*Sighs in satisfaction*

*Sighs in satisfaction*
Ah, the wonders of PC Gaming.
Truly, this is the way it was Meant To Be Played.

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That looks fucking disgusting.

If I skip all the cutscenes, will I still have fun? I just finished DMC1-3. These type of games don't seem to matter because they'll never top Viewtiful Joe's story.

DMC3 has a great story though.

ok now do the Cereza one

What the fuck? that looks like shit.

>DMC3 has a great story though.
Maybe? All the characters were pretty fucking annoying to begin with. I don't know why people like Dante to begin with.

>those stretch marks

also, I just realized bayonetta is short as fuck. compared to luka she goes up to about his shoulders, and that's with foot high heels. she's a tiny little thing. kind of blew my mind, since I always figured she was some samus like amazonian.

Different user, its just not your thing I guess. Dante is mindless fun-and-cool

We need a source

I guessed as much. I liked Joe more from VJ, I think it's because Dante is portrayed as a badass who doesn't need to try and comes off as a tryhard edgelord to me.

Because he's lovably silly

This is one of the reasons I pirate.

Tell me about it faggot.

You could pick any character and you pick worst girl.

Maybe because the assets are in the game?
Still waiting for Linkle.

I think Bayonetta is a fun character but I never really found her sexually attractive.

Fuck this
was meant for

is the emulation playable now or is it still buggy?

>that long censor bar

she has a dick doesnt she

why am i not surprised

Don't do it user. I fucked myself.
Trials, shrines and some zones are at 60 while most of the overworld is around 38-48 and now I can't go back. Feels so fucking clunky and slow.

>that spacing
Why am I not surprised?

1, has anyone told you that being sarcastic dipshit is a negative trait despite what tv tells you
and 2. Jesus fucking christ if you can't do a nude mod right then don't do it at all, why is it so difficult to understand it?

Go away mark brown

how do you do the motion controls when you're emulating?

It's the sort of modification that only exists on a Personal Computer gaming platform.

No, she has a vagina. I just wanted to get everyone's hopes up.

>she has a dick doesnt she
This is nu-Sup Forums, it's not a dick it's a feminine penis.

There are two levels to liking Dante. The first is this. The second is when you realize he fakes it almost entirely and that his entire persona is a living lie made up by a child who watched his mom get turned into a stain on the floor.

what are you even implying

>character is basically naked anyways
>finishers meant to tantalize and not show off everything but reveal more
>DUDE WHAT IF WE MAKE HER NUDE ALL THE TIME LMAO
I mean it's nice, but I feel like you really missed the point.

Can I play as Zelda with different hairstyles yet?

mustard?

spbp

if you skip all the cutscenes the game is like ten minutes long

Personally I like to shove a modded wiimote up my ass then rock back and forth and rotate with my chair. But most people just use the mouse. Up to you.

>look up the mod
>it's just a very basic, low res nipple/vag texture
Wow, she is already naked enough like 80% of the game, why bother

>this is now a nintendo mascot character

fuck dude

Ihope her hairstyle for 3 is not shit like 1 and 2. something long and flowing would be great. or better yet, choose your style.

her hairstyle in 2 is perfect you son of a bitch

>not liking 2 hairstyle

Personally loved the hair in 2, but to either their own

I can see them implementing like different hairstyles as a separate constume-like feature

gay cunts

Bayo is still enormous, she's like ten heads tall.

I've done every shrine and beaten the game within the past 2 weeks on a 970, the current build is fine. 30 fps is the way it's meant to be played, but i got stable 30 locked outside
and stable 60 in shrines, unless I exited into windowed where it was 30 locked for some reason. Motion controls only constitute 4 shrines out of 120, and you do them with the mouse. You can cheese them with application of chaos theory if the mouse isn't enough. Watch this, follow it to the letter, and join the party.

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you could have at least posted maliwei's actually good mod. this is just the work of some doofus that just recolored the suit to skin color lol

her head is tiny.
also, if she is huge, then luka must be 12 feet tall.

>Remember playing 1 a few years ago.
>Always read journal entries in any games that have them.
>Something something something a nightmare world generated by Dante's repressed childhood trauma.
Wasn't expecting that.

Also, before you ask, the only bug I had was that, after long sessions, the text would stop showing up on screen. Simple reload of the game fixed it. Hopefully this fucking essay helps someone out who has been waiting for the CEMU build to be playable. The time is now.

What did Nintendo mean by this?

They are both huge. Compare them to any of the city's ordinary inhabitants. They tower over them.

Wait a minute THAT IS PORN

>What did Nintendo mean by this?

No idea.

again, she's wearing foot high heels.
>tower over them

who? how do you know the vigridians aren't small?

Even without the heels she would be a full head taller than any normal vigridian. There's nothing to indicate they're all a bunch of midgets, either. Meanwhile Bayo's size in comparison to shit like Enzo's car or the entire intro to Bayo2 makes it clear that she's big.

jesus fucking christ her limbs

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imgur the uncensored pics?

Nintendo is finally growing up and putting all the kiddy games behind them.

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