What do you think about Samus?

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I love her is what

Gotta agree with this guy. I love her too.

Personality: None existent. She's a blank slate.
Looks: Objectively an uglier version of Sarah Bryant or Nova Terra.

i've shot more wads to samus than I have to all 2D/3D girls combined

I'd put my penis inside her vagina and thrust in and out, if you know what I mean.

I wish I was her.

Explain

She would be hotter with a cute girly personality.

i dont love her, but i want to impregnate both her vagina and her anus

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Her games are good.

I like ZSS, especially with those absolute whore heels she has.

It tells me she's a shameless slut who would bend over anywhere to let you fuck her relentlessly.

Favourite one?

When you need to obtain a bounty mark's whereabouts from some career criminals in a seedy backwater bar, but the federation has outlawed torture, what's your other option?

Samus is a Dom who punishes all the weak boys.

She's great when nintendo ignores feminist primefag stupidity.

Well I'm weak both mentally and psychically.

Bribe?

she is ok, most of her games are great

I want to fuck Other M Samus in front of SR Samus

Exactly.

What is the meaning of this?

Nice headcanon, except she's a submissive slave in the only game she had a personality.

That there are many men of great taste.

Or that Metroidfags are even more autistic than Sanicfags.

only primefags user.

I want to impregnate her too.

Dobson please go

At her worst in that one comic where she has to wear a diaper and she pisses and shits herself at the slightest scare.
At her best when getting her shitter remodeled

t. primefag

She's huh, cute I guess

Wanting to fuck a woman vs wanting to fuck animals

I want to lick her abs and muscles and blonde pubes

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I want to impregnate Samus and take responsibility through marriage

those are some high heels

Feather pubes

10/10 would cuddle

Would look better with a penis desu

I want to dump a few loads into her asshole and then cuddle with her as we fall asleep.

LORD GOD that is nice.
Actually they would probably be brown (color of her eyebrows)

Mexico has the best national anthem.

>fanart
She's actually flatter than Hank Hill in her actual games.

tits > ass

False

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I want to feel that ass slapping against my pelvis as I breed her

Samus is resistant to human seed thanks to her Chozo DNA, so unless you'e prepared to ejaculate literally thousands of times directly into her womb, breeding isn't going to work out. In any case it would be an ongoing effort.

>Smash

Not canon and that's not even Samus, it's a trophy brought to life.

Smash is canon, don't know what made you think otherwise.

I could spend the rest of my life cumming inside of her without getting her pregnant and id still die happy

Samus is shorter than Wii Fit Trainer, Palutena, Rosalina, etc. in Smash, but you muh amazon virgins will selectively ignore that.

>Not canon

I don't see why amazonian femdom and bimbo slave Samus can't coexist. As long as she's sexualized everything is good.

I want to breed bimbo Samus

Whenever there are human characters, Samus will always be shorter than them.

She's had a personality in every game. Calm, cool and collective.

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I want her to smother me between her thighs.

No, it's just your waifu autism reading too much in between the lines.

If Samus "runs over there" and "pewpewpews over here", Metroidfags will insist that's a personality trait.

This is why Metroidfags are by far the most autistic fanbase on Sup Forums.

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I don't know what you mean.

>saying nothing in a video game is not inherently a personality trait especially when there are instances when the character in question does say/do shit
I like sub Samus too but that's just wrong.

All i can think about is how hard my peepee would be in this situation. Would Samus make fun of me?

yes she would. She would flick your tiny worm and call you her bitch

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She's a goddess, I want to serve her for the rest of eternity.

What does Ridley think about Samus?

>TFW you will never know what happend next to Metroid Fusion

I think I would like to brutally fuck her and torture her sexually, then cuddle together afterwards.

>...You better not look.

You wouldn't defy her,, would you?

post adorable Samus

Id bury my face in it

How could I not?

Samus in suit > Samus without suit

all these beta males thinking they could turn samus into a sub. So pathetic.

SAMASS

Who are the most autistic: Samusfags or Larafags?

Why do people imagine Samus as some weird psychopath? I know the Smash ZSS doesn't help with how constantly constipated she looks but she's shown to be pretty compassionate and generally fairly "normal" throughout her games.

I don't know what makes you think she isn't naturally submissive in bed anyway.

All day she hunts bounties, trains, does all this un-feminine stuff. Sex is her only opportunity to connect to her femininity, so expect her to be a blushing mewling mess.

That's clearly Midna in a Zero Suit

Samusfags

I want to impregnate and marry Luddington Lara

She's a sub in the only game she has a personality.

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people that argue over samus' personality traits instead of just jerking off

It's not about 'turning her into a sub.' It's about letting her blow off steam and let her hair down after a long day of being a badass warrior.

Who is that on the left?

do you really think a 6 foot goddess would let little manlets dom her?

I think it would be a wonderful experience even to passively hold Samus in your arms.

You know the feeling when you're holding an object which is perfectly and densely assembled, like an expensive wrist watch? The feeling of holding it in your hand and knowing intimately that each gram of its weight has a purpose. It's a concentrated mote of excellence.

I think touching Samus would give that same feeling. That's how it feels in my mind at least

But that's why it's so kinky, user. It's like the appeal of being a big guy and getting dommed by a petite chick.

She is shorter than every single male character in the Metroid franchise.

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>being a big guy
for who?

>I only play other m

zero suit was a MISTAKE

pretty cool and one of the few acceptable waifus.
nintendo keeps trying to JUST her though.

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