atone for the fact that their ingame female characters aren't buttfuck ugly.
Adam Parker
>yfw it's a highlight reel of gnome&goblin sluts
Samuel Brown
>its a tier above diablo and hots
Dominic Cooper
why do they inist of having some stupid heavy mental band when nobody likes that shit, it's not the 90s anyone you stupid old fuck, nobody gives a fuck about what music you listeneed to when you were a kid. HURR DURR MUH BLACK SABBOTH. FUCK YEAH DUDE, I'M A CEO OF A MASSIVE FUCKING BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY BUT LOOK MAN, IM ONE OF YOU (raises fist into air) (devil hand)
Knock it off with this shit, mental is trash.
Caleb Adams
>is there any other female that is actually important in WoW There are no stronk independent womxn who lead wars of genocide against penis owners in the warcraft universe, so no.
Zachary Wright
get a taste you try hard nigger
Jace Peterson
>heroes of the storm panel >they talk vaguely about how succesful 2.0 was and show off a bunch of cheesecake skins, tease a few new characters, and show off a new map >still the best presentation
Andrew Wilson
t. skinny long haired prick who got bullied at school so he thinks counterculture is "taste"
lmao
Evan Perez
Tyrande and the night elves used to be cool, and then they retconned their xenophobia and gender roles
Daniel Howard
nice projector you got there pal. try not being a fag and actually picking an instrument and enjoying music instead of latching on to social stigmas that surround it.
Zachary Mitchell
>try not being a fag and actually picking an instrument and enjoying music instead of latching on to social stigmas that surround it. Funny because all I hear from metal heads is them crying about electronic music and how anybody can make it and people who enjoy it have no taste.
Jeremiah Wright
Aegwynns's ghost guides you through Tomb a bit and drops some lore for you.
Austin Cox
>those people act like obnoxious faggots >so i better do it as well you just come off as a bigger faggot every post please stop
Gabriel Wilson
> i dont like thing. > let me emulate thing as closely and publicly and possible to illustrate how little i like thing Shit like this is why I give no fucks about people who have a problem with centrism.
Charles Sanders
>> i dont like thing. >> let me emulate thing as closely and publicly and possible to illustrate how little i like thing You make no sense.
Jaxon Brown
Here. Let me spell it out for your retarded brain.
> (OP) >why do they inist of having some stupid heavy mental band when nobody likes that shit, it's not the 90s anyone you stupid old fuck, nobody gives a fuck about what music you listeneed to when you were a kid. HURR DURR MUH BLACK SABBOTH. FUCK YEAH DUDE, I'M A CEO OF A MASSIVE FUCKING BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY BUT LOOK MAN, IM ONE OF YOU (raises fist into air) (devil hand) >Knock it off with this shit, mental is trash. > >>try not being a fag and actually picking an instrument and enjoying music instead of latching on to social stigmas that surround it. >Funny because all I hear from metal heads is them crying about electronic music and how anybody can make it and people who enjoy it have no taste.
Does that help?
David Cruz
>posting an opinion on an anonymous imageboard is publicly loud
you are dumb, nobody likes your shitty rock/mental shit, fuck off back to your dungeon and play chess faggot.
Andrew Fisher
It's publicly and loudly *for you* I'm quite certain.
James Gutierrez
Way to be cynical. Well do what you want while we have fun.
Christopher Bell
not really, i never said that you did, so clearly you have some kind of frauden slip there friend
now fuck off and tip your fedora to some mladies.
Camden Russell
[confused negro]
Benjamin Diaz
You're not helping the stereotype that all mental heads are all racist white kids who commit mass shootings there friendo :^)
Jackson Stewart
>we're bringing back faction uniqueness with 2 new faction specific hero classes >alliance get tinkerer, who will play a key role in retaking gnomeregan >horde will get janitor, to aid them in their new role of cleaning up and restocking the raids after the alliance have gone through them
>alliance player: "horde get their own class? What is this biased BS?"
