Where were you when you realized Nintendo effectively silenced its opponents and is systematically controlling the...

Where were you when you realized Nintendo effectively silenced its opponents and is systematically controlling the narrative?

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Who is this guy anyway ?

Nintendo lives in their own realm. They don't have any competitors.
They are like the first iteration of the matrix right now.
Everything is perfect, except for the fact that everyone has mental illness (manbaby syndrome/nostalgia delusions) and are eating their own shit on the toilet.

Is Sup Forums leaking again? The crazies seem to be coming out of the woodwork

sAM hYDE The worlds greatest mass killer.

>turn any notable reviewers into "ambassadors" giving them contractual obligations to rim the company's boypussy and offering up the juicy carrot of free review copies
>DMCA any channels that are routinely critical of Nintendo or else large enough to sway public opinion
>end result is that people have actually convinced themselves odyssey is anything more than a decent platformer and that BOTW is a revolution in gaming

You best start believing in conspiracies bucko

what's wrong with his face?

I was at home. It doesn't matter. Nintendo is the good guy due to the quality of their products, I don't care if they are evil fucks.

American DNA starting to show with age.

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You literally get banned for shit talking Nintendo on this board. I called the Switch, the Shitch and mods banned me for a day.

what the fuck are you talking about

good

>the good guy is evil

what are some games about this?

he makes le funny face xd

damn... it's almost as if console war faggotry is against the rules since the beginning of Sup Forums...
really makes you think, uh...

Nice

The Sup Forums mods have always been Nintenbros

Yes. More than usual.

Kirby's Triple Deluxe

I believe them when there's an ounce of credibility. This doesn't appear ro have any.

>Nintendo silenced its opponents

But that's exactly what I do to anything Nintendo. If the thread is about a Nintendo game or console, I filter it. If somebody outs themselves as a Nintendo fan, I completely ignore their posts. It's not hard because they'll be talking about the latest Mario or Zelda game nonstop and how it's the greatest game of all time, just like they did with the previous game in the series.

It's come to the point where when I see the word Nintendo, I think Autism.

Nintendo fans, just like black people, should be completely avoided.

death to those who insult Nintendo

Second Las Vegas shooter and mastermind behind Columbine, Samuel, Mustafar Haydeen

Where did this fucking photo of Sam come from

probably instagram or twitter

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Remember how that guy was fired from IGN for giving Swinch 6/10? Good times.

real talk. Sam does look liek hes at 56% in that pic

Explain this.

I don't get this meme.
are there any examples of this happening in reality?

Where is this pic from? I know about sam but is this a video?

>mfw I see his wikipedia article pic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Hyde

>Birdemic 2 - Beach goer
Welp time to rewatch

ever go outside?

youtube.com/watch?v=GNmm4D3HPj0

yes

From his instagram, pretty active, honestly.

Why do you keep posting this man's disgusting face? It's gore tier

The man responsible for every act of terrorism since the 90s.

29% is ready to star in a H doujinshi

Based mods.

Because you're console-warring, and that word is typically associated with Lee Goldson.

>Where were you when you realized the west effectively silenced its opponents and is systematically controlling the narrative, only allowing Nintendo games to be successful because of Grandfather Clause?
fify

Did he set his alarm clock in the middle of the night so he could wake up tired, punch himself in the face a few times and take this picture?

I would ban you for making such a terrible mock name too

youtu.be/xG5znS8xOY0

>21%

The man who gets facefucked by trannies

Sen Hyde

instagram.com/p/BasDO6OnHsw/?hl=en&taken-by=tube96o

>that pic

guaranteed replies.

What is there to explain? Anons were saying his career is over because of this. And its not like 8/10 is a bad score. He obviosuly enjoyed the game and felt it was worth its weight in gold.

Here is a 100% white man

because its hilarious how JFMSU tier he looks

how the fuck is Sam Hyde not Jewish?

>He doesnt know the king of Sup Forums

Funny he looks like this 56% cartoon lmao.

Seriously why is Sam's face so swollen? Allergic reaction?

