Vidya Adventure

Use all your vidya knowledge to help him get through his quest and save his dog!

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Climb the tree

Fuck the tree

What's wrong with his neck?

>him
>his
>his

No thanks, I'll play something else.

That's a bird, not a dog.

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I don't even play the game and this is the first thing I thought of.

The sun is dissapointed

Jump on top of the buildings roof from the tree

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Nut so hard in the tree that nuts fall out of it

Catch a bird

fuck the sun

find a hole on the tree and fug it.

He's having trouble, spam [x] to help him jump!!

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kick your legs like luigi to get up there god damnit

WRONG BUTTON HE MIGHT FALL

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Also try to fuck the bird

do a double jump

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If you fall grab the ledge of the window below you

He's up! And.. he's gt the bird...

throw bird at moon

pet birb

Drop a deuce on the bird.

OH SHIT BEHIND YOU! the other bird is coming straight at you!

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cum in birb and raise its offspring.

do a flip

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search the tree and bushes

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Just open the door

Walk past the building

Craft a sword out of the wood of the tree.