Jayden Lopez
I listen almost exclusively to Synth. If you're trying to upset me by being retarded you may want to look for a new mark there friendo. I have been here far to long for such shenanigans.
Hunter Powell
>cries about mental head shit >posts a retarded character from a show only watched by retarded mental heads
lmfao nice try fagg0t
Robert Bennett
The biggest problem with metal in general are lyrics that mostly on about "its all about rebellion man", especially in heavy and power metal. It can be seen all the way back to Black Sabbath. I prefer stuff about hyper fantasy - kill the dragon, save the princess, honor and glory, so Dio, Dream Evil, Dragonforce.
Brayden Hill
>>>r/reddit
Aiden Price
>gib worcraft for! Trust me, you don't want that with how they raped the lore through WoW.
Michael Nguyen
probably accurate. thanks for lol
Adam Brown
>Queen
Who is this?
Legit but forgotten tease, actual leak or fanficition?
Connor Clark
>caring this much about lyrics
People actually care about the lyrics in a metal song?
Jose Evans
She's the leader of junkertown. Not a leak, maybe a tease. That's just a poster or something that has her pic on it.
Brandon Russell
>Allcraft Live
Is asmongold the sperg going to be on stage? I'd watch that
James Stewart
>Not liking Metalocalypse Punkfag here: kys.
Juan Ward
>knowing the name of a shit show >punkfag >kys underage detected, please go and cry on reddit how your bullied at school.
Nathan Hall
>hyper fantasy You mean high fantasy.
Joseph Torres
you really want that after SC2 mary sue space alien hybrid princess?
Isaac Green
Not sure about correct term desu, just fantasy that is distilled to absolute level. Hero is human, orcs and dragons are evil, princess needs rescue, we do it for honor.
Ryan Jones
>"Amidst all this excitement, we must not forget serious issues that plague this industry, like women not going into STEM and people saying nigger in Overwatch"
Jackson Morales
How comes none of the leaks were real so far and we haven't seen shit in regards Blizzcon news
what did Blizzard plan this year, new expansion was due a long time ago
Chase Nguyen
>>Speaking of financially unviable: Hearthstone still exists and you can still ironically invest unironic money into a mobile skinnerbox
Isn't Hearthstone one of their most profitable games ever? Considering its low development cost and how much people put into it.
Samuel Morgan
People care about lyrics at all? Half the time you cant even understand what anyone says in any song because they mumble all the words together in a desperate attempt to make something that sounds rhythmic.
Ayden Gray
Gonna agree, this is more pathetic than Blizzard is.
Camden Thompson
>Diab- just kidding
Wyatt Campbell
Come one guys let us meme WoW2 into reality!
Levi Gomez
tied with post switch ninten drones
Brandon Wright
The movie is shit because the fucking brain dead writer/director completely ignored EVERYTHING from the games but >there are big green people and dey fight normal people They ignored the lore and butchered all the characters
Jacob Davis
>overcucks are real Overwatch was a mistake, it will kill blizzard
Josiah Myers
>i seriously think nu-blizzard holds a grudge against anyhting blizzard north made.
They definitely do. Remember all the rainbow t-shirts at blizzon? They hate the original diablo world and made fun of all the diablo fans repeatedly during D3's development. The way they killed off Cain in a low budget cutscene involving a butterfly lady was them spitting on the last part of diablo left. Not to mention Jay Wilson's "Fuck that loser" comment about the original diablo creator
Gabriel Hernandez
I am currently watching the movie also I started wow but was really really dissapointed that there is no actual mainquest and the quests are literally meaningless, when you can just do dungeons forever. Wanted to fully inhale all the burning crusade quests beat the final boss same with lich king, draenor etc. etc.
So what is the best point to get a glimpse about the lore of warcraft?
Caleb Gomez
Ps4 niggers are worse
Blake Morgan
Obsidiots.
Feel the compulsive need to shit in every rpg thread about obsidian rpgs being better.