Smash Summit 5 Thread man or machine edition

Smash Summit 5 Thread man or machine edition

twitch/ beyondthesummit

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strawpoll.me/14314787
ssbwiki.com/Crew_battle
strawpoll.me/14314890
twitter.com/LiquidHbox/status/926127376437673984
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>s2j

>amsa was the best player on his team

why is socal full of shitters

commie mindset

>the based South btfo-ing the west

pottery.

>team sake
>an alcoholic
>worse meme falcon
>a mid tier character
>a literal cripple

>team florida
>the best player in the world
>the swedeslayer
>the man with perfect reactions
>some mexican

How can mangcucks even compete?

potential for Hax to be embarrassed here

strawpoll.me/14314787

>hax 4 stocks blea
>still has to play m2k on fd
the city of norwalk

existing as a living meme is embarrassing enough

Who the fuck is blea

what the fuck is that shit

Braingear, Red Bull, all obsolete!
Publix™ is now the official fuel of Melee.

This year's meme invitee, like ESAM and Numbers before.

Is this an actual match or not, are they playing under certain rules? Why did the Luigi SD in the beginning?

>mangos hair
what the fuck

learn to google
ssbwiki.com/Crew_battle

It's crews. Luigi previously played versus mango and finished him off with 3 stocks left. The next match he sd'd so he would be at 3 again.

anyone that plays against hax$ has to SD to make it even

leia

Luigi is too good but instead of just banning him he starts games with 1 less stock

...

Danke
Viele dank
hue

Hax fucking sucks

Retire, bitch

>Smash

reminder that PPMD is a low test and is never coming back

>$20000 paid to watch him get obliterated

Anyone who has hope for him returning is fucking delusional, it would be sad to see him get bodied by low tier stoners anyways

But he raped shit at BMR2

It's all mental fear at this point he's afraid of coming back and disappointing fans if he doesn't immediately place top 3

ANSWER THE SENNHEISER™ SURVEY!

strawpoll.me/14314890

We know it's you Gravy

i want to fuck leffen's boypussy

but westballz isn't competing

>raped shit
>got carried by lozr and lost to colbol/dkb
>was to much of a pussy to play singles
>immediately ran away to hibernation again afterwards
oh yeah wow pp's still amazing bro he's so good dude

>mew2thiccccc

>plup club

what a lame name desu

EL LEFFO

our guy leffen cleaning up

>top player carried by lozr, not lozr carried by top player
>beats Hbox in several 1v1 scenarios
>only loses to the team that won the tournament

yeh sounds like you're a mad cuck desu, proof is in the results

it's a meme you dip

I dont give a shit about him anymore, M2K's Marth at Canada Cup surpassed him anyway

jfl@ppmdcucks
he'll come back soon for sure bro

Fucking weebs

>Michael Vick pokemon jokes

Didn't realize it was 2009

damn Blea came through there

mafia when

Scar never left 2009

>hbox took 2 stocks from leffen and lost 4
>blea took 2 stocks from leffen and lost 1
Holy shit the city of Hfraud

m2k's marth surpassed him before he even retired

What riveting conversations

PPMD won Apex 2015 with Marth though, beating Armada along the way which was something M2K still couldn't do back then

People don't seriously think PP would be bad if he were to unretire, right? It's all maymays?

all mayms

>day 1 of summit has more views than any tr4sh event this year
loving every laugh

I'd like to believe it's memes but there are some genuinely retarded people on this board.

>bragging about 23k views
that's a fucking abysmal number and smash as a whole is clearly dying

To be expected of Brawl 2.0

How do we save melee?

Nintendo support

t. started watching last year

>melee is more famous than tr4sh

colour me surprised

t.PPMD

>le melee isn't doing worse than before because it's not the post-brawl era face

Who /tristate/ here ?
The Moon is /ourguy/

kill hbox

pikachu beats marth

when's the actual fucking tournament?

What the fuck are all those other people doing at the summit house?

orgy is the next event

How the FUCK is hbox always so fucking bad in crews

Everyone on mew2thiccdid alright except hcuck who absolutely blew it for them

did they play more overcooked today on stream?

he had one fantastic showing in crews but ever since has been very underwhelming

Moved here a couple months ago. You in NJ?

ye

>Scar is still on commentary

it's socal half the house are homie locals with connections or are helping run the event. if you're not new most of them are recognizable

...

>trying to milk these shitty ecelebs for 4 days + media day
jfc

I have a morbid curiosity in seeing Icons, maybe they improved it for this event

NY not too far out though

that's the entire fucking point. this is like complaining that people are playing basketball at a basketball court

wtf is icons?

Shitty game made by Project M developers, looks like a solid 2/10

melee clone with SHIT animations and SHIT character design

so why are they playing it? Are they sponsors for the event or something?

these guys better be playing mario party 4 aka best in the series

Yes, they're the biggest sponsor of the event, aside from the viewers.

>all the gods except m2k
FUCK

Honestly, the biggest issue is that they don't seem to get that character animations need to be rather exaggerated when the characters are as zoomed out as theirs. The fact that they only had placeholder sounds in place for the reveal trailer doesn't help either- you need to hear those meaty hits.

I thought Mario Party was going to save this shitty day but the incompetent Summit staff managed to fuck this up too. Fucking commentators? Half the fun of watching Mario Party is the interaction between the players, why the fuck would they have commentators instead of just giving mics to the players?

Couch commentary for Mario Party is retarded, should have just been a mic for the people actually playing the game.

Who won crews?

twitter.com/LiquidHbox/status/926127376437673984

Plup Club

not m2k

>they decide to give Mafia commentary instead of the player audio in a fit of incompetence
Will it surprise you?

Who are the retards calling these shots?

They do not do enough to involve the players and show them interacting.

>don't get to hear amsa being qt

dum