*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to steal your Vidya.

Why don't you own a gun, Sup Forums?

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Because my country won't let me :(

I don't own any vidya. How's that smartass?

>needing a gun
>not having a katana for home defense
Cute.

I live in a private community with 24hr security. I feel bad for poor people.

Sorry, but we don't have american doors that are made from paper.

BOOM BOOM CRASH
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BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE PLAYING IN THE STREET GONNA BE A BIG MAN SOME DAY

>2017
>having physical copies

Good thing all the games I give a shit about are on steam

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>shit on hand
>eat it in front of burglar
Checkmate gunfags

Is this every American’s dream? Do they just constantly fellate their rifles in hopes that someone will attempt a home intrusion? Do they just thirst for blood 24/7?

GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE.

i'll give him my HDD and then report him for the loli porn he just stole!

YOU BIG DISGRACE

Yes? Theres nothing more satisfying than scaring a thieving druggie away

>Don't mind me, just pirating this house. If I like it I'll buy one.

I'll roll for seduction instead of shooting him

Because if I owned a gun then the temptation to use it on myself would eventually win

I'm more of a danger to myself than a robber ever could be

I wish I had a gun but they're expensive. And it seems like a hassle to get your carrying permit etc.
It's just a useful tool to have, for home invasion, or for anything.

>tfw no big strong man to break down my door, throw me onto my bed and tickle me for hours and hours while I squeal and beg for mercy but he just keeps going until I pass out from lack of breath

>No matter the thread sissyfags always find some way to interject their faggotry to all

You feelin' lucky, punk?

Why would he break into my house just to pirate video games?

Real life isn't a movie.

Using a gun to defend yourself is literally impossible.

Tfw no submissive trap to cuddle with while we coop cuphead on the couch

>Why don't you own a gun, Sup Forums?
How would that help if I'm not at home 50% of the time?
Also:
>steal your Vidya
There's plenty of 1 and 0 where they came from.
I have an insurance and off site backups so I'll rebuild my HW, download games and restore saves.
I might sound like a hassle but I'm pretty sure it beats getting shot or bludgeoned to death while trying to protect my collection of FIFA of DUTY: Doom creed.

>Gun
>Not having a combat knife and multiple tactical outlets planned out from which you can ambush intruders and collect their ears to use as a warning

>Bonk him with my bat.
>tie him to the bed.
>grab the lube.
the burglar knew the cops wouldn't be called that night.

Don't use the word "literally" if you don't know how to use it.
Thanks.

This. It's far more likely I'd kill myself than ever use a gun in defense.

>katana
>not nunchaku
you're like a little bitch

Because I don't live in burgerland and because there are close to no burglaries where I live. You Fatmericans are crazy fucks.

heh...good luck stealing my steam account bitch. I'm behind 6-step verifications.

>Using a gun to defend yourself is literally impossible.
No, not really. Not everyone standing against you is a fucking gorilla hell bent on ripping your head off.
Sometimes just waving your gun around is enough to show that you're not an easy mark (other times it's a good way to get shot, have fun deciding which one it is before you pull it out).

guns are inherently not safe and if you own one you should be in jail

I'm afraid that one day I'll decide I've had enough and blow my brains out.

>t. California.

Why would you do that? Are you white?

Interestingly enough, this is actually a major driving force behind gun control. People always talk about how gun death statistics are inflated by suicide, but suicide via gun are effective ~90% of the time, while suicide by other means are effective ~40% of the time.
Also call a hotline, man. They're free.

>login, password and 3 recovery questions and answers written on a post-it note stickied to the bottom of keyboard for extra stealth.
>security token lying next to said keyioard

>tfw only ever get people who want to play video games with me instead of using me as a giggle machine 24/7

KICKING YOUR CAN ALL OVER THE PLACE

>not having katana-chucks
Get on my level

>Le suicidal depression
Why is this so common on the internet these days?

*BING*
*BING*
"WAHOO!"

That's all it takes for a Nintenbro to break into your house with the intent to force you to play toddler games.
Why don't you own a PS4 yet, Sup Forums?

If I had a gun I'd keep it close at all times, just in case, ya know?

I don't see how not
>dog barking in the middle of the night
>grab your gun
>sees figures in the backyard
>fire off a couple shots
Even if you don't hit them, they'll run immediately. Then you can file a police report later

>I need gopher chucks!