Because their fans don't read books OP. They lack critical thinking developed through reading books and need corporate shilling to make nice simple 90-100 reviews to them. Notice how their games lack text, notice how, when you were a kid and played Nintendo you didn't read books, and adults playing Nintendo are still in this mindset.

Chess? More like Chiss.

is he checking his doubles?

>shitpost
>get banned for shitposting
no fucking shit

nobody

>Narrative
At least the original goddam dirty hippies were all Philosophy and PoliSci people.
Who the hell decided to put the English majors in charge this generation?

I insult Nintendo constantly and haven't been banned.
Maybe you're just stupid.

Nintendo is the least politicized company out there right now. Even Reggie said that politics has no place in Nintendo games.

>“Making political statements are for other people to do,” he said. “We want people to smile and have fun when they play our games.”

>tfw nintendo is the only company left that isn't ideologically compromised and actually cares about fun

Things Reggie says have no truth or bearing on what they'll actually do. You should know this by now, he's nothing but a PR damage controller. Nintendo is owned and influenced solely by its shareholders now, there's no love left.

samir al-haeed

Is this guy painful for anyone else to look at? Like holy fuck wear a paper bag on your head, you're offensive to probably all five senses.

Get this ugly FUCK out of my BOARD, NOW!!!!!!

Current head of ISIS

just some guy

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Drawn by Alice.Blood

My, what beautiful eyes he has

It's shooped

Also some absolute madman has made it his official wikipedia image
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Hyde#/media/File:Samhydecurrent.png

Which will apparently expire tomorrow

It's not shooped.

And yeah, it's been on the wikipedia page for over a week now. I was certain it would have been taken off by now but never was.

>le 0% face

The guy in the op picture you retard

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>WHY DID I GET BANNED?
>"Because you were a faggot."
>[homoautistic screeching]

He has fucked more girls than you dumb redditorr

Fentanyl.
You are going to buy his game, right?

And when every American's a hero...

>>turn any notable reviewers into "ambassadors" giving them contractual obligations to rim the company's boypussy and offering up the juicy carrot of free review copies
So... something normal in the industry? Every channel, no matter be it EDGE, a bigger youtuber, whoever gets a review copy.
>>DMCA any channels that are routinely critical of Nintendo or else large enough to sway public opinion
I'll need a source on that, buddy. Only thing so far Nintendo does is take part of cash on videos with Nintendo games in them.
>>end result is that people have actually convinced themselves odyssey is anything more than a decent platformer and that BOTW is a revolution in gaming
Maybe someday you will understand why BOTW gets the praise it does. Might be simple for you, creating a game, but certainly how BOTW tackled points of interest will and is studied by people working on future open world games.

>Nintendo releases a console with a gimmick that people like, with an end-user experience that's very well done
>Nintendo releases a lot of good games in rapid succession
>Nintendo downplays or outright avoids the DLC/pre-order/huge day one patch/lootbox/day one edition bullshit the rest of the industry is falling pray to
>People like what Nintendo is doing

>THEY'RE CONTROLLING THE NARRATIVE, YOU GUYS
>GOOD GAMES AND GOOD BUSINESS PRACTICES ARE A CONSPIRACY

Is that a bit of nipple?

Thought that was Rich from ReviewtechUSA for a bit.

Nigga, I'm trying to eat.

why would it be? It is a picture of his face. The previous one he was in the PUA getup I thin

What's happening to him? I want old MDE back :(

>i look like shit but its ironically lol ;)

so what's the deal with sam hyde making this disgusting looking photo? is it from a recent video or something? I need a bit more context

Fuck you that made me jump

can anyone tell me the story behind that picture of sam hyde??

I already knew he is retarded and this just reconfirms it for me. Is there a site where you can see how many games he gave a 8/10? I'm sure Odyssey is factually better than at lose 80% of those.

You have to be mentally retarded to not see how great and well polished the gameplay and level design of Odyssey is. Also the whole pacing and the non-linear approach.

When Odyssey is an 8, stuff like that Crashr emake is a 3/10.

I think this bird-looking retard thinks Dark Souls is perfect, so you should just ignore him anyway.

the player was hit by the attack, he should have dodged