Any games got you feeling nice and sodium chloride-y lately?

any games got you feeling nice and sodium chloride-y lately?

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>When you go out to eat with a Rick and Morty fan

Skeet did nothing wrong

Skeet was just doing his job and going by the company's policy, Jimmy was being a little shit and inadvertently fucked up the entire restaurant with his dumb automated service shit

Skeet failed to recognize innovation and progress when he saw it. Jimmy took things too far and was misguided, but the company could have flourished if he helped to veer Jimmy's ideas in a newer and more efficient direction that combines the old and new. Going by the books all the time leads to stagnation and decline, Jimmy was passionate about furthering his job and the company he worked for, his heart was in the right place but he needed someone to keep his methods in check.

Let's be real for a moment;

In Jimmy Neutron's fictional universe, the cash register realistically didn't do anything but act as a basic calculator with a money compartment. It probably didn't keep track of inventory or anything like that, it just matched items with prices.

Skeet is also such a sack of human waste and lack of potential that he can and was easily replaced by AI, which is not far from the reality of the situation.

And yet Jimmy as usual destroyed everything he touchs while Skeet was doing a very adequate job as an employee.

Skeet was in the wrong for hiring a kid under the legal working age.

iirc Mickey-D's was heavily considering replacing all their cashiers with kiosks.
Imagine being greeted with a touch screen when you walked in instead of some greasy teenager.

they're already trying those kiosks out in some of then. I went to one near chicago and they already had some set up.

uhh, dude.. it's salt

Not to a Rick and Morty fan it isn't

Thats what i said, sodium chloride.

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Every McD's here has at least 1 kiosk to use instead of cashiers. It's actually much faster and easier to order exactly what you want instead of talking to some bored, greasy teenager.

> youtube.com/watch?v=YPdhyrezD14

reddit as fuck, but I laughed.

>no longer have to speak to Professor Pimple
>have to touch the kiosk screen after a skank with flaring herpes just got done using it

>go to McDonalds
>drive through intercom asks what I want
>do you guys still make McGangbangs here?
>turns out I was talking to a soulless machine designed to sound like an employee
>get refused because the AI lacks the human creativity to think outside the box and make hidden menu items
>life gets just a bit colder

At least I can program my sex bot to make me McGangbangs.

>People actually eat the trash from McDonalds

Enjoy your diabetes and cancer

>Be me
>Few years ago in college
>Eating one night at McDonalds with friends
>Black dude walks up to counter holding unwrapped burger in his hand
>"Ay yo excuse me but I ordered a McGangbang."
>Person behind the counter just looks him like he's insane.

I don't think the person behind the counter knew what a McGangbang was.

>LUL PEOPLE EAT AT MCDONALDS?!??

Fuck off, yes people eat there. Millions eat there everyday, also one of the biggest fast food franchises in the world. Stop being retarded and acting like nobody eats there.

mmmmmm i will. i hope you don't develop cancer later in life anyways, since you live such a healthy lifestyle.