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Only if you are cute ;^)

Because humans use the internet?

Because we live in depressing times.

You know the rules, user.

I've entertained this thought quite a bit, especially since I've been staying up late a lot lately. Wondering if I could just drop and undo the intruder's pants and find his little intruder

>not having a nail bat

plebs

Stream where?

But I sold my PS4 for a Switch and it was the best decision I ever made.

>Not having a board with a nail sticking out of it
It's like you want aliens to take over the world.

>Metal doorframe set in concrete wall
>Metal door with steel core plate
>High security dimple lock
>Locking mechanism bolts the door to the frame in 5 different points
>Requires heavy machinery to breach
>Added second lock with 3 locking bolts
The door itself is a standard door that everyone most households have. This isn't America with their wooden walls and flimsy locks.

>because her husband just died of cancer, on Christmas day!
Even if it's a fucking tragedy it made me laugh how he said that.

Look for a thread on Saturday night

I'm 6'1, 225, an athlete, and my deady is 445.
A guy tried to fight me last Thursday and it was hilarious and it was ggez. All because I did my best down syndrome voice mocking him and he spazzed.
Also, I only have digital.

>not having a pair of flip flops with nail sticking out of them

it's like you want to get killed

Hey bro, you don't have to steal anything, just copy the money and furniture over there and you would be just pirating it! its a win-win situation!

>I live in a private community with 24hr security.
*24h babysitting

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

Once the burglar sees how I live, he'll leave me alone. I'm not afraid. :(

I do own a gun.

AND PS4 HAS NO GAMES

They don't work

Because if I had someone to talk to I wouldn't be talking about my feelings in a shit posting thread on a video game board

Because all my Vidya is digital. Physical copies are obsolete.

> Not having a nail with a screw bore through it

It's like you expect the dinosaurs to kill themselves

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*ACKA LACKA BOOM*

That's all it takes for a dino to open the door with the intent to walk the dinosaur.

Why don't you own a gun, Sup Forums?

People wanting to off themselves is not an argument for gun control. You can jump from a bridge with 90% success chance, now you wouldn't ban a bridge. Suicide is the result of many problems and how an individual deals with it. Maybe is a tranny faggot who cut off his own dick. You wont solve these problems by banning stuff. Our society is sick and makes sick people.

I don't need a gun in a country that doesn't allow people guns. A burglar doesn't want to kill me or get hurt either, all I have to do is yell and swing a bat around and he'll be out there.

I don't live in murrica, where all doors are paper-thin.
In my country it's normal to properly lock your doors and have them made out of steel.

>Not using a rebar with a piece of concrete in the end
it's almost like you expect Raider scum to kill themselves

The only things of value I have is a PS4 and a toaster that can toast 4 breads at once.
So I would be hoping that the burglar would be a nintendo fanboy and leave me alone.

>a toaster that can toast 4 breads at once.
Tell me more...

Same. Also on top of that I have numerous guns and battle-knives.

*BING*

*BING*

*WAHOO*

That's all it takes for an italian to break into your castle with the intent to steal your princess.

Why don't you own more koopas, Sup Forums?

Nah, but it reduces ease of access, and the time between opening your drawer, pulling out your gun, and shooting yourself is way, way less than if you had to drive to the nearest bridge. The more time you spend acting on your suicide, the more change there is of changing your mind.

Though calling them a tranny faggot is totally helpful. Good work, cunt.

>tfw own a .22 rifle and .38 revolver but both were unloaded and with a trigger lock in them when the niggers broke in at 2AM
all they got was my ancient phone before the cops showed up and they bailed, least there's that

If I were allowed to keep them without a trigger lock and loaded I would've been able to faggot. You coastal fucks keep legislating retarded laws that are near unenforceable outside of random police raids, but I feel compelled to be law abiding.

It's his PS4. He puts the bread on the fan while he plays Bloodborne again.

I live in a country where people are generally well-off enough to not have to worry about robberies/burglaries
My commendations on having working internet in the 3rd world though OP :)

This.

But I have a big Machete and a Baseball Bat. Also I own a Rottweiler. No vidya for you here nigger.

Why are you trying to use me as a strawman when I'm in the thread. I'm not a fucking tranny. I'm a normal person

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