Would you play asterix warriors?

would you play asterix warriors?

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Only if i can main Cacofonix.

Fuck, this would probably be the only musou I'd care about. I haven't played a single musou and am no fan of asterix but seeing these things go together would be the one reason to get into actual asterix lore for me.

Only if it has a story mode and you go through all Europe like the arcade game, with massive battles and multiple bosses.
Coop too of course

Fuck I could see that working fairly well.

nah cause it's eurotrash

He would be too OP

I never understood why Cesar didn't just burn everything around the village.

Their bard can summon rain by singing.

Because the Gauls wouldn´t let him?

I never understood why they don't put all kids into the pot like obelix.

Brutus did that once. Didn't work.

>play as Obelix
>get defeated
It's shit

>mfw entering a game full of Cacofonix mains

>asterix is shit
>warriors games are definitely shit
Nah

Bard is the most OP character by far. He can destroy an entire army without magic shit.

>>asterix is shit

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>asterix is shit
Nope

best girl

I'd pay top dollar for that.

>Playing as Vitalstatistix
>Lose all HP, lose the shield bearers
>Second "life" as the man himself
Would that even work in Musou gameplay?

Obelix is an anomality. Most likely than not, it'd turn the child to stone.

No, but I'd like to see a point and click Asterix adventure game.

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>during second "life" dies in one hit because of his health problems

Given the lore of Asterix, this would probably be the only time where a Musou game would make sense.

*conquers your province*

Were the testudos actually hard, or was I shit back then?

I'd rather a new pure beat 'em up like the one from Konami at early '90s
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>asterix is shit

>asterix is shit
This might be the single worst opinion this year.

What did he ever do to you?

How the FUCK do I get Permit A38?

Nous souhaiterions le laisser-passer A38.

>>asterix is shit
>americlaps

Is this the new Spongebob MMO?

Go to the pier.

asterix is french not belgian

But I don't want the pier ! I just want the pass A38 !

Yes, I see it working quite well.
Good idea OP.

Cacafonix is the bard right? In France he is called Assurancetourix instead, how is the village chief named in english?

You want Window 1, left hand corridor, first door on the right.

But that's... actually a very good idea.
It would be called something like "Gaul Warriors", because this series' names don't usually reference directly the source titles.
Too bad that at the end of the day, I don't really like musou.

In the UK translations he's Vitalstatistix. I think the US has a different one.

>tfw Oumpah-Pah DLC never ever
Seriously, if you like Asterix, read it. It's by the same authors and it had a short lived run, it consists on five 30 page books that are interconnected. You can almost read them in one sitting.

>>asterix is shit

>Haven't read Asterix since I was a kid
Half tempted to go read some again.

Thanks for this thread, OP. Had a shit day, but now i'm gonna go dig around in storage for my old Asterix books and get drunk.

What is the best Asterix?

The Banquet, for maximum cozy. best read with a shit ton of deli-style snacks and import beer.

...

The Gladiator or magic Carpet. Preferably read by Willie Rushton.

My nigga, Asterix the Gladiator was my first book back when i was a nipper.

Is the new one any good ? Heard it was censured because it was seen as a bit too right wing.

I offered to give my cousin's kids my complete collection of Asterix, Calvin and Hobbes, and Tintin comics because I wanted them to read something not-garbage while growing up. Kids are reading this shittiest manga trash, graphic novels, and Garfield you can imagine; they're worse than Archie comics.

Anyways they didn't want them, possibly because they were held together with tape. And it broke my fucking heart. And I learned this is why the world fucking sucks, because each generation fails to pass on anything good to the next generations.

m8, they are special because they were the only things we had growing up.

Not true, exactly. those 3 comics stood out in a sea of absolute garbage. Garfield, family circle, for better or worse, etc. I'd definitely say Tintin/Asterix/C&H were the holy trinity of comics for their time, and they should be passed down.

and if some fucking ingrate doesn't "want" them, remove the illusion of choice.

Okay that's true - they were the only comics available. But they were (are) very much some of the best things available to kids even today.

You are going to have a hard time naming more than a pile of comics better for kids than Asterix. It's a high water mark that nothing today even comes close to as far as I know. I'm reading the shit they're pushing on kids in school; it's pretty fucking garbage. The nostalgia goggles aren't on when I say this, the cheap knockoff Twilight and Harry Potter clones made to sell to grade school kids are completely horrendous.

The trick is when "this title being a musou makes sense" it actually ends up being crappy

Cleopatra or 12 Tasks, I can't choose between the two: youtube.com/watch?v=JtEkUmYecnk

I can't force the product on the kid. I want to but I'm not the one raising them is the response I'm going to get. If I attempted to give it to the kid the parents are probably just going to throw it away for fear that the old paper carries herpes or something like that.

I don't understand why people fail to recognize that when someone comes up to you and says in the most serious way, "this shit is the best shit on the planet" that nobody takes them seriously. Here is a person, who clearly knows a lot about this shit and has a lot of passion for it, and you completely IGNORE what is obviously an expert opinion about literature.

You know what blows my mind? One of the parents is a school librarian. And the way all schools stock their fucking libraries is a goddamn tragedy. I voluntarily wrote a fucking business proposal document recommending what the library should purchase in regards to graphic novels and they didn't fucking act on any of it. Instead it's all fucking cape-shit and the trashiest manga you can imagine. Oh they have all these stupid fucking arts majors advising and working in the place, why the fuck would you listen to an engineer regarding the quality of literature?

If I died tomorrow I'm willing to bet the people picking over my corpse are just going to throw my books to some shitty charity that wouldn't know what to do with it.

>that quest in Witcher 3 dlc that reference this moment

I KNOW

If you weren't convinced Witcher 3 was fucking made by the best people at that moment, there was no helping you.

>tfw no Popeye Warriors

best part about that joke is the older you get the funnier it becomes

>no crossover game where all the gag overpowered comic and cartoon characters get together for a brawl

I pick luke!

The 12 tasks
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>popeye vs scrooge mcduck vs asterix vs droopy

i can't decide. If its comical i definitely would.

hahahaha so much ahead.

I fail to see any way an asterix game wouldn't be comical, other than whoever's writing it completely failing at making it humorous

it also made him a retard. i bet he wouldn't be that dumb if it weren't for his gigantification.

Is that Inspector Gadget before, you know, the whole part robot thing?

be gone, namefag

gritty for the GoT audience!

nobody has the balls to try and do that to Asterix, at least not in any official capacity.