Use all your vidya knowledge to help him get through his quest and save his dog!
Vidya Adventure
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Climb the tree
Fuck the tree
What's wrong with his neck?
>him
>his
>his
No thanks, I'll play something else.
That's a bird, not a dog.
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I don't even play the game and this is the first thing I thought of.
The sun is dissapointed
Jump on top of the buildings roof from the tree
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Nut so hard in the tree that nuts fall out of it
Catch a bird
fuck the sun
find a hole on the tree and fug it.
He's having trouble, spam [x] to help him jump!!
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kick your legs like luigi to get up there god damnit
WRONG BUTTON HE MIGHT FALL
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Also try to fuck the bird
do a double jump
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If you fall grab the ledge of the window below you
He's up! And.. he's gt the bird...
throw bird at moon
pet birb
Drop a deuce on the bird.
OH SHIT BEHIND YOU! the other bird is coming straight at you!
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cum in birb and raise its offspring.
do a flip
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search the tree and bushes
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Just open the door
Walk past the building
Craft a sword out of the wood of the tree.