Open chest

>open chest
>it explodes

>explodes open
>it chests

>open chest
>Your inventory is full

>open bobs
>loins explode

>open chest
>get slapped

>open bob pics please

>open chest
>snakes jump out

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>open chest
>it doesn't rape you

instructions not clear enough, i opened my chest and started ble

>open chest
>there is a heart, lungs, and a few ribs in there

>A group of Orcs approach you
>their leader asks if you're looking to fool around
>you say "no"
>they just walk off

So Orcs are apparently interested in just "Willing Participants".

What do you even respond to that

>open chest
>its actually monster disguised as chest

By saying yes, how else?

I'd explode on her chest, if you know what I mean.

>kill monster
>its actually chest disguised as monster

>open chest
>it rapes

>Pinatas are just reverse mimics

...

>Shoot red barrel
>It explores

...

>tfw you'll never be her

>pinatas just want to make you happy with their treasure, even if that means letting you beat them with a stick until their body is destroyed
>pinata love is the purest love

>open chest
>[empty]

...

OwO

...

It hurts.

>open chest
>it's a fucking mimic

>open chest
>cum

But I'm into small tits, not big tits.

>sit at bonfire
>it explodes

>open pile of coins
>You've obtained 1 coin