>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Anyone else had video games help them in real life?
Yeah.. *sigh* might aswell post it then..
i swear i saw this same thread last week...
*tips fedora*
Kek
This shit has been reposted for at least a year or two now.
haha memes xd
Someone post 'my friends are my strength'
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Mario
>"Bing, bing, ONE-UP, WAH HOO"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a weird look
now post the one from witcher 1, about the witch
>In Womens Studies
>Professor asks me about sexism in video games
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>Professor looking extremely smug, thinks she has another cis white male Aryan gamer at her whim
>stand up, dust off my trenchcoat, adjust my bowler hat
>"Damn you're ugly."
>Professor is shocked, class is also stunned
>Played enough video games to know how to take advantage of stunned monsters
>Hop on desk, breathe in to prepare myself for the final blow
>"YOU'RE MOTHER SUCKS DWARF COCK!"
>Professor faints, most of class still too stunned to do anything
>Suspended when the day ends
>be dumb kid
>play fallout 3
>memorize the directions of the compass rose thanks to it
The first thing that comes to my mind when compass rose directions come up is a mental image of the map of fallout 3
>Anyone else had video games help them in real life?
Post the one where that guy went to a party for the first time and didn't know how to dance so he pretended he is reloading different weapons from CoD, crouching etc..
> my fucking sides
>Played enough video games to know how to take advantage of stunned monsters
I know how to make a gnome chocolate bomb from runescape
No matter how old this pasta is, it still hurts to read.
haha nice meme
>In Women's Studies
>Professor asks me about sexism in video games
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from The Witcher
>stand up, dust off my reverend's robes, adjust my beard
>"Since the beginning of time, woman has been the nest of all evil! The Tool of Chaos, party to the conspiracy against the world and the human race! Woman is ruled solely by corporal lust! To satisfy her insatiable anger and unnatural desires, she gladly serves demons!"
>Professor turns into Striga
>Class metamorphose into drowners
>I switch to group style
>HA!
>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 1
>pic related
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
lmao
>Anyone else had video games help them in real life?
It helps me escape it.
>in gender studies
>professor points to me
>"What is a transman?"
>put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Castlevania
>buying groceries
>cash register makes a bing sound
>"and a bing bing wahoo day to you"
>girl at counter smiles and hands me money back
>walk down a dark alley at night
>bunch of thugs gang up on me
>quick user, remember what bamham taught you
>proceed to perfectly counter each of their attacks
>leave them all crying on the ground with broken arms and legs
"i wanna fuck that witch"
-gerald of rivera
>walk down a dark alley at night, just thinking about what life doth
>bunch of thugs gang up on me
>they tell me to stop thinking about things
>I say I don't want any trouble
>they say I shouldn't have come to Burbury, Connecticut if I wanted to be left alone
>so I tell them I just want to know what doth life
>they tell me to fuck off, and spit on my face and proceed to break my shakhashuri
childhood is when you kill the reverend without hesitation.
adulthood is when you realise he was right.
...
I wish he was joking, but I know he wasn't.